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MILF Marvels Under the Microscope

Every porn niche has its superfine. From teen-targeting middle-aged viewers hoping to relive their youth to the opposite, younger adult viewers hoping to gain experience and exposure through porn’s plentiful revelations. For the latter viewer, the one that aims his erotic interest at ages higher than his own, MILF Porn Reviews offers a deep dive on everything MILFdom has to offer. From single MILF solo sites to multi-MILF emporiums loaded with softcore and hardcore delights, Milf Porn Reviews ditches the younger starlets for a focus on mature marvels.

Most porn viewers can find the MILFs they need with little effort but those with very specific tastes, as well as uber-fans hell-bent on one particular woman, might want to explore what’s available in depth. These days it seems “mature” pornstars are just as eager and adventurous as any twenty-one-year-old newbie and MILF Porn Reviews helps you locate every BBC-gorging granny, super-slutty soccer-mom, cum guzzling professional whore, and average suburban hot wife worth paying attention to.

In the wide world of mature sexuality, it can pay to have a little extra guidance. With Mr. Pink’s and MILF Porn Reviews, all your motherfucking bases are covered.

It’s a Blowout with Splat Bukkake!

British sexuality has been under siege in recent years, hovering on the verge of a complete shutdown of the United Kingdom’s more adult internet freedoms, many started panicking and predicting another dark age of sexual repression across the isles. Thankfully we have a wealth of British and UK-based pornographers pumping out some extremely wild content in spite of government harassment and the threat of shutdowns. One such outlet of pure perversion is Splat Bukkake.

Usually associated with Japanese porn’s more outlandish efforts, bukkake has been an under-appreciated porno art form for far too long. Sure, the Japanese still do it with more style and verve than most but outfits like Splat Bukkake, which makes its home on the truly debauched UK XXX Pass network, makes a very strong case for a new reign of British Bukkake. The Splat Bukkake producers seem to have little trouble finding cum-hungry women to throw themselves to the spooging lions, and viewers may find themselves marveling at the ball-draining talents of Candi Kayne, Alexxavice, Vicky Powell, and Loula Lou.

Keeping things as filthy as possible, there’s plenty of heavily accented dirty talk, especially since most scenes bring a pair of eager whores to the floor. Watching these delightfully nasty British gals gorge on roomfuls of cocks, eventually draining each and every one for a complete face and body pasting finish, is a damn fine time. Fans of cum-sharing, women assisting each other’s cockwork, and loud verbal encouragement will love what Splat Bukkake has to offer. And, if you’re desperate to elevate these encounters to fully penetrative gangbang level, there’s a network site, UK Porn Party, on hand to satisfy.

Holding more than 200 scenes of total facial overload, Splat Bukkake is not only a must-see for any porn fan wanting a little more desperate carnality in their viewing, it’s a damn fine deal with your first month earning a 50% discount.

Arousr Keeps the Homebound Happy

Remember that period a few years ago when it seemed every parent in the Western World thought their offspring were rampant sexting fiends getting themselves into all kinds of trouble? As it turns out, the youth of today aren’t the most prevalent sexters. Those would be consenting, conscientious adults looking for companionship, thrills, and maybe actual intimacy. You can send a message to your sweetie and hope she doesn’t retch at your shadowy dick pic or instead aim your attention at Arousr, home to dozens upon dozens of eager women serving as your private sexting partners.

Arousr’s extensive roster of phone sex partners includes barely legal British teens with filthy mouths, bored homemakers earning a little extra during the 9-to-5 hours, and mature women hoping to teach you a thing or two about providing pleasure. The way it all works is pretty standard: membership is free and provides youth plenty of samples and previews but actually engaging with Arousr’s performers requires the purchase of credits. New members can earn 100 free credits by inputting their phone number but those keeping communication to email-only will have to spend some funds.

Using SMS, voice chat, and video chat to satisfy their customers while providing ample visual evidence of their incredible hotness, the women of Arousr appear with icons next to their names to indicate their available services. Scroll through their picture feeds and find someone who really whets your appetite. Then, it’s just a matter of ensuring you’ve got enough credits to enjoy whatever it is you’re after.

The response from Arousr users, many of whom have spent years searching for the perfect sex chat app – yes, Arousr also offers a smartphone app for mobile use – has generally been very strong. Citing the awesome video call feature and the cast of real women, many have left reviews citing this service as the answer to their previously denied prayers. Sitting in that curious space between adult webcam shows, old school phone sex, and wanking to Instagram babes, Arousr is far more interactive than any of those options and connects you (and your libido) to a wide range of exciting women and their filthy imaginations.
Arousr proves that, especially in times like these, valuable companionship can come in all sorts of shapes and sizes, and it’s up to us to engage.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – March 19th, 2020

mrpinks Well, folks, it has come to this: Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews will be taking a break for a few months to – oh, I don’t know – try to survive the novel human coronavirus COVID-19. As the global economy tumbles and we all buckle down and do our best to keep calm and carry on (the survival of the species), all of us at Mr. Pink’s are tending to things on the home front. We are not going away, though, and plan to return just as soon as some adjustments and accommodations are made. Give it six weeks or so and we’ll be back bringing you more in depth analysis of the porn you need to see. In the time meantime, dive into our archive and check out the blog for hints on where to find the digital companionship you might need during this time of isolation and dreary forecasts. Our latest batch of reviews details a few awesome new sites – the internally injecting BBC Pie and the intimate BTS and casting couch fucks of Producers Fun – as well as two now legendary outlets – PervCity, the most anal network on Earth, and the hybrid multi-channel porno wonderland they rightly call Gasm. We’re also featuring an awesome new 3D CGI porn creation tool from Naughty America on the blog, which is sure to amuse after you’ve self-abused yourself dry during all this pandemic-enforced downtime. Stay safe, stay sane, and for fuck’s sake wash your damn hands! See you on the other side.