Señor Pink, self-confessed bad hombre here, ready to dose you up with another trio of porno reviews that reveal the ins-and-outs, ups-and-downs of some of porn’s most prominent purveyors of utter smutty goodness. This week it’s all about the extended Passion HD network and a trio of its best sites. Exotic4K, which sees an ethnically-diverse, non-white cast devastate viewers with lush hardcore encounters captured in 4K UHD. My Very First Time sees porno newbies and up-and-comers taking things to a whole new level with their anal, threesome, lesbian, and other porno debuts, also hitting 4K resolution. Joining them is Pure Mature, proudly pimping its 1080p HD MILF-fucking scenes to great effect. There’s more from this curiously constructed studio next week as Mr. Pink takes a look at another trio: Passion HD, Tiny4K, and Fantasy HD. Until then…!
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Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – February 16th, 2017
With Valentine’s Day finally out of the way for another year – and our wallets likely drained from dutiful adoration of our ladies – we’re getting back to porno basics at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews. Starting things off with a corruptive, coercive, not-at-all-legally-binding bang, Shoplyfter showcases thieving teens receiving a hardcore reprimand. A very different type of porn debut is the focus of Casting Couch X, where adult industry hopefuls lose their onscreen virginity and test their mettle against a real deal porno cock. The long-running and highly influential Porn Pros Network also got a new review this week and, although some areas could use work, it’s still a vibrant and vivacious as ever. Porn Pros gets even more attention next week when we look at network and company sites from the acclaimed studio.
Hey, Hey! It’s Valentine’s Day!
Valentine’s Day, the annual celebration of all things amorous and affectionate, rolls around every February and reminds us that, even with a long-term lady-friend by our sides, we could always become better, more attentive, more inspiring lovers, companions, and partners. If you were to glance at the V-Day-focused porno hitting the WWW this week, however, you might find yourself faced with some “alternative facts” about human sexual relationships today.
Reality Kings site Pure 18 has been revived after a three-year nap to bring viewers the incredible strawberry-blonde Raylin Ann and her erection-inspiring charms. Lounging at home, listening to music, barely dressed, Raylin is surprised by a visitor to her bedroom window. Brick Danger may have stopped by to ask his crush for a V-Day date but instead the two horny youngsters end up fucking in front of a full-length mirror… right when Raylin’s dad arrives home!
Smoking hot Latina newcomer Demi Lopez works her magic at DarkX, greeting her old neighborhood friend Jax Slayher by reclining on a sofa in lacy red lingerie surrounded by heart-adorned balloons, chocolates, and plenty of pent-up sexual tension. Also offering some unexpected thrills this V-Day is Carmen Caliente, who returns from hiatus to loll around under falling rose petals before throwing herself at her lover ass-first at Team Skeet’s Teen Curves. 2 Chicks Same Time, Naughty America’s resident FFM trio offering, amps up the fantasy this Valentine’s Day by bringing members a scene they won’t soon forget: Johnny Castle comes home the evening of the 14th to find his girlfriend Violet Starr offering to share him with her friend (and sapphic crush) Ashley Adams. The results, needless to say, are fiery, vocal, and quite sweaty.
The Porn Pros and Passion HD network always delivers a holiday treat or two to its devoted viewers and this year we find ultra-foxy newcomer (and former Reddit exhibitionist) Samantha Parker and seasoned super-enthusiastic MILF Alana Cruise at Passion HD and Pure Mature respectively. My Asian Valentine sees Ms. Parker slide up against Johnny Castle for a rose petal shower and deeply intimate POV-heavy hardcore encounter. Ms. Cruise stops by the company’s resident MILF-emporium to receive a hands-on massage from Brick Danger, whose palms and fingers soon slip between his partner’s thighs as he slowly, sensually prepares her for a deep fucking and a throbbing creampie finish.
When it comes to themed holiday porn, there’s really only one company consistently blowing away most others and that company is Brazzers. This year, the notorious ZZ has created a trio of tantalizing fantasy scenarios filled with raunchy, risqué hardcore sex. Landing first on Feb. 13th, Desperate for V-Day Dick sees uber-MILF and lonely schoolteacher Brandi Love left to her own devices during a quiet paper-grading session. When stiff-docked student Lucas Frost unexpectedly enters, however, her V-Day takes a turn for the better. Playing a different game over at Real Wife Stories, Alektra Blue intentionally irritates and angers her husband, Keiran Lee, in order to coax him into Beast Mode for some serious rough ass-fucking. Also celebrating Valentine’s Day with some anal sex, Jada Stevens is today at Big Wet Butts all dolled up as a red-lingerie-clad cupid doused with oil and pounded balls-deep by Markus Dupree in Lubed Up Cupid.
Has Brazzers once again beaten all other carnal V-Day entertainments from major porno studios? This year it’s a little bit closer thanks to the great turn-out of more romantic, more impassioned scenes and performances. Sure, rose petals still rain from the rafters a la American Beauty but this time around there’s a bit more feeling behind the romps, and that should make all our Valentine’s Days, whether spent alone or in your lover’s arms (and thighs), a little sweeter this year.
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – February 9th, 2017
It was a strange week at Mr. Pink’s this week, one involving intense kink and fetish activity, 4K vicarious girlfriend experiences, and point-of-view GoPro porno! Wasteland opened its vast archives and wild and weird BDSM and fetish porn, Baeb showcased today’s sexiest US talents in lush Ultra-HD hardcore encounters, and, as part of the larger Porno Pros family, POVD offered immersive point-of-view scenes that let ‘you’ slide into feisty and foxy young beauties like never before. Over on the blog we’re taking a look at what Mr. Pink-fave Kalina Ryu has been up to lately and, believe me, it’s well worth a solid 90 minutes of your precious time. After all, if you don’t do something nice for yourself everyday, who will?