This week at Mr. Pink’s we put on our porning glasses and took up-close-and-personal looks at a highly varied group of porn sites. Vivid Celeb, the US Weekly of porn, showcases celebrity sex tapes (and whatever you’d call the thing Farrah Abraham shot) and does it in style, albeit without downloads. Archangel Video thrusts director Mimefreak back into the spotlight after leaving his former home, but thankfully he brought his dynamic visual style and A-list cast with him. Deviant Hardcore takes things a little further than most hardcore sites, leaving its performers a whimpering post-orgasmic mess after a BDSM onslaught for the ages. Last but surprisingly not least, Cherry Pimps, an unsung network of mainstream American smut, presents a large and vibrant collection of XXX content across more than 30 pornstar and niche site showcases. Until next week, my fellow fiends, keep it preseminal, yeah?