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America’s Naughtiest Ice Bucket Challenge

Dumping a bucket of ice-cold water over your head might seem like an idiotic use of one’s time, but the thousands of celebrities, politicians, athletes, and everyday folks like you and I who’ve done exactly that in the name of raising awareness of Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS; aka ‘Lou Gehrig’s Disease’), a progressive neurodegenerative disease affecting the brain’s nerve cells and the spinal cord. Hey, raising awareness of an often fatal disease and promoting donations to ALS Association, a charity focused on ALS care, can only be a good thing, right? Not exactly, some critics say, citing severe global water shortages and the hazy instructions for the challenge – so, if I dump the bucket I don’t have to pay but if I don’t dump the bucket, I do? – though naysayers didn’t stop Naughty America jumping on the bandwagon.

“Social media is stressing me out!” complains Naughty Rich Girl Jillian Janson to her butler, Johnny Sins, before asking him to explain to her the whole Ice Bucket Challenge brouhaha. “There’s something about freezing to death that just doesn’t rub me the right way,” she says, “Can’t you just make this all go away?” Sins offers his services, to which Ms. Janson curiously responds in a most forward manner. “What, do I need to have sex with you to make you do something for me? Ok, well, whip it out!”

Clearly abusing her professional hold on him, Janson does indeed take Sins’s growing dick out his neatly pressed trousers, leading him into a couch-based coupling that ends with Sins depositing a little something inside Ms. Janson, soiling her body and dress in the process. Afterwards, she heads outside for some sun, only to be met by a bucket-wielding Sins who now says he, having just won the lottery, is quitting. He raises the jumbo red bucket high above the suntanning Ms. Janson before overturning it and drenching her (appropriately white-shirted) body with the icy water.

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Sure, it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense and the dialog is particularly stilted and unrealistic, but at least Naughty America’s contribution to the #1 viral marketing hit of 2014, the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge is for a good cause. Isn’t it? Someone donated something, didn’t they?

#TeamBJ to Descend on Las Vegas

Sara Jay’s periodic involvement in top-class competitive sports competition doesn’t run particularly deeply, but with Siri in tow, Sara Jay’s FIFA 2014 World Cup #TeamBJ offer – in short: free blowjobs for all fans if certain teams won the world cup – aims to deeply satisfy their combined throng of fans. After the competition peak with Germany’s extra-time triumph against Argentina at the World Cup Final in Brazil, the expected #TeamBJ celebration has been given a date and venue at which all those who meet the modest criteria can take their place in line and receive fellatio from two bona fide porn queens.

Now, with Germany victorious and (probably still partying with Rihanna), TeamBJ is officially inviting those fans who followed the qualifying instructions – suckees must have followed Sara Jay and Siri on Twitter before final kickoff, retweeted one of their #TeamBJ World Cup tweets, make their way to the location on the day, and can produce a clean bill of sexual health – to, where else, but Las Vegas on September 4th. For North Americans, this could be the last shot they get to be inside the mouths of these two porno superstars; future events will likely be held in Europe. Participants must also consent to being on camera for the official TeamBJ video shoot that will later be available online.

So, your wife has allowed you to use your once-in-a-marriage free pass to extracurricular pleasures and you’ve both met you’ve got enough funds at hand to fly to Vegas, book a hotel room, gamble a little, and enjoy the generosity of Sara Jay and Siri (and you’re confident you can pass an STD test), you might wanna head on over to #TeamBJ’s website and hook yourself up before the July 31 sign-up deadline or forever miss your shot with Sara and Siri.

Finally, a NSFW World Cup Update!

Here we are over a week into the 2014 FIFA World Cup taking place in Brazil and, although Australia is already out and others are soon to follow, there’s a wealth of heated on-pitch battles ahead as challengers like Germany, Argentina, Italy, USA, and Brazil keep pushing toward victory. The porn world started World Cup season off well with #TeamBJ’s renewed promise of providing motivation to fans and players alike, and Rocco Siffredi’s show of sacrificial devotion for his beloved Italian team proving that porn was far from unaffected by the world game’s most intense competition. Actual hardcore scenes celebrating the World Cup were initially harder to come by, but not this week!

Denys Defrancesco of DDF fame must be a football fan: his DDF Network is not only pumping out World Cup-themed practice and posing scenes starring Hungarian beauties Zafira, Kiara Lord, Brandy Smile, and Athina betray their homeland and paint their bodies in the colors of Brazil, the Netherlands, Spain, and Croatia, respectively.

Meanwhile, former Bang Bros monster-on-call Ramon has bounced back from his 2011 arrest on animal cruelty charges to fuck transexuals over at Trans500! Ramon gives his giant wang to dick-equipped ladies Corolina and Selena as a reward for kicking their Colombian asses in a little two-on-one soccer shootout.

World Cup Teens is a feature DVD release from Cub Sweethearts that stars nine inspiring young European pornstars fuck on the pitch, as well as in the locker room, showers, and gyms athletes already spend so much time sweating in. But it’s Digital Playground that will likely have the firmest hold on your attention (and possibly your wallet) with the not-so-charmingly titled World Cup Bitches. Starring Christie Stevens, Capri Cavanni, Abigail Mac, Anissa Kate, Harley Dean and others representing some of the Cup’s stiffest competitors, World Cup Bitches sees the ladies of Team Blonde and Team Brunette working out in skimpy outfits, bouncing balls off each others asses, and setting aside their national allegiances for an all-inclusive, all-female shower-room orgy that will undoubtedly pop into your mind whenever someone mentions the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil.

World Cup Fucking Fever!

Holy shit, football fans – the 2014 FIFA World Cup is upon us and, proving football/soccer to be the world game, everyone seems to be losing their marbles. Rocco Siffredi, the Italian Stallion and one of porn’s hardest working men, has sworn off orgasms until his beloved national team is either eliminated or stands victorious above all other teams. “Guys, I’ve had thousands of orgasms but there is one I will never forget. The one I had together with all of you. Do you remember when we won the World Cup in 2006?” In an effort to ensure his team has all the support they might need, Rocco vows to forgo sex for the duration of Italy’s participation in the Brazil cup. He also makes a few homoerotic overtures to both his fans and to Italia’s players: “”I foresee hard times, very hard,” he tells fans, “but you need to support me, you need to write to me, don’t abandon me. And to the 22 players who are in Brazil, I ask only one thing: Let me at least enjoy you.”

Meanwhile, back in the USA, one of Twitter’s most notorious adult hastags, #TeamBJ is at it again! Two years since she and Angelina Castro offered their Twitter followers blowjobs if Miami Heat clinched the championship, Sara Jay, fulfiller of fellatial promises and fantasies galore, is back again with another tantalizing promise: if either USA, England, Germany or Brazil win the 2014 FIFA World Cup, she and Siri will invite and encourage their Twitter followers to meet them for some oral gratification. As their combined followers currently include some 542,000 users, it’s clear these ladies are down for the cause. But… four teams? Who has allegiance with which teams and does it really matter if thousands of porn fans have their fantasies made real by some gifted footballers and two incredibly generous pornstars? Fuck no, don’t be daft!

As the 2014 FIFA World Cup kicks into high gear and we approach the finals, I’m sure the major porn networks will jump into the fray with World Cup-themed hardcore scenes, but right now there seems precious few releases honoring the world game’s biggest competition. Oh, but there is this little gem from South Korea…