Porn Stars | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 84

Two New Fan-Approved Fleshlight Girls

In an unexpected tie, Kayden Kross and Alexis Texas have both managed to pull in an even number of votes and both score the highly coveted 2012 Searchlight prize from Fleshlight: their very own, custom-crafted Fleshlight replica! Announced live at the Comedy Store in Hollywood during comedian Sam Tripoli’s The Naughty Show, the two winners pulled ahead of other contestant, Asphyxia Noir, to nab the joint prize. Now, only two days later, Kayden has her own profile page on Fleshlight’s endlessly entertaining website and fans can already buy their way into her two-time AVN Award-winning pussy.

The Searchlight competition ran for months and featured heavily on Fleshlight’s blog, Fleshlife. There, users can now view all of the videos made with each of the three contestants, videos in which they state their case and tell you why their pussies deserve to be immortalized by the producers of the adult industry’s most acclaimed male masturbator toys.

Asphyxia, with her facial tattoos and pseudo-gothic styling may have been a little too intimidating for many voters, but the well-read, surprisingly articulate Kayden, the favorite, was, with her Texan co-winner, enticing enough to get guys voting like crazy. Hell, Kayden has even been given her own unique Fleshlight texture, dubbed “Bookworm” after her love of reading.

As for Alexis and her snatch… well, I suppose we’ll just have to be patient.

Adam & Eve & Alexis Texas

Alexis Texas — Photo Courtesy of Brazzers

Everyone’s favorite Lone Star State hottie, Alexis Texas, has signed an exclusive contract with Adam & Eve that will see the multi-AVN Award winning big-bootied blonde shoot a number of movies over the course of one calendar year, starting October. Alexis will also be appearing at trade shows and conventions under the Adam & Eve banner, will make in-store appearances, and fulfill other promotional duties for the company. Talking to AVN, Alexis said, “I am proud to be part of the Adam & Eve family. At a time when so many other adult companies are losing their contract girls and going with freelance performers, it means a lot that Adam & Eve has the faith to sign me on as a contract star. I’m anxious to bring my assets to the table for them!”

Having snagged themselves a five-time AVN winner – in 2011 alone she took home three awards: Best Tease Performance, Best Group Sex Scene, and Best All-Girl Three-Way Sex Scene – who, since her debut in 2006, has been blowing the minds of industry folk and fans alike with her incomparably curvaceous, bell-bottomed physique and her eager attitude to fucking on camera, Adam & Eve have increased their power significantly. Adam & Eve business manager, Bob Christian, told AVN that the company is “so excited” to have signed someone of Alexis’ caliber. “Along with contract star Teagan Presley, Alexis Texas brings a huge fan base, unparalleled professionalism and a new level of sexuality to Adam & Eve.”

For us fans, it’s definitely given us something to look forward to. One of porn’s premiere studios has partnered with a gorgeous young woman of whom the legendary Rocco Siffredi said “She is a naturally born pornstar. She knows how to position herself. She is so erotic, incredible.” We know, Rocco. We know.

An Overload of Kelly Shibari

Enter the name “Kelly Shibari” into Google and the first result you’ll get isn’t a Wikipedia entry, podcast interview, or guide to the art of Japanese rope bondage, it’s a sponsored advertisement for Fleshlight. To be more specific, it’s a Fleshlight ad promoting the company’s latest Fleshlight Girl, whose vulva has been cast in a mold for your masturbatory pleasure. To be even more specific, that new Fleshlight Girl is none other than the reigning queen of BBW porn, Kelly Shibari.

For those who’ve been living under a rock these past few years (at least where porno’s concerned), Kelly Shibari is the Japanese-born, LA and Vegas-based adult superstar whose ample figure and indomitable attitude has helped bring about a renewed interest in all things Big, Beautiful, and Womanly. As if she didn’t have her fingers in enough porn-related pies – she’s also a producer/director, runs three websites (Padded Kink, Kelly Shibari XXX, and The PRSM Group, the latter a social media marketing consultancy firm), a sometime host of Playboy Radio’s ‘Night Calls’ show, has won a Feminist Porn Award, played the title role in Roseanne: The Parody XXX, and was even featured in a video for German metal band Rammstein’s song ‘Mein Land’ – Kelly now takes a starring role of a very different kind as one of Fleshlight’s flagship models. With her privates now immortalized in Fleshlight form for her growing legion of ardent admirers to fuck, you’d think Kelly’d take a bit time off, but instead she’s set to unleash upon porn fans her debut feature-length DVD release, Kelly Shibari is Overloaded. Oh yeah, and she directed the damn thing, too!

Overloaded, which hits retail stores September 26 but has already managed to top the Videos4Sale best-seller list for four consecutive weeks, shows Kelly celebrating Japan’s recent victory in the FIFA Women’s World Cup by performing for the very first time a blowbang and bukkake scene in which her co-stars are none other than the fans she’s been tantalizing and entertaining all along. Twenty lucky fans managed to ace the health tests Kelly rightfully required and participated in the event, which now takes top billing on her forthcoming DVD. Also on the menu are a number of other firsts for Kelly: her first group sex scene, first anal creampie, and first double-vaginal with creampie.

Best of all, folks, Kelly (along with Fleshlight, Exile Distribution, and Monarchy Distribution) is running a “Pink Ticket” contest that will result in one extraordinarily lucky fan being the recipient of a personalized erotic video shot by Kelly of Kelly exclusively for their own personal use with (you guessed it) a signed, personalized Kelly Shibari Fleshlight. And just so other fans don’t feel left out, anyone who buys Kelly Shibari is Overloaded on DVD will find a discount code inside that’ll allow them to wield their very own signed, personalized Fleshlight so they too can fuck Kelly ’til their heart’s content… or ’til it sputters out from all the excitement.

The Perfect Pornstars

Everyone’s favorite purveyor of celebrity pseudo-porn, Mr. Skin, recently assisted YTD (YouTubeDownloaderSite) in their survey of past AVN Male and Female Performer of the Year winners in an effort to find out who in the celebrity realm comes closest to fans’ idea of the perfect pornstar, both male and female. Before we get to the results, though, let’s take a look at who was analyzed by the researchers, who looked at eye color, hair color, height, weight, age, zodiac signs, US state of origin, and, for the women, measurements and whether or not her bust was artificially enhanced.

AVN Female Performers of the Year (1993 – 2012):

Ashlyn Gere, Debi Diamond, Asia Carrera, Kaitlyn Ashley, Missy, Stephanie Swift, Chloe, Inari Vachs, Jewel De’Nyle, Nikita Denise, Aurora Snow, Ashley Blue, Lauren Phoenix, Audrey Hollander, Hillary Scott, Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze, Tori Black, and Bobbi Starr.

AVN Male Performer of the Year (1993 – 2012):

Jonathan Morgan, Jon Dough, Rocco Siffredi, TT Boy, Tom Byron, Lexington Steele, Michael Stefano, Tommy Gunn, James Deen, Evan Stone, and Manuel Ferrara. (Ferrara, Stone, Steele, Byron, and Siffredi all won multiple times.)

So, combine the above listed factors of these performers and who do you think you’d come up with? With the immense database of celebrity identities at Mr. Skin, YTD found that the ultimate female and male pornstars would be none other than the most facially symmetrical MILF in Hollywood, Jessica Alba and the most agreeably sexy Batman in history, Christian Bale. No surprises there, huh?

Aside from being the object of every male movie-goer’s lust, Alba, a 31-year-old Taurus from Califnornia, brought home the proverbial bacon thanks to her 5’6″, 118 lb, 34C-25-24 frame, and her brown hair and eyes. Bale, a Welshman, on the other hand, showed that male pornstars need not be American to win the industry’s highest accolade; his 6′, 180 lb body, green/hazel eyes, and brown hair placed the Dark Knight, a 38-year-old Gemini, among the best and brightest cocksmen of porn.

Wanna see how it all worked out? Here’s the rundown, courtesy of a neat-o burrito infographic by the YTD folks.