With Valentine’s Day finally out of the way for another year – and our wallets likely drained from dutiful adoration of our ladies – we’re getting back to porno basics at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews. Starting things off with a corruptive, coercive, not-at-all-legally-binding bang, Shoplyfter showcases thieving teens receiving a hardcore reprimand. A very different type of porn debut is the focus of Casting Couch X, where adult industry hopefuls lose their onscreen virginity and test their mettle against a real deal porno cock. The long-running and highly influential Porn Pros Network also got a new review this week and, although some areas could use work, it’s still a vibrant and vivacious as ever. Porn Pros gets even more attention next week when we look at network and company sites from the acclaimed studio.