New Sensations, New Style

New Sensations

New Sensations has long been a company that prided itself on being utterly contemporary. From its very name to its observance of porno trends – which, of late, has seen many a new series focusing on pseudo-incestuous sex, cuckolding, and BBW performers – New Sensations aims to keep its audience tickled by trend recognition while always increasing in size. Now, in much the same way a few other big name networks have done, New Sensations has redesigned its members-only website for modern use.

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Outside it’s still the same New Sensations of old, but inside members find a shiny new layout only launched this week. A large banner greets and entices members to check out featured titles – Hey, it’s Kelly Shibari in her very own NS title! – sitting neatly above the latest updates and featured Girl of the Month – Carter Cruise, what the fuck is up, girl? – while a simple text menu lays out your browsing options and remains always available.

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Clearly designed with tablet use in mind, the new New Sensations orients page elements in a tightly packed but not overcrowded way so that, once a scene has been selected, your viewing window is not caged in by ads and content links. You’ll still find related scenes displayed beneath your selected erection-inducer, but you’re not bombarded with additional options while trying to focus on, say, Brooke Wylde’s big tits.

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As always, it’s great to see a prominent adult network keeping up-to-date with advancing technology and putting control in the hands of its members, whatever viewing platform they prefer to use when browsing one-handed New Sensations’ endless supply of awesome porn. Next up (I presume), New Sensations rejigged mobile platform! (‘Cause the current one is ugly as sin.)

American Pervert Parodies Hipster Sleaze

american pervertKnown corrupter of innocent female fashion models, found and former CEO of clothing company American Apparel, Dov Charney might no longer be (allegedly) sexually harassing current and prospective employees, but his unethical propositioning and penetrating of women lives on at new parody porn website, American Pervert, which sees the hipsterization of our beloved adult industry reach critical mass.

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Sporting a clean layout, white-walled studio settings, and characters named Pov Charney and Harry Richardson, American Pervert lampoons two of the biggest new fashion icons in the United States, American Apparel and creepily avuncular photographer Terry Richardson, known to have himself fellated in the name of art (or furthering a model’s career). Complete with parody billboards, phony casting sessions, POV footage shot from digital SLRs, and more actual American Apparel clothing than a vegan summer cookout in Williamsburg, American Pervert sees porn talent like Dillion Harper, Marie McCray, and Lara Brookes play wannabe models while April O’Neil, all done up in black-framed glasses and high-waisted shorts, plays the irrepressibly pervy Richardson’s creative director. Regardless of position, they all receive these company men’s spooge-seals of approval after working hard (and thoroughly debasing themselves) for it.

Photo shoots turn into orgies after models are coerced into sucking off the photographer and auditions only end once the new hire takes a load upside the face, grinning through the mess and dreaming of seeing herself on a giant West Hollywood billboard. As one Jenna Ross-starring scene is described from “Harry Richardson’s” perspective: We had a shoot for a new campaign and one of our 2 models for the day is super late. Is she nuts? I can make or break your career in one shoot. I wanted to send her ass packing… but at the very least we should run a train on her ass for our pain and suffering.”

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Now, if only American Pervert would see fit to cast real-life American Apparel models Faye Reagan, Jessie Andrews, and Sasha Grey, bringing the latter back from retirement, that’d be, like, so awesome.

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Breaking Down Brazzers’ Debuts

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Chances are, if a pornstar is about to launch the second phase of her career by shooting her onscreen anal debut, it’s going to happen at Brazzers. With a long list of performers taking one in the rear for the very first time on such sites as Big Butts Like it Big, Big Wet Butts, and Doctor Adventures, Brazzers has become known as the most anally-inclined porn network currently going and, as I aim to illustrate in this here blog, must be a dream gig for any stiff-dicked ass-men entering the porn world today. See, if you get in good with the ZZ higher-ups, you could end up like Keiran Lee: a British emigrant to America who’s now shot an astounding 928 scenes for Brazzers, including more anal initiations than any other ZZ cocksman.

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Leading the charge with ten onscreen anal virginities notched in his belt, Keiran Lee is the clear choice for any woman heading to Brazzers to up their pay grade, having already broken in the asses of eleven women in as many scenes. Following not-at-all closely behind, James Deen, Mick Blue, and Jordan Ash have inaugurated three pornstar asses each.

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When it comes to her first boy/girl penetration scene, your typical pornstar is either graduating from solo and lesbian work or is leaving a humdrum everyday life for something more thrilling. Whatever the case, a hetero debut requires a comforting partner with a dick that won’t put Lex Steele to shame but will still convince her to continue her increasingly hardcore career trajectory. Oh, hey, Brazzers? Got any dudes like that? Oh, yeah, Keiran Lee again? Isn’t he too large and intimidating for first-timers? No, well I assume his record speaks for itself: six boy/girl debuts including one shared with fellow stud Voodoo, Mr. Lee leads the closest contender, Johnny Sins with three onscreen cherries claimed, by a margin longer than his solid 7″ dick.

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What else is there to say? Keiran Lee not only snags the most hetero debuts at Brazzers, his exclusive schtupping grounds, but he also claims the most anal virginities of any stud in the Brazzers stable. Clearly, Mr. Lee, you’re a more than worthy addition to the ZZ empire! Who’s next on your butt-busting schedule, sir?

Brazzers Coups See Major Debuts

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Arguably the most prominent and influential of all online adult entertainment networks, Brazzers has over the past ten years ascended to near-household name status, becoming the benchmark by which all popular conception of hardcore pornography is set. Early on in Brazzers’ reign, some exec decided that the single most irresistible pornographic event to a home viewer was a scene in which an established star did something she’d never done on-camera before. As a result, Brazzers has netted an astounding number of anal, DP, boy/girl and gangbang debuts, enough to put any other network to shame. As part of Mr. Pink’s continuing coverage of Brazzers’ 10th anniversary, here’s a rundown of who did what for the very first time under the Brazzers marquee.

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The anal debut has become porn’s hottest commodities and, thanks to Brazzers, you can see the rear passages of the following 29 stars pried open and plundered for the very first time: Mia Malkova, Madison Ivy, Jenni Lee, Ryder Skye, Kiara Mia, Rio Lee, Emma Butt, Alex Chance, Kelsi Monroe, Britney Shannon, Leya Falcon, Tasha Reign, Alexis Monroe, Madison Rose, Jessica Nyx, Britney Andrews, Paige Turnah, Aleksa Nicole, Sophia Lomeli, Candy Manson, Alanah Rae, Ava Addams, Sadie Swede, Ariella Ferrera, Madison Scott, Krissy Lynn, Mason Moore, Rachel RoXXX.

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After anal debuts, it’s a formerly girl-girl-only performer’s first on-screen romp with a penis that gets the most attention, and Brazzers is home to a dozen such scenes starring Akira Lane, Nina Elle, Aaliyah Love, Summer Brielle, Lexi Lowe, Cherie Deville, Ashley Graham, Aryana Augustine, Karlie Montana, Samm Rosee, Hanna Hilton (the most hardcore Kate Upton lookalike alive today), and, most recently, the woman touted as “The Next Jenna Jameson,” Kayla Kayden.

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Another altogether dirtier dozen women made far more adventurous debuts on Brazzers sites, saddling up for their very first double-penetration and gangbang scenes. Taking on two (sometimes) three dudes at a time, the DP Debut crew includes Christy Mack, Britney Amber, India Summer, Ava Addams, Veronica Avluv, Ariella Ferrera, Brandy Aniston, Rachel RoXXX, and Angelina Valentine while Brazzers threw every available stiff dick at Diamond Foxxx, Nikki Sexx, and, perhaps the most outlandish and adventurous woman Brazzers has ever seen, Veronica Avluv, putting them through the proverbial wringer in intense four and five-on-one encounters.

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Not wishing to name any less-than-stiff competitors to Brazzers’ celebrated catalog of porno debuts, I’ll simply leave you with the above list of names and links with which to view every cavity-streching, ass-expanding, teeth-gritting moment of these performers’ ascent to superstardom. (But, seriously, come on Naughty America, lift your game!)