Brooklyn-based streetwear company, Mishka, might have let 2012 slide by without capturing every month in one of its near-legendary calendars, but it’s not about to let 2013 suffer the same fate. With photography by Ellen Stagg, the 2013 Mishka Calendar wraps porn’s most sizzling ladies in dynamic cartoonish imagery from the likes of Shane Jessup, Joe King, Buff Monster, and Magomed Dovjenko. There’s also a monthly comic strip from the utterly twisted mind of Johnny Ryan. But you’re reading a porn blog. You likely don’t give a shit about anything Mishka-related unless it involves pert nipples and a shapely thigh. Good news, then, as Jelena Jensen, Justine Joli, Lily Labeau, and Melina Mason (among others) have lent their alliteration-heavy names and incomparably sexy physiques to Mishka’s 2013 calendar.
As these preview images show, the combination of the artists’ graffiti and animation inspired illustrations and the extremely potent and provocative visions of beauty they surround make a unique way to chronicle your No Fap November progress. I mean, where else would you see Stoya bursting through a black hole and escaping the tentacles of an alien octopus creature as an angry eyeball and a leather jacket-wearing, cutlass-wielding cyclops speed away in an interstellar hot rod? Where else can you find Lauren WK toting an uzi, dynamite, and hand grenades as a near-naked Red Riding Hood? (Aside from your pants-moistening fever dreams, of course.)