Naughty America | Mr. Pink's Blog

Naughty America Busts Out 4K

According to various consumer reports, approximately 1.9 million people bought a 4K television in 2013. In other words, 4K TVs barely made a dent in one of the nation’s and the world’s most reliable markets: American television consumers. Sales projections made by research group NPD DisplaySearch, however, indicate that 2014 is set to be the year 4K High Definition video takes over your home theater with the production of 27 million 4K TV panels already underway in China this year. Chinese retail prices are also set to drop from their lofty USD $1,700-minimum cost to a far more affordable sub-$1,000 range. Naturally, the rest of the world will quickly follow suit. Hell, Naughty America’s already leading the stateside charge with the recent unveiling of their latest upgrade: 4K High Definition Naughty America porn!

To celebrate the dawn of a new year, Naughty America announced the arrival of the strongest, most dazzling video upgrade in the company’s history, unveiling a trailer video as incredibly detailed as it is undeniably arousing. Featuring brief appearances by Chanel Preston, Lisa Ann, Phoenix Marie, and sultry newcomer August Aimes, the trailer reaches a new and impressive level of detail that allows your to visually separate hairs that even in 1080p seemed clumped together; skin tones, performers’ eyes (especially in POV), and, of course, the remarkably detailed and lifelike genital imagery are all sights to behold. And you’ll be beholding them not in the almost-4K you see on TV broadcasts but in the full 4095x2160p resolution, avoiding the confusion many would-be 4K fans run into when making a purchase.

Clearly, Naughty America has decided not to cut corners or keep in line with the underachieving majority, but to press onwards and upwards toward their vision of porn so lifelike, so realistic, so almost-but-not-quite-tangible that it really is the next best thing to, say, slamming Veronica Avluv from behind while she devours the sopping snatch of Jynx Maze, who stares you in the face and invites you to invade not only her ass, but both their asses. (Now tell me a 4K TV, hopefully a reasonably affordable one, isn’t on your shopping list!)

A Very Brazzers Christmas & New Year

Never willing to be outdone by the competition, Brazzers has followed Naughty America’s lead in releasing its very own Christmas scene. Unfortunately for the infamous ZZ, Naughty America’s office-set four-way not only beat Brazzers’ version by launching on Christmas Day (not two days after Christmas), it also put Brazzers MILF-laden scene to shame with a cast of stellar performers of difference ages and sexual styles. Where Brazzers cast Krissy Lynn, Tanya Tate, Chanel Preston, and Nicole Aniston – all of whom are fine performers, by the way – Naughty America hired Lexi Belle, Brandi Love, Madison Ivy, and Veronica Avluv for a generation gap-bridging quartet that simply cannot be beat.

While missing the boat with (an admittedly quite strong) Christmas effort, Brazzers may have simply been waiting until another holiday rolled around, one constituting more familiar territory for the always-partying revelers behind the ZZ brand. That’s right, folks, Brazzers has unleashed a double-header to cure even the most severe New Year’s Day hangover. Nikki Benz and Alexis Ford square up against Manuel Ferrara and Keiran Lee in a Pornstars Like it Big scene so ribald it’ll have you waiting with bated breath as the girls become increasingly horny the closer it gets to the celebrated midnight hour. Meanwhile, over at Real Wife Stories, Brazzers tells of Vanilla Deville, a woman so sexually frustrated she needs the biggest party night of the year to finally realize her inner slut. Making a resolution to “meet new people and fuck more guys”, Vanilla certainly isn’t wasting the carnal opportunity of the year, not at a party with Johnny Castle and Erik Everhard in attendance.

So, dear reader, it seems Brazzers just isn’t the kind of company to throw everything into a scene celebrating the most over-celebrated holiday in the Western World and instead jumps at the chance to create pornographic parties that put even Hef’s to shame. Why not ring in the New Year with two choice Brazzers cuts?

Click here to see more Real Wife Stories!

A Naughty America Christmas Pt. 3

Before the arrival of that one day every year you’re not only allowed to stuff yourself full of delicious food but are given lavish gifts by your loved ones, Naughty America posted four scenes designed to have you Jingle Bell Rock-ing your cock like you never had before. Lexi Belle, Veronica Avluv, Brandi Love, and Madison Ivy each took turns to give their boss, Bill Bailey, rather salacious Christmas gifts, each one catering to his sexual desires better than the last. It took the arrival of December 25th for Bailey to get the biggest, most awe-inspiring gift of all, though, and it was a gift he shared with the rest of us.

Lexi, Brandi, Veronica, and Madison may have spent the days preceding Christmas fighting over raises, holiday bonuses, and who snagged their boss in the Secret Santa draw, but the holiday itself, a day of giving and receiving and the sharing of love, the four women joined forces to present their boss with a gift he’ll certainly never forget. After sitting around waiting for Bailey to show up to their office Christmas party, the girls all revealed their deep, dark secrets: that they’d each individually banged their superior. Throwing themselves into the Christmas spirit, the girls decide to launch themselves en masse upon Bailey’s cock as soon as he show up – and launch themselves they do. Unwrapping his presents one-by-one, Bill soon learns that the true meaning of Christmas doesn’t lie in the receiving of gifts, but in their giving, presenting his employees not with financial bonuses, but ejaculatory ones. Thankfully, they don’t seem to mind an iota.

If you’ve had your fill of the Christmas season – and I can’t say I blame ya – then Naughty America has another holiday treat in store for you, one that doesn’t involve red and white hats, tinsel, or sleigh bells, just Jenni Lee recovering from a NYE hangover by fucking the brains out of pizza delivery guy Johnny Castle. And to thank their loyal followers and members, Naughty America is offering a New Year’s special: one month of membership for just $14.95. Now that you know how, why not start the year off right?

A Naughty America Christmas Pt. 2

Last week we brought to your attention the Christmas celebration planned by those saviors of suburban sexual malaise, Naughty America, a celebration starring four of porn’s most desirable women, Lexi Belle, Madison Ivy, Veronica Avluv, and Brandi Love entitled The More the Merrier. Well the individual chapters of this holiday sextravaganza are now online and lead into the December 25th launch of a scene that’s guaranteed to stuff your stocking this holiday season.

Veronica Avluv came first and landed on Naughty Office December 19th. Veronica’s boss, Bill Bailey, has hired a clearly incompetent young woman as his new secretary and the MILFy brunette is seriously pissed. Mr. Bailey, though, ever the consummate professional, manages to soothe his senior employees distress the only way he knows how: giving her the ride of her professional life right there on the desk!

For a girl just hired into a new position, Lexi Belle doesn’t seem to be exhibiting the proper professional conduct: she’s watching porn on the job. Bailey senses an opportunity – proof he’s a cunning deal-maker! – and invites Lexi to the office Christmas party, where the only present he intends to unwrap is her.

Ever the accomplished professional, saleswoman Madison Ivy impresses boss Bailey by making a big-time sale. Giving her a bonus – a real bonus, too, in an envelope and everything! – Bill is surprised to find his attempt to plant a wet one on the married Madison is reciprocated with a sudden unveiling of her spectacular rack. Consider it a professional perk!

The last to present herself to boss Bailey is Brandi Love and she’s all flustered and frantic because of pressure from corporate, who’s pushing this office manager to meet impossible deadlines. Even when there’s nobody else around but her immediate superior, Ms. Love finds a way to relax and gather herself and her focus. Luckily for Bill, he gets to be her deep tissue shiatsu massage… only harder, faster, and with the illicit aura that makes office sex an unfathomably arousing fantasy, or in this case, reality.

So, once you’ve unwrapped your socks ‘n’ shorts ‘n’ circular saws, ditched the family for a post-turkey “nap” and logged onto Naughty America come Christmas day, be sure to catch up with Veronica, Lexi, Madison, and Brandi as they launch themselves, all four, on Bill Bailey, the luckiest working stiff in Naughty America. And be sure to check back here for the full wrap-up – if you can pull yourself out of the inevitable food coma, that is.