Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 92

Pokémon Porn Persists

Since its July 6 release, augmented reality game Pokémon Go has captured the imaginations (and free time) of millions of players worldwide. As Mr. Pink’s reported to you last week, the game has also captured the imagination of pornographers both amateur and pro. After we previously noted Pokémon-themed porn efforts from Team Skeet’s Exxxtra Small and Teen Pies, RK (Reality Kings) Prime, and Cosplay Babes, another wave of Poké-porn arrived to further milk the world’s reigning gaming trend.

Arguably the king of porn parody mountain, Brazzers didn’t spare any costuming expenses for its Pornstar Go: a XXX Parody production, the results of which went live on Monday. Replacing the super powered pocket monsters with magical pornstars who vanish from porn sets across the valley, Brazzers has Spanish newcomer Jordi El Niño Polla hunting for Ella Hughes, Patty Michova, and Alexa Tomas in an effort to return them to their rightful homes at Brazzers HQ. A trio of women this irresistible shouldn’t need any extra incentive to pursue, but once captured, they reveal their true animalistic intentions.

Taking a less fantastic angle on Poké-porn, Bryan Gozzling’s Hookup Hotshot site brought to our attention a skinny raven-haired Ivy Aura. Keeping with Gozzling’s social media focus, Ivy is recruited to accompany our host on some Pokémon Go hunts only to find he’s far more interested in fingering her asshole, urinating in her mouth, and unloading his seed onto her expectant face – and they don’t even get around to catching any Pokémon!

While it’s unlikely this is the last of the Pokémon parody porn coming your way in this time of near-global Poké-fever, it’s clearer than ever that a pop-culture phenomenon doesn’t require any greater inclusion in porn than a brief reference made by jaw-dropping new starlet. (But hey, check out Ella Hughes in costume – that sure doesn’t hurt!)

Brazzers review

Katrina Jade: Adult Empress

Adult Empire’s 2016 Empire Girl fan-voting contest ended in a big win for Katrina Jade after she beat out nine final round competitors to take home the coveted promotional title and proverbial crown. Not even legends like Julia Ann, Kendra Lust, and Riley Reid could top the sultry tattooed star, her ass emblazoned with the word “Slut.”

Adult Empire courted more 49,000 votes from fans over the course of three months before the field was whittled down to just one woman. Jade was clearly rapt with her win, noting her devoted fan base and their outstanding contribution, posting “Hell yeah, that is how you do this! #KJVillians! Ask and ye shall receive!”

For its part, Adult Empire seemed awfully glad to have a performer of Jade’s caliber appearing as their brand ambassador. Marketing director Megan Wozniak shared, “We are excited to have Katrina Jade represent our company for the next year, and I can’t wait to begin production on what I know will be some of the best scenes we have ever shot.”

Like last year’s winner, Dani Daniels, Katrina Jade receives top billing in an Adult Empire four-scene showcase movie, a cash prize of $6,000, and the increased exposure, popularity, and celebrity that comes with such a position. With seven Katrina Jade encounters already online at Adult Empire Unlimited, you, whether you voted for KJ or not, can see what the fuss is all about. From your basic blowjobs to a very raunchy threeway with Jenna J. Ross and Chad White, this small selection should be all the evidence you need to know Adult Empire’s voters made a damn respectable decision.

Katrina Jade @ Evil Angel

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 2nd, 2016

mrpinks Going under the almighty Pink-O-Scope this week at Mr. Pink’s were My XXX Pass sites 1000 Facials and Immoral Live, legendary Hollywood studio Vivid, and Larry Flynt’s infamous porno empire, Hustler. Big names and big fun on all four sites, folks, and plenty of roaring hot action, from gagging blowjobs to high-end erotica, to be had. Here on Mr. Pink’s blog, we’re taking a look at Vixen, a new site from the creators of Blacked and Tushy, as well as the recent wave of Pokémon parody porn. Check it out and be sure to return to Mr. Pink’s for more analysis and review of whatever porn piques your interest. ‘Til next time… Think Pink!

Poké-men dig Strokémon

Quit Pokémon Go for just a second and check this shit out! Not only has the latest iteration of the pocket monster phenomenon led to a larger game playing audience than any earlier Pokémon release, it has sparked a worldwide obsession that has Wall Street bankers and McDonald’s workers on the picket line both using their smart phones to ensnare the little digital critters. Even adult webcam performers leapt onto the Pokémon Go bandwagon, using cosplay and screen-sharing to enjoy the game with their fans. Now, naturally, it’s the mainstream porn world’s turn.

RK Prime, a newish Reality Kings site with no clear premise, unleashed its Pokémon parody on July 30th, an outdoor scene that saw Xander Corvus on a hunt for “Pikapuss” (Annika Eve in her second scene) and, upon finding her, fills her mouth beneath a tree then pulls her inside to slide into her yellow-outfitted snatch as she cries “Pika! Pika!” in pleasure.

Team Skeet also joined in the fun with a pair of Poké-focused scenes for Exxxtra Small and Teen Pies and starring Freya Von Doom and Cece Capella respectively. Freya arrived first, landing July 28th in her bright yellow “Pikahoe” outfit, ducking and dodging an eager trainer before respawning in his living room and exposing her very much pink and human orifices. For a change of pace, Cece Capella laid around in her Teen Pies scene, staring at a Pikachu plushie and daydreaming about catching one of her own. After dozing off, Cece wakes up to a real, living, already erect (but curiously human male) Pikachu who proceeds to bring her Poké-fucking fantasies to life.

You would think that with Pokémon Go roaring up the app charts and distracting every second pedestrian under the age of 55, this would be the prime Poké-parody era but, really, all three of the above listed scenes were outdone months and months ago by two distinctly different takes on the gaming phenomenon. Back in January of 2015, Cosplay Babes had busty British wonder Harmony Reigns dress up in her best Ash cap and grab her Pokéballs for an interracial hardcore fuckfest. It’s WoodRocket, the comedy-porn hybrid studio started by Lee Roy Myers, that still rules the porno Pok é-parody roost, though, thanks largely to the studio’s devotion to absurdity. Starring Rizzo Ford as Dikachu, a squirt-shooting female monster whose trainer, Gash (Tyler Nixon) carries quite an impressive package. Badly acted with questionable costuming and even a rather dire script, Strokémon takes the cake because it pushes further than simple cosplay and reimagines the Pokêverse as an utterly perverted playground for all kinds of sexual creatures, human and otherwise, without getting too close to some bizarre fucking fantasies. Dikachu might not look like an electrified rodent exactly, but you wouldn’t confuse her for 100% human either.

There’ll no doubt be more Poké-themed scenes and parodies on the horizon now that Pokémon Sun and Moon has been announced, so keep a beady eye trained at Mr. Pink’s for more info and analysis as they appear.