Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 41

The Return of Fuck Team Five

These days, Bang Bros is known more for its parade of eager porno newbies and bonafide stars performing in casual, colorful one-on-one scenes. Even though Bang Bus is still going strong, it’s not as often associated with porn culture like it was years ago. Brown Bunnies, Big Tit Cream Pie, and My Dirty Maid all deliver solid HD hardcore on a regular basis, but there are some fans who have missed the more anarchic Bang Bros adventures of old, the kind that had them seen as the scourge of our porn-viewing populace. Those days may be returning, if the recent resurgence of activity at Fuck Team Five is any indication.

Fuck Team Five concerns, as its name suggests, a crew of pornstars (sometimes five-strong) roaming the streets saving lives and sucking dicks. Well, sort of. Fuck Team Five episodes of yore were kind of like a roving gang of women roping random dudes into impromptu orgies and it seems the new episodes are basically following suit. The first to arrive on May 26, ‘Porn Casting Surprise!’ sees Krissy Lynn, Rose Monroe, and Valentina Jewels surprise a studio waiting room full of male porno hopefuls with a wild, orgiastic audition. Throwing their ample curves around until the handful of guys who manage to get hard are left utterly speechless, this (the return of Fuck Team Five?) seemed almost too good to be true.

Then, four weeks later, another one hit. This time the setup is more familiar. In ‘We’re Taking Over,’ Rose Monroe returns, along with Brandi Bee and one of porn’s most devastating seductresses, Ariella Ferrera, to take over a t-shirt printshop, finding at least one dick to play with but, more importantly, Stella Ray, a curvy, tattooed employee who couldn’t be more down to fuck our three porn goddesses.

We may have to wait another month before the next Fuck Time Five adventure pops up to amaze and appall different segments of the American public, but it’s not like Bang Bros is a network devoid of hugely entertaining HD fuckery, so if you like your porn truly wild and exuberant, go see your Bros.

Bang Bros review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 18th, 2018

mrpinks At Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews this week, we took a fresh look at two flagship sites from one of Europe’s most acclaimed smut-peddlers. Denys Defrancesco’s Hands On Hardcore and Only Blowjob detail all kinds of carnal excitement in HD and UHD episodes that confirm DDF as one of the world’s premiere porno outfits. In need of some exercise and human social contact? You could find a local sports bar playing the World Cup or you could strap on your VR headset, check out this week’s blog, and see who’s aiming to claim to World Blowjob Cup over at VR Bangers, where Ryan Keely corrals a dozen pairs of today’s lustiest lips into testing their skills against, well, “you!” This is one competition where you don’t want to miss a single second, trust me, I’m Pink!

VR Bangers’ Blowjob World Cup

When the FIFA World Cup rolls around every four years, the entire planet goes nuts over football, or (if you’re a North American or Australian, for example) “soccer.” As the sport most consider “the world game,” the World Cup seems even to arouse the aspirational athletic interest of otherwise very-busy porn performers. Not only are some more vocal men and women tearing up Twitter fandoms, but an internationally flavored team of performers have thrown themselves into a singular scene that perfectly captures the color and excitement of the World Cup. Kinda.

VR Bangers delivers plenty of immersive sexual experiences well worth sampling, but its latest goes above and beyond most VR producers’ most adventurous scenes, roping in a full dozen of today’s sultriest women, each one representing a different nation competing for the World Cup. Referred by Ryan Keely, the girls take turns working the shaft of your lucky avatar, first orally, then vaginally, before our foxy Ref gathers everyone around for a final shot at goal: her open mouth.

Starring Lola Fae (representing Argentina), Daizy Cooper (Brazil), Chloe Foster (England), Alexis Avery (France), Devon Green (USA), Jane Wilde (Italy), Alexa Nova (Netherlands), Kenzie Reeves (Germany), Zoey Foxx (Mexico), and Emily Blacc (Russia), this wanton international adventure isn’t just limited to an immersive virtual orgy. Viewers can vote for their favorite cocksucker and the nation she represents, pushing her ahead of the others and earning her not only respect and acclaim, but presumably some kind of phallic trophy, too.

Ember Snow, Lola Fae, and Kenzie Reeves currently lead their respective Groups for Japan, Argentina, and Germany but there’s still a shot for the outliers. (Watch out for Italy’s Jane Wilde, I say!) You can cast your votes at VR Bangers now after sampling the oral talents of each competitor and, if you think you can handle the excitement, watching them gang up on one incredibly lucky guy for one of the most adventurous VR porn scenes this reviewer has yet come across.

VR Bangers review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 8th, 2018

mrpinks To most avid porn lovers and readers of Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews, the name Denys Defrancesco should conjure up images of kinky yet classy sexual encounters unafraid to dive deep into assholes or be lured into bondage dungeons in an effort to redefine mainstream Euro smut. This week at Mr. Pink’s we took a look at two of Defrancesco’s most prized properties: Hot Legs & Feet, where hardcore fucking and foot fetishism is combined to great effect, and DDF Network, the online hub of 15 DDF sites and the safest place to be if you’re a die-hard fan. Over on the blog we’ve uncovered a brand-new 4K visual extravaganza that’s loaded with natural lube and today’s sexiest American newcomers, so be sure to examine it up-close and expect a full review here at Mr. Pink’s in the coming months. Until next time, folks, skeets be with you!