’Tis the season to stay warm inside under your favorite blanket with your smart phone pointed at your favorite porn site. Here at Mr. Pink’s this week, we’re looking at two highly deviant displays of human sexuality, one a returning favorite, the other receiving its first-ever Mr. Pink’s review. Making its debut, Premium Bukkake showcases the hungriest cum guzzlers in all of Europe, women who’ll down 65 loads before a 4K UHD camera before finishing themselves with a smile. Fetish Network returns for another look this week, its new sites Operation Escort, Latina Patrol, and Teen Creeper, all delivering 4K video, proving to be especially interesting takes on kinky hardcore. As for our annual celebration of seasonal smut, we’re off to a solid start this week – check out the blog! We’ll be back next week for a post-Xmas roundup of what hit the pornosphere while we were enjoying the holidays. Until then, keep jingling them bells!
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Christmas is Cumming
This week at Mr. Pink’s we shine a red-and-green spotlight on some seasonal early birds who’ve swooped down and left us eagle-eyed viewers with some Christmas treats with which to work up one hell of an appetite. Spizoo has, somewhat unexpectedly, beaten out all others with five exclusive holiday updates already landing on its network sites. Bang Bros is already playing catch-up and has dropped a duo while Nubiles Porn follows with a single (glorious) group effort.
Nubiles Porn expertly employs “ugly” Christmas sweaters, wrapping up Angel Smalls and Kenzie Reeves in a tacky pair. Finding that Santa has left their mom a vibrator, the pair unwrap it early and steal it for their own pleasure. Soon, step-brother Logan stumbles upon the pair and invites himself in, plowing them both beneath the glistening tree until a creampie ending leaves them all reeling.
Tiny blondes are on the minds of the Bang Bros these holidays. Bang Bros 18 welcomed Anastasia Knight to sit on Santa’s lap for a family photo, but the jolly man’s wandering hands soon reveal what she really wants for Christmas, a ride on Santa’s dick while her parents continue their sofa-bound festivities completely oblivious. Maddie Winters is picked up by the Bang Bus and coaxed into helping the guys with their Christmas Special. Gussying herself up at their request in a sexy elf outfit, she soon picks up a Santa all her own while driving around Miami, sucking and fucking him for a little extra holiday cash in true Bang Bros style.
Spizoo’s Christmas bonanza sees Cameron Canela stop by First Class POV to receive one of her Christmas wishes, a dick to suck and pound her giddy. Busty beauties Lauren Phillips and Jenevieve Hexxx share some Christmas cupcakes but end up smearing icing on each other’s tits before getting even wilder. Some vaginal stocking stuffing and ample food play later, they retire to bed after an amazing Christmas Eve. In what it’s calling “one of the best scenes of [her] stellar career,” Spizoo proudly presents Jessica Jaymes as Mrs. Claus, who gives the fat, bearded bastard a lighter load to carry, draining his sack after he injures himself on the job.
Cherie DeVille must really dig the holidays, ‘cause she has two Spizoo scenes already jingling viewers’ bells. First teasing us with a dirty talking masturbation session clad in red-and-black lingerie, she follows with an amazing FFM threeway complete with strap-on-aided DP provided by the similarly festive Aaliyah Love. Boy, what a woman!
The network is also offering a holiday membership discount: $60 for a full year of Spizoo access, the perfect gift for your oh-so-deserving self!
The holidays are upon us, so Mr. Pink’s will return right after the 25th with another seasonal review, folks. Until then, enjoy your holidays!
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – December 13th, 2017
At Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews this week we celebrate the life and erotic contributions of August Ames, whose untimely death last week has the porn world grieving en masse. While looking at Ms. Ames best work on the blog, we also take new looks at two bona fide heroes of the hardcore world: “cumshot legend Peter North and the “Italian stallion” Rocco Siffredi, both men based on the excellent Fame Digital network and home to HD updates both exclusive and not, freshly produced and classic. Next week we’ll be examining some truly warped hentai from Japan and Europe’s messiest bukkake website. Join us then!
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – December 8th, 2017
This week saw Mr. Pink’s publish two reviews of epic porn sites on different sides of the mainstream spectrum. Pretty Dirty weaves tales of sordid neighborhood debauchery, rendering each hot-wifing or step-cest episode in rich, cinematic HD. True to its name, Fucking Awesome keep things simple and aims for maximum sexual impact, its 4K Ultra-HD take on hardcore proving as slick visually as it is sexually. We also announce a new partnership this week: Mr. Pink is heeding Harriet Sugarcookie’s call and will be providing exclusive guest reviews there over the coming months. Now, a moment, if you please… It has been a weird, sad week here in the porn world. As most of you would’ve no doubt heard, the passing of August Ames has performers, creators, fans, and followers around the world in shock. Is it enough to say that Ms. Ames was a performer far more skilled and capable than her 23 years would’ve implied and that her hugely premature departure is not a personal loss for many, but a professional loss for porn as a whole.