Porn Stars | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 63

Brand New Girls: Generation XXX

Adult director/performer Kevin Moore might largely be known these days for his use (or abuse) of both the POV camera position and the fish-eye lens effect. Users of such sites as Videobox are most vocal about Moore’s stylistic touches, seeing them as excessive, distracting, and unflattering. (They’re also suspiciously fond of bitching about his not-entirely-straight dick.) But Moore is anything but resourceful and perceptive: he’s capitalized on booming trends in POV, tights and leggings, and fetishistic endless close-ups of porn’s most delectable asses. Now Moore has pulled together another stellar production for Evil Angel, something of a welcoming party for porn’s newest generation of superfreaks.

After gyrating through a dubstep dance introduction, leggy brunette August Ames tells of her transformation from a plump teen to the svelte, statuesque beauty presented before us in glorious High Definition. She then whips out a Hitachi Magic Wand and keeps her arousal mounting as she gets to work on her director. (August reappears at the end for a solo “bonus” scene.)

Ava Taylor doesn’t take long to ditch her horn-rimmed specs and the sucker in her mouth to start professing her boundless freakishness. Moore clearly winds himself into a tizzy during her tease and after she proves her point many times over in the ensuing 35-minute POV romp, he unloads across her face. The glasses, of course, returned.

Chinese-born Alina Li has already made her lusty presence felt at Team Skeet, Bang Bros, and Reality Kings in some scorching scenes and has even made a couple of appearances in recent Evil Angel movies Asian Fuck Faces #03 and Strap Some Boys #02, so she’s clearly down for some fairly debauched sex. “I can have sex everyday and I won’t get sore,” she tells Moore. “My vagina can keep on going.”

Katerina Kay is the only blonde featured in Brand New Girls and the only newbie to take Moore load not on her face but on her ass. Like Ava Taylor, though, she spends a good 25 minutes sucking on a bright green lollipop before submitting to Moore’s sexual demands; he bends her over an ottoman yet we reap the benefits!

Dillion Harper seems slightly more blase about her appearance, already having done the whole “I’m fresh-faced and virginal!” thing. She claims to have improved her blowjobs, moved on from webcamming, and found an appreciation for semen showers, gleefully batting her eyelids beneath this particular drenching.

Brand New Girls is available now from Evil Angel.

Naughty America Busts Out 4K

According to various consumer reports, approximately 1.9 million people bought a 4K television in 2013. In other words, 4K TVs barely made a dent in one of the nation’s and the world’s most reliable markets: American television consumers. Sales projections made by research group NPD DisplaySearch, however, indicate that 2014 is set to be the year 4K High Definition video takes over your home theater with the production of 27 million 4K TV panels already underway in China this year. Chinese retail prices are also set to drop from their lofty USD $1,700-minimum cost to a far more affordable sub-$1,000 range. Naturally, the rest of the world will quickly follow suit. Hell, Naughty America’s already leading the stateside charge with the recent unveiling of their latest upgrade: 4K High Definition Naughty America porn!

To celebrate the dawn of a new year, Naughty America announced the arrival of the strongest, most dazzling video upgrade in the company’s history, unveiling a trailer video as incredibly detailed as it is undeniably arousing. Featuring brief appearances by Chanel Preston, Lisa Ann, Phoenix Marie, and sultry newcomer August Aimes, the trailer reaches a new and impressive level of detail that allows your to visually separate hairs that even in 1080p seemed clumped together; skin tones, performers’ eyes (especially in POV), and, of course, the remarkably detailed and lifelike genital imagery are all sights to behold. And you’ll be beholding them not in the almost-4K you see on TV broadcasts but in the full 4095x2160p resolution, avoiding the confusion many would-be 4K fans run into when making a purchase.

Clearly, Naughty America has decided not to cut corners or keep in line with the underachieving majority, but to press onwards and upwards toward their vision of porn so lifelike, so realistic, so almost-but-not-quite-tangible that it really is the next best thing to, say, slamming Veronica Avluv from behind while she devours the sopping snatch of Jynx Maze, who stares you in the face and invites you to invade not only her ass, but both their asses. (Now tell me a 4K TV, hopefully a reasonably affordable one, isn’t on your shopping list!)

Boning-Up on V-Day Porn

Once the end-of-year holiday and sales bonanza has died down a little, store shelves lose their sparkling tinsel and multi-colored string lights for a decidedly more passionate hue: the red of eroticism, lustful fervor, and, yes, love most of all. In honor of the Roman Catholic patron of love, the engaged, and the married (as well as bee keepers, fainters, and epileptics, strangely enough), Valentinus of Rome, better known as Saint Valentine, February 14th is celebrated around the world by lovers, suitors, couples, and, in some rather odd ways, the lonely. You, wherever you fall on that spectrum of amorous satisfaction, have been blessed by the porn gods this year and can spend your Valentine’s Day “brief period of self-reflection” to abuse yourself with the following smutty V-day episodes:

– The first of three Brazzers scenes focusing on Valentine’s Day carnality hit Big Tits at School a few days ago and saw relatively new cocksman Jessy Jones reap the benefits of some lessons given to his anally inclined girlfriend Alby Rhydes by her teacher Alura Jensen, both of whom receive him in all passages for a V-day he’ll not soon forget.

– Over at Mommy Got Boobs, the incomparable Julia Ann offers her stepson (Jessy Jones again) a sample of what his dad’s been getting and teaches him a number of lessons in how to please a woman so he doesn’t take his girlfriend out for a lovely Valentine’s Night dinner only to end up in Dumpsville.

– Devon, the legendary blonde who recently returned to porn, is working late on V-day. Clearly pissed about her situation, she decides to simply make the most of her coworker Toni Ribas, who responds to her flashing by thrusting his instant erection into Devon’s throat, snatch, and asshole, because, as Brazzers says, “Valentine’s Day is all about spreading the love!”

– With most other significant sites and networks totally dropping the ball this year and apparently not bothering with Valentine’s Day at all, it has been left to the (kinda, sorta, maybe) amateurs to do things right: Home of the brightly-lit close-up POV blowjob, Amateur Allure is running a Valentine’s Day promotion that offers discounted monthly access ($25 down from $36) and the chance to see Kennedy Leigh 2014 AVN Award Winner (Best POV Sex Scene for Jules Jordan’s Ultimate Fuck Toy: Kennedy Leigh) in what promises to be an irresistible oral performance.

Who knows, maybe you can pre-game with these scenes before heading out for the night loaded with hope, condoms, and a throbbing pair of balls then try convincing your date to get adventurous in similar ways. (If you can pull that one off then, mister, you’re a better man than I.)

AVN 2014: The Winners – The Women

2014 AVN Awards

Yeah, yeah. Nice work gents and congrats to all the movies that took home trophies at last month’s 31st annual AVN Awards in Las Vegas, but it’s the ladies we really discuss! The queens of cock-wrangling. The most lusted-after women in America. LA’s legal hookers and sex maniacs. However they’re regarded by the public at large, the most acclaimed women in US porn are the primary focus of the glitzy Las Vegas awards ceremony. And, with 2013 well and truly in the can, it’s clear who the year’s biggest winners are.

Taking home the most coveted award of the evening, Female Performer of the Year, raven-haired leather-punk princess and former AVN Award Trophy Girl, Bonnie Rotten (whose feature The Gangbang of Bonnie Rotten also took home Best Group Sex Scene) left behind the other trophies for which she was nominated (nine others including Best Anal, POV, Oral, Girl-Girl and Safe Sex Scenes) and instantly became porn’s baddest* (and most talked-about) female.

Also bringing in prominent and highly coveted awards were Best New Starlet Mia Malkova, Best Supporting Actress Brandy Aniston, Best Actress Remy LaCroix (The Temptation of Eve), and, taking home The Fan Award for Hottest Ass, Alexis Texas(s). April Flores was chosen BWW Performer of the Year, Shyla Jennings All-Girl Performer of the Year, Anissa Kate Female Foreign Performer of the Year, India Summer the MILF Performer of the Year, and the Unsung Female Performer of the Year was littleknown Presley Hart.

There were, of course, many other women applauded for their awarded work, but they’ll have to wait for another blog, one in which you, dear reader, will receive the full lowdown on what made the year’s best scenes the year’s best scenes and exactly what the ladies in discussion did to deserve a statue just like Bonnie’s on their very own mantle. Trust me, it’s pretty fucking noteworthy!

Perhaps the least visible but most relieved winner of the year, however, Melissa Makeup overcame a major setback when photos she snapped of pornstars without their stage faces on became a viral wtf-fest that caused many a rage-Tweeting pornstar; she was awarded the Best Makeup trophy for her work on Burning Angel’s Evil Head and continues to be employable.

Congratulations, ladies, and may your 2014s be as vibrant and successful as your 2013s.

* Not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good, you know?