Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 17

What’s Under the Bed at PureTaboo?

Pure Taboo has been scaring the shit out of porn users while simultaneously turning them way the hell on for quite a few years now. Under the masterful direction of some of porn’s most inventive and skilled filmmakers, the narrative-driven mini-movies tackle a wide range of forbidden fantasy subjects. As we gear up for Halloween, that annual inhibition-shedding parade of primal human urges, Pure Taboo has something truly special in store for its members.

Under The Bed

You might think one excellent scene starring Emily Willis and Emma Hix as a young lesbian couple stalked at their woodland getaway by a sadistic hermit would be enough for fright fans but no, Within, which went live on Adult Time’s Pure Taboo channel October 10, is just the beginning. Under the Bed is a four part anthology series arriving at Pure Taboo over the Halloween period, each part directed by a unique and visionary talent. Directed by Montreal-based fashion photographer and porn newcomer Fred August, Within features evocative avant-garde lighting to create an atmosphere alternating between gently inviting and utterly alarming.

Joanna Angel is an old hand at Halloween porn, having crafted plenty of themed titles for Burning Angel over the years. Now, with Lacy Lennon as her helpless victim and with Katrina Jade and Small Hands joining her as the vengeful ghosts of her friends, killed in a car accident years ago. The sole survivor, Lacy starts receiving signals from the beyond and heads to the graves of her long gone friends to put her mind at ease. Instead, the undead corpses spring from the ground and exact a very particular kind of revenge on their former friend in The Night They Came for Lacy.

Eric Falardeau is a filmmaker, writer, and teacher and speaker whose feature film debut, Thanatomorphose, earned dozens of international awards and gained worldwide distribution. Turning his hand to the explicit adult world in The Thing from the Lake, due for release October 24, Falardeau joins Bree Mills, Chief Creative Officer of Adult Time and one of porn’s most original voices, as the two remaining contributors to Under the Bed. Mills’s film, which stars Angela White along with Alina Lopez and some as-yet unnamed men, has the immediately provocative title of Fertile and is due to land Oct 31st.

And if all of that (and the general low-level buzz leading up to Halloween) doesn’t excite you, if you need an extra dose of horror movie stylings to get you in the right mood for Samhain-style porno mayhem, check out this pair of posters released for Under the Bed’s first two chapters then head back here next week as we dive deeper into the remaining two episodes of this awesome Pure Taboo Halloween film fest!

Pure Taboo review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – October 8th, 2019

mrpinks Served steaming hot on your amply-proportioned big plate of Pink this week we’ve got a trio of freshly baked porn reviews with all the trimmings! Hot from his success with the visually stunning 5KPorn, Ryan Madison goes back to his teen-fucking roots with 5KTeens, which is loaded with grand 5K sex with plenty of creamy internal endings. Somewhere in Prague, a Shady Producer is scouting couples to shoot a sex tape for money. Once in his studio, however, he’s got more on his mind than just filming. In HD videos, Shady Producer shows what these supposedly amateur couples do with this wild proposition. True Amateur Models also follows everyday folks, only there’s no boys this time, just genuine homegrown girls in galleries galore. Throw in some handjob and blowjob vids and you’ve got the long running True Amateur Models in a nutshell. Next week’s looking just as eclectic here at Mr. Pink’s, so be sure to roll on back for another triple dose of the best and brightest sites in porn today.

Brazzers’ Surreal Dolls

Realistic sex dolls are getting a virtual ton of attention lately, from comedian Whitney Cummings’s hilarious experiments with self replication to sex doll brothels being denied licensing all across the USA. Brazzers, porn’s reigning champs of outlandish hardcore frivolity, is even getting in on the action… in a sense. Victoria June and Sybil Stallone might have impossibly curvy figures usually found on cartoon super heroines and blow-up party gags, and Brazzers might have cast them as human dolls in two epic and outrageous recent scenes, but they’re entirely flesh and blood (and maybe a saline sac or two).

Brooklyn born Latina stunner Victoria June makes her sixth Brazzers appearance in All Dolled Up: The Birthday Present, where she arrives in a cardboard and plastic box that’s as lifeless as she is. A Snow Bunny sex doll ordered by recently returned Brazzers stud Scott Nails, Victoria is dressed in a ski suit, mittens, and a snow visor, all prepped for winter. As it turns out, the doll, bought by ol’ Scotty’s wife for her over-sexed nephew, has too much power of this frustrated husband. A little weirded out but way too turned on to resist, he opens the box and starts her up for what is a fun and cartoonish fuck with some great POV sections. Remembering another Brazzers scene with a similar concept crossing my screen in recent month, I dug a little deeper to see how far Brazzers sex doll obsession goes.

Just four days before Victoria June busted out of her commercial cage, Brazzers was unveiling another impossibly stacked and stunning human sex doll to its fans. Sybil Stallone, returning for her ninth Brazzers episode, brings her epic Brazilian figure to Brazzers Exxtra in Free For All Fuck. A gift for Tyler Nixon from his vag-only wife, Sybil also arrives in neat, colorful packaging. To ease Tyler’s trepidation (and clearly to enjoy herself too), his wife sticks around and enjoys the show as her husband finally gets to slide into that final forbidden hole. Some might name other pornstars as their dream three-hole doll but Sybill Stallone does an awesome job here, playing the doe-eyed sub perfectly.

The whole “sex doll in box” introduction featuring a noteworthy pornstar isn’t exactly new, though. Brazzers has quite a history of dealing in this scenario. Clearly jumping on the sex doll trend early, the infamous ZZ has at least another four human doll hookups starring the perfectly cast likes of Olivia Austin, Alicia Amira, and the duo of Nicolette Shea and Vivian Azure. The earliest such scenario sees Luna Star play the patented Brazzers Sex Doll: Nurse Edition and indulge plenty of horny homecare fantasies. What all these women have in common – impossibly perfect “pornstar” curves, bright eyes, and luscious DSLs – is also a fairly common trait of the complete Brazzers female cast. Whether you’re after a basic bimbo style or the full boxed-and-shrink-wrapped limited variant edition fully posable, fully fuckable, easily cleanable, not-at-all-discreet human sex doll porn experience, Brazzers is undoubtedly the place to be.

Brazzers review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 30th, 2019

mrpinks Every now and then a single company will pop up and command a week’s worth of attention from your favorite porno reviewer. This week at Mr. Pink’s we’re all about Let’s Doe It and fellow company efforts Trans Bella, Amateur Euro, and For Bondage, each offering a unique take on its chosen porn niche. All sites offer multiple strains of 1080p HD smut and, combined, make for a compelling overview of where porn stands today. The kinky, the romantic, the cartoonish, and the coercive all make their way onto Let’s Doe It. Now discounted to $19.95, a month inside this deep porn archive is a damn good deal. Next week at Mr. Pink’s we’ll be diving dick-first into some other epic online porn vendor so be sure to snap back here for all the details on your new favorite digital fap-house!