Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 30th, 2015

mrpinksFall is here and pushing us indoors to while away the hours conferring with the best of adult entertainment and this week at Mr. Pink’s we’re taking a look at four unique porno vendors and their remarkable smut. The Team Skeet network takes teen pornstars and expands their sexual horizons on 27 exclusive websites. Pornstar Empire does much the same for established stars of mainstream porn, offering high-quality streams and an enormous archive. Little Mutt’s treatment of sexy teens is commendable but risks soon becoming outdated without further upgrades. And, in its first review, brand new face-filling amateur site Blowbang Girls made a very strong impression despite a small collection. (That’s what true originality and authenticity will do for you!) Tune in next week, fap-fans, for another dose of Mr. Pink’s porn advice!

Beating on a Budget! with Stiffia

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The porn world today seems largely focused on repackaging content for new audiences, new formats, and new viewing platforms. From 4K video up-conversions to Roku channels and networks loaded with blended licensed content to virtual reality, Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, and cannabis-themed comedy porn, porn today is all about breaking down barriers. The Euro-based network Stiffia has a similar M.O. and has, for over a year now, pulled the world’s best porn from all manner of source studios to compile one impressive motherfucker of a network. Last Mr. Pink’s reviewed Stiffia, the network was heavily loaded with content from 23 websites. Not content with such an excellent effort, the Stiffia crew set about negotiating some new licensing deals that’d further fill their members’ plates with an even broader, bolder, and far reaching collection of porn.

Now offering two membership tiers, Free and Platinum, Stiffia has smartly turned itself into something of a legal tube site, a haven for extended trailers and previews that give you indirect access to stellar porn from studios worldwide. Free members can roam Stiffia as they wish, checking out ten-minute clips of highly-rated Brazzers, Bang Bros, Sweetheart Video, Puba, Party Hardcore, Public Invasion, Backroom Casting Couch, Girls Do Porn, Pure Mature, Fake Taxi, West Coast Productions, and Fuck N’ Drive scenes. Offered in HD resolutions of 720p and 1080p (depending on the source), these previews provide ample beating opportunities and should definitely not be disregarded as advertising material. Premium Stiffia membership includes access to everything already mentioned, everything Free members can access, just in full. Selected full-length episodes can be seen at Stiffia unedited and looking as good as they do at their original home, only for those paying Platinum members who also have access a personalized update feed, men’s mag-style articles, and the ability to “Follow” models and keep tabs on their work.

THE MATH:
So, let’s say you grab a Free Stiffia membership and start checking out the wares. You’ll no doubt be impressed and aroused and want to upgrade to a Platinum membership, a purchase that normally costs $29.95 monthly but can now be had for only $14.95-per-month. And, with 92 Stiffia Channels available (over 20 of them offering full movies), the discounted membership cost brings each Channel to an price of just over 16¢ a-piece. The large Stiffia video archive now indexes an amazing 12,246 scenes, bringing each one, whether a ten-minute preview or a thirty-minute narrative film, to a per-item cost of just 8¢. This brand new version of Stiffia may not have yet ironed out every single kink, but there’s an absolute avalanche of incredible smut now sitting here and vying for your attention.

Stiffia… What a pity there’s only 24 hours in a day.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 24th, 2015

mrpinksVariety sometimes does prove to be the spice of life. Other occasions, though, show consistency and reliability as the most important attributes one can have. What happens when both are in play? You get Team Skeet, dude! This week at Mr. Pink’s it was an all-Skeet week with four brand new porn reviews of Team Skeet sites both fresh off the assembly line and very well established. Teens Do Porn showcases professional hardcore debuts, Exxxtra Small is home to porn’s tiniest teen hussies eager to take (or try) big dick, Step Siblings serves up lesbian sex more risqué than most, and Teens Love Anal aims to prove that, yes, they really, really do. Some of these Team Skeet sites proved a little understocked but with network access at your disposal, no Team Skeet member should ever find himself lacking in beat-off material. Until next week, keep it filthy, friends!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 15th, 2015

mrpinksAs one door closes, another opens. Or (if you’ve read the blog this week) as one pornstar leaves, another re-enters. And, as another week transpires, so too does Mr. Pink’s interest in porn reviews past. Already looking forward to next week’s agenda, allow me to pause a moment and inform you, dear reader, of what we’ve examined over the last few days under the Pink-O-Scope: the entirety of Sensual Girl, a four-site network dealing in erotic fellatio, nude modeling, raunchy threesomes, and the pairing of old men and young women. Sure, it’s not for everyone, but nothing is. Scope out Class Studios’ Sensual Girl network then head back here and holler at me if you’re not thrilled. After all, next week is a whole new thing.