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Beating on a Budget with FakeHub

You can’t trust anyone these days. Whether it’s your mortgage lender, health insurer, or someone personally, intimately close to you, it often seems everyone we rely upon is bound to let us down, deceive us, or deny us at some point. For the gullible, easily influenced women of London, England, however, there’s a mysterious new entity roaming the streets and threatening to pull them from everyday life into a temporary flurry of taboo sexual activity. FakeHub, the network home of seven sites all built around a premise of deceit and coercion, sees taxis, driving schools, hospital, casting agents, and other staples of the social environment corrupting those that come in search of aid or assistance. Fake Taxi picks up women who agree to suck and fuck in lieu of paying a fare. Fake Hospital replaces medical treatment with heavy-handed molestation and gurney sex. Fake Cop breaks laws left, right, and center, snagging some civilian pussy while on duty. Four sites all rendering some version of the “dirty casting agent” trope – Fake Agent, Fake Agent UK, Public Agent, and Female Agent – again push boundaries, test taboos, and cement FakeHub’s reputation as one dynamic and determined new British studio.

Now discounted by Mr. Pink’s to the supremely affordable monthly price of $17.95, the already hefty 2,479-scene network archive is fairly evenly distributed among the sites, every site but Fake Agent UK delivering weekly updates to their own archives. Although a few other Fake-branded sites exist off-network – Fake Driving School being arguably the best – the seven making up FakeHub are still a damn fine deal for reality-porn fans.

THE MATH:
The seven FakeHub sites can be access for one month at $17.95, leaving each site costing $2.56-a-month. The 2,479 scenes now online can be seen as costing approximately 0.72¢ each. Taken as a whole, that might not be an offer that’ll blow you away, but after examining what FakeHub seems so proud of, its wild, sweaty, casual romps and realizing that each gem of an encounter with, let’s say, the utterly dreamy and delightfully curvy Ava Dalush, international superstar Armana Miller, or seven-time taxi-cab-conquest Alessa Savage costs less than one solitary cent, you’ll be diving headfirst into FakeHub’s seemingly endless supply of risqué real-world carnality.

Fake Hub review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 14th, 2017

mrpinks In today’s contentious, combative, and genuinely daunting global political climate, it’s nice to know some nations are putting their best foot forward and sharing top-notch porn with the rest of the world. This week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we take a look at some American porn and some British porn, the former concerned with a religious sect that’s gaining more members every day, members that just might be involved in sordid sexual rituals. Mormon Girlz and Mormon Boyz present a very deviant system of divine worship. British site, Fake Driving School, tries to teach its sexy student drivers some road skills but ends up sliding them a stiff dick and, maybe if they’re good enough, a passing grade. We’re also taking a look at another trio awesome women who’ve appeared in the UK adult scene of late – Rina Ellis, Ava Austen, and the utterly astounding Misha Mayfair – on Mr. Pink’s Blog, so be sure to expand your world view with this international assortment of sexy-as-hell sites and stars.

Britain’s Top Torrid Talents

Last week at Mr. Pink’s we brought you a rundown of the awesome on-screen activities of three leading British pornstars: Jasmine Jae, Stella Cox, and Ella Hughes, a trio who’ve made their name on a number of excellent adult sites willing to bring Brits into the US-dominated industry. This week we’re continuing our assessment of the current generation of UK-based pornstars and focusing on those who can convincingly pull off an “amateur” performance in what can only be described as conditions not exactly conducive to comfortable sex.

Fake Hub, a network of seven websites all devoted to seducing and corrupting random strangers, customers, and clients, many of them wannabe actresses or everyday women just trying to grab a cab home or learn how to drive themselves. One Fake Hub site revolving entirely around vehicular copulation, Fake Taxi, has also spawned a couple of spin-offs not yet included in the network: Female Fake Taxi (in which women drivers pick up men, women, and couples, fucking them in the backseat) and Fake Driving School (which sees nerdy instructors accepting offers of blowjobs and pussy for a passing grade). Of all the women dropping everything to work themselves into a backseat frenzy, three in particular stood out.

Ava Austen essentially runs Female Fake Taxi, driving around London and picking up both men and women for some backseat shenanigans, but she has also stepped into the Fake Taxi fuck-mobile to flip the script and be schtupped by her driver between her fares of her own. At Female Fake Taxi, Ava can be found in an amazing 34 scenes at present, each one placing her in the perfect position to seduce and devour attractive riders, whoever they may be.

Rina Ellis, a Korean-born, American-accented apparent British resident with a compact, lithe body, also stopped by Fake Driving School and proved herself incapable of getting into gear and hitting the road, instead downing her instructor’s dick in order to get her L-plates. Also appearing on both Fake Taxi (in a slutty schoolgirl outfit that catches her driver’s eye) and Female Fake Taxi (as a hood-mountable fuck-bunny, no less), Rina is an intriguing figure in the blossoming UK scene.

Even more intriguing, though, is a deviant blonde twenty-something who has appeared almost nowhere else but on Fake Hub and its related sites. Misha Mayfair may have been an English lit major, but she’s now far more concerned with getting off in public, shooting for Fake Taxi, Female Fake Taxi, and Fake Driving School as well as a few other Fake Hub sites. A convincing performer with an obvious love of sex and general depravity, Ms. Mayfair could well and truly ignite a very British boner in the US porn-viewing public, should she receive adequate exposure. Watching how Misha oh-so-sexily tosses out tantalizing phrases and suggestions to her driving instructor is bound to send you libido soaring, even if you’re turned off by totally incapable drivers who back into trees at any given opportunity.

Whether crammed into the back of a compact wagon or tossed onto the hood of a sedan and lavishly licked and eaten to orgasm, there’s a throng of British-born and Britain-based pornstars on the rise and, bless their hearts, they’re not afraid ditch the heavy makeup and glamour styling to get down ’n’ dirty shooting sex that’s steeped in fantasy yet feels brilliantly realistic.

Fake Hub and its myriad properties can now be enjoyed throughout the network, which will be featured in a brand new Mr. Pink’s review in the coming weeks.

Fake Hub review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 6th, 2017

mrpinks This week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews, we’re covering all kinds of sexual entertainment be it Virtual Reality, Eastern European, or shot from the backseat of a moving vehicle. CzechVR brought out the big guns: 3D VR fucking epics designed to have you believing it’s you being ravished by a sexy Euro starlet. Also in the EU, Mental Pass provides members with everything from public pickup-and-hookup scenes to brutal BDSM and perverted casting sessions. The vehicular sex isn’t coming from the usual buses or vans this week, but from a compact passenger vehicle driven by a very British pervert intent on fucking as many female passengers as possible. This driver’s not the only one, either, and there’ll be more next week from the forefront of British porno innovation courtesy of FakeHub. Until then, guv’, ‘ave a good one.