Beating on a Budget with Team Skeet

Memorial Day weekend traditionally sees Americans celebrate by barbecuing, driving drunk, and reviving old family grudges. This year, why not do something different and spend the weekend honoring those who gave their life so you could continue living yours by beating off to Team Skeet’s awesome array of online porno adventures?

Team Skeet

Team Skeet is running a special Memorial Day promotion that allows would be members to slide right in at the amazingly low price of $9.87 if they sign up anytime from May 24 to 29. Already discounted to the exceedingly fair price of $14.87-a-month, this next level booty bargain is an unbelievable score for anyone who’s been keeping an eye on Mr. Pink’s recent reviews of newer Team Skeet properties like Little Asians, Shoplyfter, and Sis Loves Me. Just which sites are included in the deal remains to be fully defined but if we take our most recent Team Skeet review, check out the stats, and measure that against the gobsmackingly low asking price of $9.87-a-month, well, we’d be well on our way to another Beating on a Budget report!

THE MATH:
At $9.87, one month inside the Team Skeet network sees you buying access to 44 websites at an approximate (and utterly ridiculous) cost of 22.4¢ each! Team Skeet’s well established HD archive of hardcore antics covers all porno bases (within fairly mainstream and mild fetish arenas, anyway) and does it across a current total of 4,675 scenes. Individually priced, that’s an astonishingly low 0.2¢ per scene. If that doesn’t get you to finally pull the trigger on Team Skeet’s wacky and wayward sexual adventures, what possibly could?

Team Skeet review

Free Time at Adult Time

What’s going in the world of online porn? More and more new sites and networks are popping up, seemingly out of nowhere, and appearing to offer access to such a mammoth porn archive you’re left wondering what could possibly have been left out. Many of these networks are simply cash grab attempts at deceiving you with shots of sexy ladies galore. Others, like the gargantuan new network Adult Time, prove quite the opposite: an archive so plentiful that at twice the price membership would still be an outright fucking steal. And now, to celebrate its official launch, Adult Time is making porn fans an offer they’ll likely be incapable of refusing.

Adult Time

Home to exclusive sites bearing original content from universally lauded porn creators along with a truly huge smattering of licensed third-party porno running the gamut from contemporary step-cest to 1980s hot tub orgies and cumshot compilations, Adult Time is one of the most exciting new porn outlets to appear of late. With 4K videos on hand for its Originals – which include Transfixed, Age & Beauty, Shape of Beauty, Sister Trick, and others – and 1080p HD streams and downloads filling in those UHD gaps, and with every pornstar you can think of sucking and fucking her way to small screen notoriety, Adult Time almost has too much to offer.

In celebration of its official launch, Adult Time is offering curious parties a chance to explore its wide world of wanton carnality for the insanely affordable sum of zero dollars and zero cents. That’s right, folks! Between April 16th and 22nd, Adult Time is dropping the price of its week-long trial membership by 100% and letting you, whatever you financial status, dive into one of porn’s most exciting new outfits. Even those outfits now tucked away inside Adult Time but also available on their own are having the utterly insane discount applied to their trial memberships, so if you’ve been aching to sample 21Sextury. GirlsWay, or Pure Taboo, now’s the time.

Check out the full Mr. Pink’s review for the full lowdown on Adult Time and its myriad channels and sites. Or, you know, just sign up for free!

Adult Time review

Beating on a Budget with GirlsWay

GirlsWay

After last weeks’ review of GirlsWay, completed for Sugarcookie as part of a recurring Mr. Pink’s guest spot, reignited our fondness for tastefully done all-female pornography, it was agreed that the focus on GirlsWay would continue – and not without purpose! As always at Mr. Pink’s, we keep our nose to the ground and sniff out the best discount deals on porno that we rate as among the best. When a discount can’t be found, we’ll negotiate one ourselves and, when it comes to GirlsWay, we’re thrilled to invite our readers to enjoy a super-cheap month of the world’s best all-female smut.

THE MATH:
Now discounted from $29.95 to $14.95, one month of GirlsWay membership allows you to enjoy every single mini-epic, sex tape, or otherwise stylized sapphic meeting at a crazily low cost. In High Definition formats of 720p and 1080p, streaming and downloadable, GirlsWay delivers 1362 individual scenes, some of them part of feature films and mini-series. At the current discount rate, this brings each scene to a paltry 1.09¢ each, an absurdly affordable rate when you consider just how rife all-female porn once was (and to a certain degree, still is) overrun with far from excellent photography, third-rate performers, and the artistic adventurousness of a cum-caked gym sock. This sub-$15 price only lasts one month but that should be ample time to see where many of the recent positive developments in all-female porn first took hold, and realize that neither the studio nor the site show any signs of backing off such attempts at excellence.

GirlsWay review