Holiday Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 10

Another Very Brazzers Christmas

Looking back a few years, Naughty America was easily the most Christmas-obsessed porn studio around, releasing as it did in 2013 a four-part Naughty Office epic that saw Madison Ivy, Brandi Love, Lexi Belle, and Veronica Avluv tear Bill Bailey apart in no short order. Recently, though, it seems NA has given Christmas the shaft, now offering fans a single holiday scene, maybe two if they’re lucky.

Brazzers, for its part, has made huge improvements over its 2013 seasonal effort – see this Pink’s post for details – and now delivers holiday horniess in a consistently intense and impressive fashion. This year is, of course, no exception. Inviting some of the most popular pornstars of today to don Santa hats and suck dick for the ZZ’s HD cameras, this year’s round of seasonal smut is delivered in four doses timed to ramp up your pre-Christmas excitement and have you aching to unwrap ZZ’s final Christmas episode on the morning of the 25th. First up, the bountiful Ava Addams put on her most Xmas-y lingerie and took to Mommy Got Boobs to wrap her immense bust around the cock of her daughter’s new boyfriend, Tyler Nixon, coaxing from his pecker a huge load of pre-dinner desert.

Those following the unrepentantly filthy Tory Lane may know she ran into a bit of trouble at LAX earlier this year and appeared to take a brief sabbatical from shooting porn as a result. If Brazzers’ latest Big Tits at Work scene is her comeback, it’s a typically Tory-style one. A bitchy boss cavalierly spending her employees’ holiday bonuses then offering her body (every single orifice) as a substitute payment, Tory is well and truly thrashed from desktop to DP by Ramon Nomar, Rico Strong, and Tommy Gunn.

Something many men no doubt wish they were receiving this gift-giving season, a Real Wife Story involving the perfect bride, is something Santa tosses twice to Levi Cash, planting under his tree a pair of Christmas miracles named Peta Jensen and Nicole Aniston. Sharing their bodies beneath the lights and tinsel, these two, also wearing Santa hats for added effect, put on a great show.

Arriving on Christmas Day and starring two of the most enticing young big-assed pornstars around, Santa’s Anal Elves sees ol’ Saint Mick Blue slide his meat-sleigh between their butt cheeks of both Jenna Ivory and Keisha Grey. Pulling Santa away from his demanding work for a moment of relaxation and excitation, Misses Ivory and Grey easily make one of the most appetizing holiday treats Brazzers has bestowed upon its members and fans in recent years. There’s no question about it: when it comes to holiday porn, Brazzers reigns supreme.

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Christmas is Coming (As You Will Soon Be)

When it comes to our own individual porno preferences and tastes, a real bro knows. What I mean is, a good, close friend is likely to either know (because you’ve told them) or accurately suppose (because they know you) where on the pornographic spectrum your attention is most likely to fall. Perhaps he correctly interprets your otherwise bizarre love of Nicki Minaj as a fondness for African American women of amply curvaceous proportion. Or perhaps you’ve shared numerous stories over beers, stories about sexual misadventures, impossibly exciting partners, or total duds that left you laughing. The point is, your pals know. The real ones, anyway.

Showing your buddies that they mean the world to you can be easy-as-pie with porn on your side. Simply figure out their preferred kink or sexual curio and purchase accordingly. Me, I’ve a friend whose very specific interest is in pegging porn shot from the female POV. I will therefore be purchasing said pal a copy of Dana Vespoli’s POV Boy-Toy Adventures on DVD. Also from Evil Angel, that unquestioned haven of debauchery, comes another DVD release I’ll be slipping another friend this Christmas, a DVD that tickles his particular bone, Manuel Ferrara’s recently released Dirty Talk, which sees Megan Rain, Phoenix Marie, Romi Rain, and Kayden Kross (aka Mrs. Ferrara) spouting seductive, salacious filthy verbiage at Manny as he wields the camera much like in his Raw series. That should keep my verbally-inclined pal entertained for a while!

Not every black dude has a gigantic schlong and those not so gifted in that particular department, like a certain pal of mine (or so he’s complained), might enjoy the interracial efforts of Greg Lansky and his Blacked crew. In My First Interracial Vol. 5, Anna Morna, Sydney Cole, Kate England, and sultry redhead Gwen Stark take on the thickest, heaviest black penises in porn, moaning and cooing every inch of the way. Interracial Threesomes Vol. 2, released back in October, sees trios comprised of hot young pornstar beauties and the aforementioned black studs in various combinations. Lovers of blonde babes will be thrilled with Alli Rae and Cadence Lux as they take on Michael Williams, and brunette fans with Abella Danger and Keisha Grey’s intense working of each other and of one of the biggest dicks in porn. Dakota James, lucky little thing she is, gets two huge fellas all to herself in this Blacked issue’s final scene, one that’ll knock any interracial porn fan off his feet. (Oh, and also from Lansky is Being Riley, an all-anal adventure starring everyone’s favorite giggling fuck-toy Riley Reid at Tushy.)

For any female friends who haven’t become fed up with your preoccupation with porn, there’s always the self-pleasure staples: vibrating phalluses, dildos, buzzing button stimulators, and a whole different style of porn. If she’s into ladies, even if only onscreen and in fantasies, a GirlsWay membership should be right up her proverbial alley, while entirely hetero female friends might prefer TrenchcoatX, a “curated smut” site operated by Kayden Kross and Stoya that offers a more gender-neutral take on hardcore erotica.

These gift ideas might not occupy the biggest boxes beneath your tree, nor are they the most extravagant or trendy – for that there’s always the porn-ready Virtual Reality units Samsung Gear VR or the forthcoming Oculus Rift – but they are likely to leave a very content smile on the face of your closest, dearest, horniest friends. And isn’t that what the holiday season is really all about?

Thanksgiving Porn Past & Present

This year we’re offering a slightly different round-up of holiday porn at Mr. Pink’s. With Thanksgiving just days away and the chaos of Black Friday-though-the-Friday-after sales events eating up your energy before NYE is even a blip at the month’s end, you’d best prepare for all eventualities by stocking up on top-notch, Pink-approved Thanksgiving pornography! Usually we’d lay out the best the current Thanksgiving season has to offer but this year I’m going to share with you three current Thanksgiving scenes due to knock my/our/your socks off while digging into the sources sites for a holiday romp from years past, one worth cementing in your memory. As for the Thanksgiving-celebrating sites themselves, it’s the usual suspects with Reality Kings, Naughty America, and Brazzers providing the bulk of the seasonal entertainment.

Reality Kings taboo endeavor Moms Bang Teens jumped on their Thanksgiving porn responsibilities early last week adding a double-dose of holiday carnality with fresh-faced Sydney Cole and returning uber-MILF Cory Chase, both of whom ditch the dining table to feast on Cody Lewis and not those super-fattening candied yams. Back in 2011 around this time, RK site Money Talks saw Havoc picking up girls on the streets and eventually enjoying a costumed two-cock stuffing session with a turkey-headed girl (Anikka Albrite, is that you?) taking on both a Pilgrim and some kind of deerskin-clad Native American character. It’s a weird and wonderful scene as only Money Talks can produce.

This year on the Naughty America network, Cassidy Klein and Veronica Vain hit My Dad’s Hot Girlfriend like a wandering wild turkey hits the grill of a speeding Mack truck, jumping on Johnny Castle’s cock and working him to perfection. This mighty pair goes live on Thursday, Thanksgiving day. While over at the US-of-NA, you might also want to dig back to My Friend’s Hot Mom circa late-November 2013 to see Ava Addams and Romi Rain and a very lucky Johnny Castle in a scorching three-way Thanksgiving party.

The always reliably nutty Brazzers has turned to Ashley Fires and JoJo Kiss to celebrate Thanksgiving, inviting them over to Pornstars Like it Big for a bizarre family dinner that sees Levi Cash and wife Ashley’s meal ruined by his ex step-daughter JoJo, now intent on forcing her way between him and his wife, who clearly doesn’t mind a bit. In the long history of holiday Brazzers episodes, few stand out as more daring than Pornstars Like it Big’s 2010 Thanksgiving effort. Three scantily-clad Native babes (Breanne Benson, Phoenix Marie, and Alanah Rae) celebrate a newly signed peace treaty (yeah, right) with Pilgrim pussy hounds Johnny Sins and Scott Nails by fucking all over a picnic table and getting cum on their hand-crafted artisan feather headdresses. (Hey, if you’re after politically and historically incorrect porno reenactments of scenes from US history, Brazzers is the network for you!)

Brazzers Thanksgiving porn scenes

Enjoy yourselves and each other this holiday and, whether you’re a devoted Turkey-phile or defiant supporter of Native American sovereignty, keep it sexy with these Pink’s holiday porn picks.

Pornstars Tackle Irish Dancing

A semi-regular feature here at Mr. Pink’s blog is our well-timed noting of holiday-themed porn scenes popping up when many of us are home from work and very nearly climbing the walls out of boredom. Along with limited membership discounts offered by your favorite sites, these Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukkah, Easter, Fourth of July, and, most recently, St. Patrick’s Day scenes can make any holiday more interesting than your average family get-together. This year, however, something SFW trickled out of the porn world and passed many porn fans by as they headed to Naughty America for Rachel Roxxx’s Irish-tinged romp with Johnny Castle, and it involved Irish dancing.

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RatedXLife posted to its YouTube page the day prior to the annual celebration of all things green and Irish (and drunkenly abusive) a video showing the best Irish dancing efforts from a number of up-and-coming pornstars and established supersluts. Although non-nude and basically SFW, the video is still well worth watching. Where else will you see Jodi Taylor giggling and pogoing in flip-flops, Zoey Monroe showing military-style commitment, and Ana Foxxx’s surprisingly smooth and fluid effort, as well as twirling, bouncing turns from Serena Blair, Kenna James, and Ivy Sherwood, whose bobbing breasts get quite a few close-ups.

Screw the shamrocks and the pints of green beer and tell “Saint Paddy” to buy his own damn drinks. If anything, ‘Porn Stars Try to River Dance for St. Patrick’s Day’ has taught us that you don’t need green food coloring, drunken hooliganism, or public urination to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, just some fun-lovin’ folks unafraid to try shakin’ their asses in an unfamiliar way.