#TeamBJ to Descend on Las Vegas

TeamBJ Vegas

Sara Jay’s periodic involvement in top-class competitive sports competition doesn’t run particularly deeply, but with Siri in tow, Sara Jay’s FIFA 2014 World Cup #TeamBJ offer – in short: free blowjobs for all fans if certain teams won the world cup – aims to deeply satisfy their combined throng of fans. After the competition peak with Germany’s extra-time triumph against Argentina at the World Cup Final in Brazil, the expected #TeamBJ celebration has been given a date and venue at which all those who meet the modest criteria can take their place in line and receive fellatio from two bona fide porn queens.

Now, with Germany victorious and (probably still partying with Rihanna), TeamBJ is officially inviting those fans who followed the qualifying instructions – suckees must have followed Sara Jay and Siri on Twitter before final kickoff, retweeted one of their #TeamBJ World Cup tweets, make their way to the location on the day, and can produce a clean bill of sexual health – to, where else, but Las Vegas on September 4th. For North Americans, this could be the last shot they get to be inside the mouths of these two porno superstars; future events will likely be held in Europe. Participants must also consent to being on camera for the official TeamBJ video shoot that will later be available online.

So, your wife has allowed you to use your once-in-a-marriage free pass to extracurricular pleasures and you’ve both met you’ve got enough funds at hand to fly to Vegas, book a hotel room, gamble a little, and enjoy the generosity of Sara Jay and Siri (and you’re confident you can pass an STD test), you might wanna head on over to #TeamBJ’s website and hook yourself up before the July 31 sign-up deadline or forever miss your shot with Sara and Siri.

Finally, a NSFW World Cup Update!

FIFA World Cup 2014 logoHere we are over a week into the 2014 FIFA World Cup taking place in Brazil and, although Australia is already out and others are soon to follow, there’s a wealth of heated on-pitch battles ahead as challengers like Germany, Argentina, Italy, USA, and Brazil keep pushing toward victory. The porn world started World Cup season off well with #TeamBJ’s renewed promise of providing motivation to fans and players alike, and Rocco Siffredi’s show of sacrificial devotion for his beloved Italian team proving that porn was far from unaffected by the world game’s most intense competition. Actual hardcore scenes celebrating the World Cup were initially harder to come by, but not this week!

Denys Defrancesco of DDF fame must be a football fan: his DDF Network is not only pumping out World Cup-themed practice and posing scenes starring Hungarian beauties Zafira, Kiara Lord, Brandy Smile, and Athina betray their homeland and paint their bodies in the colors of Brazil, the Netherlands, Spain, and Croatia, respectively.

Meanwhile, former Bang Bros monster-on-call Ramon has bounced back from his 2011 arrest on animal cruelty charges to fuck transexuals over at Trans500! Ramon gives his giant wang to dick-equipped ladies Corolina and Selena as a reward for kicking their Colombian asses in a little two-on-one soccer shootout.

world cup teensWorld Cup Teens is a feature DVD release from Cub Sweethearts that stars nine inspiring young European pornstars fuck on the pitch, as well as in the locker room, showers, and gyms athletes already spend so much time sweating in. But it’s Digital Playground that will likely have the firmest hold on your attention (and possibly your wallet) with the not-so-charmingly titled World Cup Bitches. Starring Christie Stevens, Capri Cavanni, Abigail Mac, Anissa Kate, Harley Dean and others representing some of the Cup’s stiffest competitors, World Cup Bitches sees the ladies of Team Blonde and Team Brunette working out in skimpy outfits, bouncing balls off each others asses, and setting aside their national allegiances for an all-inclusive, all-female shower-room orgy that will undoubtedly pop into your mind whenever someone mentions the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil.

World Cup Fucking Fever!

FIFA World Cup 2014 logoHoly shit, football fans – the 2014 FIFA World Cup is upon us and, proving football/soccer to be the world game, everyone seems to be losing their marbles. Rocco Siffredi, the Italian Stallion and one of porn’s hardest working men, has sworn off orgasms until his beloved national team is either eliminated or stands victorious above all other teams. “Guys, I’ve had thousands of orgasms but there is one I will never forget. The one I had together with all of you. Do you remember when we won the World Cup in 2006?” In an effort to ensure his team has all the support they might need, Rocco vows to forgo sex for the duration of Italy’s participation in the Brazil cup. He also makes a few homoerotic overtures to both his fans and to Italia’s players: “”I foresee hard times, very hard,” he tells fans, “but you need to support me, you need to write to me, don’t abandon me. And to the 22 players who are in Brazil, I ask only one thing: Let me at least enjoy you.”

Meanwhile, back in the USA, one of Twitter’s most notorious adult hastags, #TeamBJ is at it again! Two years since she and Angelina Castro offered their Twitter followers blowjobs if Miami Heat clinched the championship, Sara Jay, fulfiller of fellatial promises and fantasies galore, is back again with another tantalizing promise: if either USA, England, Germany or Brazil win the 2014 FIFA World Cup, she and Siri will invite and encourage their Twitter followers to meet them for some oral gratification. As their combined followers currently include some 542,000 users, it’s clear these ladies are down for the cause. But… four teams? Who has allegiance with which teams and does it really matter if thousands of porn fans have their fantasies made real by some gifted footballers and two incredibly generous pornstars? Fuck no, don’t be daft!

As the 2014 FIFA World Cup kicks into high gear and we approach the finals, I’m sure the major porn networks will jump into the fray with World Cup-themed hardcore scenes, but right now there seems precious few releases honoring the world game’s biggest competition. Oh, but there is this little gem from South Korea…

Steaks & BJs: Because You’re Worth It

Steak and Blowjob Day

After hundreds of years of commercially co-opted romance made us guys slaves to our ladies on Valentine’s Day, one frustrated and under-appreciated guy did something about it. Starting out as a small grass roots movement to reserve an annual celebration of all men do to keep their ladies happy but soon becoming an international phenomenon, Steak and BJ Day has come a long, long way and now sees women around the world return to the stove-top or grill then drop to their knees in appreciation of their fellas.

Brazzers is arguably the most macho porn network on the ‘net and, true to its irreverent style, there’s a celebration going on at Real Wife Stories today, Steak and BJ Day 2014, that involves steak (obviously), fellatio (thankfully) and Madison Ivy’s marvelous devotion to dick. Standing on the set of her Cookin’ with Madison Ivy show, the Brazzers contract star professes her fondness for “fat, juicy steak” and encourages viewers to thoroughly “beat their meat” while bending over a counter, giving the crew a glimpse of her ass.

Madison Ivy

Offering the browned porterhouse to her producer husband only to be reminded of his veganism (read: emasculation), Madison denies his request for the BJ, telling us “Vegetarians are such pussies. I’m a carnivore and I like cock.” Brick, who has been manning the camera and stifling an erection, is called to the floor and fills the void left by his herbivorous superior. They chow down on the meat before she does on his, tossing her tiny, tight body around for full carnal effect.

Madison Ivy blowjob

If your Steak and BJ Day isn’t going according to plan, thank your preferred deity for Brazzers and Madison Ivy. (Oh, and that vegan dude, the husband she denied a blowjob? He stood by and watched his wife get plugged by some dude named Brick. What a pussy! Don’t be that guy!)

Madison Ivy cumshot