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What’s Under the Bed at PureTaboo?

Pure Taboo has been scaring the shit out of porn users while simultaneously turning them way the hell on for quite a few years now. Under the masterful direction of some of porn’s most inventive and skilled filmmakers, the narrative-driven mini-movies tackle a wide range of forbidden fantasy subjects. As we gear up for Halloween, that annual inhibition-shedding parade of primal human urges, Pure Taboo has something truly special in store for its members.

Under The Bed

You might think one excellent scene starring Emily Willis and Emma Hix as a young lesbian couple stalked at their woodland getaway by a sadistic hermit would be enough for fright fans but no, Within, which went live on Adult Time’s Pure Taboo channel October 10, is just the beginning. Under the Bed is a four part anthology series arriving at Pure Taboo over the Halloween period, each part directed by a unique and visionary talent. Directed by Montreal-based fashion photographer and porn newcomer Fred August, Within features evocative avant-garde lighting to create an atmosphere alternating between gently inviting and utterly alarming.

Joanna Angel is an old hand at Halloween porn, having crafted plenty of themed titles for Burning Angel over the years. Now, with Lacy Lennon as her helpless victim and with Katrina Jade and Small Hands joining her as the vengeful ghosts of her friends, killed in a car accident years ago. The sole survivor, Lacy starts receiving signals from the beyond and heads to the graves of her long gone friends to put her mind at ease. Instead, the undead corpses spring from the ground and exact a very particular kind of revenge on their former friend in The Night They Came for Lacy.

Eric Falardeau is a filmmaker, writer, and teacher and speaker whose feature film debut, Thanatomorphose, earned dozens of international awards and gained worldwide distribution. Turning his hand to the explicit adult world in The Thing from the Lake, due for release October 24, Falardeau joins Bree Mills, Chief Creative Officer of Adult Time and one of porn’s most original voices, as the two remaining contributors to Under the Bed. Mills’s film, which stars Angela White along with Alina Lopez and some as-yet unnamed men, has the immediately provocative title of Fertile and is due to land Oct 31st.

And if all of that (and the general low-level buzz leading up to Halloween) doesn’t excite you, if you need an extra dose of horror movie stylings to get you in the right mood for Samhain-style porno mayhem, check out this pair of posters released for Under the Bed’s first two chapters then head back here next week as we dive deeper into the remaining two episodes of this awesome Pure Taboo Halloween film fest!

Pure Taboo review

Top Ten Reasons why you should be watching Porn

The Top Ten Reasons why you should be watching Porn

Let’s face it. When you go on the internet, one of the main things that you should expect to find is pornography. It’s practically everywhere. No matter what you search, rule 36 still comes into play, especially if you have safe search switched off. Considering that you’re on a porn website, you probably already knew this. However, you will be happy to know that watching porn also comes with its benefits. It doesn’t matter what kind of videos you enjoy watching, just know that the next time you watch a big boobed blonde Brazzers vid, a porno about a sexy Kensington escort or even just a simple amateur film, you are actually helping yourself experience a whole range of health benefits.

1. Healthy Releases

When it comes to your emotions, one of the worst things you can do is repress any sexual frustration. We are naturally hot-blooded and horny creatures that desire stimulation, companionship and gratification. It’s a completely normal thing to spend an evening at home looking up some sexy movies or xxx-rated images! Pornography is the perfect thing to gratify yourself too as you get to see the things you enjoy. This means instead of stifling your emotions, or feeling guilty for them, you get a healthy way to release your emotions in the comfort of a private area. Watching porn can give you a release that you may not be able to experience from the companionship of a partner. After all, they might have different tastes to you.

2. Normalizing Desires

Go on any sort of porn website and you will see a cornucopia of pornography. How do you feel about fart porn, bukkake or sexual transformation videos? Well, if you can think of it then you are probably going to find it on the internet. The best thing about this is that it can show that you are not alone in your fetishes. They are legitimate desires and are completely normal. This will help you feel good about your fetishes and make you feel better about you being you.

3. Masturbation Encouragement

Masturbation is a bit of an awkward topic to bring up with people. After all, most people try to get others to avoid masturbating (by spreading false information about it, i.e. blindness and hairy palms.) However, research has shown that masturbation is extremely healthy! It increases our fertility, makes us better sexual partners, reduces our stress levels, helps with sleep and can even strengthen your muscle tone in your pelvis. With this range of health benefits in mind, why wouldn’t you indulge in masturbating to some form of pornography? It’s worth it.

4. Porn can be funny!

Some forms of pornography are genuinely hilarious, namely due to weird noises, facial expressions and plot points in general. There’s a reason why “Game of Bones” is such a great title and why people watch it. The fact that the humour adds another layer to your porn, and makes it a memorable experience that you may share with a partner, will make it more enjoyable, so much so that you may need to keep replaying a specific scene over and over again.

5. Mainstream porn has given rise to other forms

When it comes to mainstream porn, it can get a little boring and bland. However, thanks to its profound lack of awareness, we now have so many other forms of pornography that are sex-positive and empowering. This includes feminist domme porn, queer, indie, non-binary and even hairy porn. Porn is a way to represent different people and their sexualities. If there is a specific desire then it is going to be found on a porn website.

6. Sexuality Exploration

One of the best things about pornography is that it allows us to learn what we like and don’t like. There are so many forms of pornography out there that it will allow us to flick through the videos we don’t like until something catches our eye that gives us that sweet buzz. This sort of exploration helps us grow as people and will help us develop our sexual interests and, eventually, our sexualities.

7. Improves your relationship

If you have a brand new relationship and you’re looking for a way to learn about each others’ interests, or perhaps just want to find some material that you both pleasure yourselves to, then porn is the perfect thing for you. If you watch porn together, that shows that you are more confident in each other and are more open to talking about sexual topics. We all know that porn sets unrealistic boundaries when it comes to sex, but you can still use it to be sexually confident in your relationship.

8. Porn is for everyone!

As mentioned previously there are tons of different types of porn online for you to enjoy. But the best thing is that certain types of porn are made to suit specific people, such as romantic porn for women. If there is a category out there that suits how far you want to go, you will find it online. Porn does not discriminate. Instead, it welcomes all audiences that want to just relax and enjoy themselves after a hard day.

9. Lazy Sex

Sometimes getting laid can just be more trouble than its worth. You just want to have an hour or so to yourself where you can enjoy yourself, orgasm in the privacy of your room and then move on. Enjoying the company of another person is great when you’re in the mood, but other times you just want to be lazy and have some time to yourself. Well, when you want to be on your own, porn is the perfect thing to put you in the mood for some self-indulgence. Find something you love and just relax and enjoy. It’s just that simple.

10. Porn teaches self-love

You need to remember that you have sexual needs that need to be taken care of. There is a lot of focus nowadays on sexually pleasing other people. However, it’s important to also take care of your own needs. Take the time to relax and enjoy yourself. If you’re feeling stressed then porn is the perfect thing to give yourself a little bit of self-love. Just shut out the world for a while and enjoy yourself. You have earned this treat!

Have fun watching porn!

If you take a look at our review section, you will see that there is a lot of pornography on offer that is ready for you to indulge in. So, don’t hold back. Instead, find the perfect category for you and indulge. Remember you are doing this for all the health benefits and fun that comes along with it.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – October 8th, 2019

mrpinks Served steaming hot on your amply-proportioned big plate of Pink this week we’ve got a trio of freshly baked porn reviews with all the trimmings! Hot from his success with the visually stunning 5KPorn, Ryan Madison goes back to his teen-fucking roots with 5KTeens, which is loaded with grand 5K sex with plenty of creamy internal endings. Somewhere in Prague, a Shady Producer is scouting couples to shoot a sex tape for money. Once in his studio, however, he’s got more on his mind than just filming. In HD videos, Shady Producer shows what these supposedly amateur couples do with this wild proposition. True Amateur Models also follows everyday folks, only there’s no boys this time, just genuine homegrown girls in galleries galore. Throw in some handjob and blowjob vids and you’ve got the long running True Amateur Models in a nutshell. Next week’s looking just as eclectic here at Mr. Pink’s, so be sure to roll on back for another triple dose of the best and brightest sites in porn today.

Brazzers’ Surreal Dolls

Realistic sex dolls are getting a virtual ton of attention lately, from comedian Whitney Cummings’s hilarious experiments with self replication to sex doll brothels being denied licensing all across the USA. Brazzers, porn’s reigning champs of outlandish hardcore frivolity, is even getting in on the action… in a sense. Victoria June and Sybil Stallone might have impossibly curvy figures usually found on cartoon super heroines and blow-up party gags, and Brazzers might have cast them as human dolls in two epic and outrageous recent scenes, but they’re entirely flesh and blood (and maybe a saline sac or two).

Brooklyn born Latina stunner Victoria June makes her sixth Brazzers appearance in All Dolled Up: The Birthday Present, where she arrives in a cardboard and plastic box that’s as lifeless as she is. A Snow Bunny sex doll ordered by recently returned Brazzers stud Scott Nails, Victoria is dressed in a ski suit, mittens, and a snow visor, all prepped for winter. As it turns out, the doll, bought by ol’ Scotty’s wife for her over-sexed nephew, has too much power of this frustrated husband. A little weirded out but way too turned on to resist, he opens the box and starts her up for what is a fun and cartoonish fuck with some great POV sections. Remembering another Brazzers scene with a similar concept crossing my screen in recent month, I dug a little deeper to see how far Brazzers sex doll obsession goes.

Just four days before Victoria June busted out of her commercial cage, Brazzers was unveiling another impossibly stacked and stunning human sex doll to its fans. Sybil Stallone, returning for her ninth Brazzers episode, brings her epic Brazilian figure to Brazzers Exxtra in Free For All Fuck. A gift for Tyler Nixon from his vag-only wife, Sybil also arrives in neat, colorful packaging. To ease Tyler’s trepidation (and clearly to enjoy herself too), his wife sticks around and enjoys the show as her husband finally gets to slide into that final forbidden hole. Some might name other pornstars as their dream three-hole doll but Sybill Stallone does an awesome job here, playing the doe-eyed sub perfectly.

The whole “sex doll in box” introduction featuring a noteworthy pornstar isn’t exactly new, though. Brazzers has quite a history of dealing in this scenario. Clearly jumping on the sex doll trend early, the infamous ZZ has at least another four human doll hookups starring the perfectly cast likes of Olivia Austin, Alicia Amira, and the duo of Nicolette Shea and Vivian Azure. The earliest such scenario sees Luna Star play the patented Brazzers Sex Doll: Nurse Edition and indulge plenty of horny homecare fantasies. What all these women have in common – impossibly perfect “pornstar” curves, bright eyes, and luscious DSLs – is also a fairly common trait of the complete Brazzers female cast. Whether you’re after a basic bimbo style or the full boxed-and-shrink-wrapped limited variant edition fully posable, fully fuckable, easily cleanable, not-at-all-discreet human sex doll porn experience, Brazzers is undoubtedly the place to be.

Brazzers review