This week at Mr. Pink’s we shine a red-and-green spotlight on some seasonal early birds who’ve swooped down and left us eagle-eyed viewers with some Christmas treats with which to work up one hell of an appetite. Spizoo has, somewhat unexpectedly, beaten out all others with five exclusive holiday updates already landing on its network sites. Bang Bros is already playing catch-up and has dropped a duo while Nubiles Porn follows with a single (glorious) group effort.
Nubiles Porn expertly employs “ugly” Christmas sweaters, wrapping up Angel Smalls and Kenzie Reeves in a tacky pair. Finding that Santa has left their mom a vibrator, the pair unwrap it early and steal it for their own pleasure. Soon, step-brother Logan stumbles upon the pair and invites himself in, plowing them both beneath the glistening tree until a creampie ending leaves them all reeling.
Tiny blondes are on the minds of the Bang Bros these holidays. Bang Bros 18 welcomed Anastasia Knight to sit on Santa’s lap for a family photo, but the jolly man’s wandering hands soon reveal what she really wants for Christmas, a ride on Santa’s dick while her parents continue their sofa-bound festivities completely oblivious. Maddie Winters is picked up by the Bang Bus and coaxed into helping the guys with their Christmas Special. Gussying herself up at their request in a sexy elf outfit, she soon picks up a Santa all her own while driving around Miami, sucking and fucking him for a little extra holiday cash in true Bang Bros style.
Spizoo’s Christmas bonanza sees Cameron Canela stop by First Class POV to receive one of her Christmas wishes, a dick to suck and pound her giddy. Busty beauties Lauren Phillips and Jenevieve Hexxx share some Christmas cupcakes but end up smearing icing on each other’s tits before getting even wilder. Some vaginal stocking stuffing and ample food play later, they retire to bed after an amazing Christmas Eve. In what it’s calling “one of the best scenes of [her] stellar career,” Spizoo proudly presents Jessica Jaymes as Mrs. Claus, who gives the fat, bearded bastard a lighter load to carry, draining his sack after he injures himself on the job.
Cherie DeVille must really dig the holidays, ‘cause she has two Spizoo scenes already jingling viewers’ bells. First teasing us with a dirty talking masturbation session clad in red-and-black lingerie, she follows with an amazing FFM threeway complete with strap-on-aided DP provided by the similarly festive Aaliyah Love. Boy, what a woman!
The network is also offering a holiday membership discount: $60 for a full year of Spizoo access, the perfect gift for your oh-so-deserving self!
The holidays are upon us, so Mr. Pink’s will return right after the 25th with another seasonal review, folks. Until then, enjoy your holidays!
At Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews this week we celebrate the life and erotic contributions of August Ames, whose untimely death last week has the porn world grieving en masse. While looking at Ms. Ames best work on the blog, we also take new looks at two bona fide heroes of the hardcore world: “cumshot legend 