Kissa Sins: In the Flesh

Kissa Sins

Kiss Sins first came to most porn fans’ attention when she and husband Johnny Sins, two-time AVN Male Performer of the Year nominee and veteran performer with more than two thousand adult film credits, launched two online video outlets, one for their self-produced hardcore porn and another (on YouTube) for their vlogs. In not too long, Kissa was both joining her husband on set to shoot pro porn but also shooting with other men and women. With a long running stream of fantastic, romantic porn pouring out of Sins Life and with her having been recently celebrated by Jules Jordan in The Corruption of Kissa Sins (a two-time AVN winner btw), Kissa has definitely landed on a new level of porno stardom. The proof: she’s the latest Fleshlight Girl.

Home to fuckable replicas of the genitals of a select group of leading pornstars, Fleshlight has been a worldwide phenomenon for well over a decade. Kissa Sins joins the likes of Madison Ivy, Riley Reid, and Angela White with her very own pair of Lady (vaginal) and Butt (anal) Flashlights. While a mold of her husband’s famous dick has long been in the works nothing has yet come to fruition, leaving poor artificial Kissa all alone without hubby to fulfill her needs. You can step into your big boy shoes for a mere $79.95. Pair your purchase with a viewing of Kissa’s AVN winning Jules Jordan feature and I’d say you’re celebrating her mounting superstardom in style!

Jules Jordan review

Behold The Tremor!

Once in a while a new sexual aid or implement is released to the sexually frustrated public and unequivocally changes not only the arousal and orgasms of tens of thousands of people but the sex industry as a whole. In recent years the runaway success of the Sybian, the Hitachi Magic Wand, and the Tenga Egg have proven to be such items. Now, there’s something new and, well, potentially shattering invention already making a new for itself in the world of porn.

The Tremor

The Tremor is advertized as a “ride-on sex toy” somewhat similar to the Sybian but styled and geared toward more aggressive use. Embracing the words “rock” and “roll” and aiming to provide female users with fodder for their fucking-a-rock-star-in-a-swank-hotel-suite fantasies, the Tremor offers two controls to its seated dildo design: Rock controls vibration and Roll takes care of rotation. There’s even more guitar terminology attached: the insertable phallus that sits on top has been named The Whammy Bar, while a non-insertable textured hump know as The Bridge provides less penetrative pleasure. Already on the market and fetching a pretty penny, The Tremor may seem a little intimidating at first, but there’s some evidence you might want to check out before dismissing it entirely from your sexually-charged shopping list – and it’s ready for viewing at PornHub, no less.

PornHub saw the launch of a dedicated Tremor channel in early August, a channel hosting amateur and professional sex performers and their personal experiences using The Tremor. Don’t worry, it’s not just a verbalized version of an online product review – it’s very graphic. Loni Legend was the first to straddle “The Rock & Roll Sex Toy” and enjoy its movements. Followed by pseudo-reviews by Zoe Clark, Audrey Holiday, Kat Monroe, Reagan Lush, and an amateur performer known only as Riley, the channel gives a great overview of what The Tremor can deliver to an anxious snatch. And, with the unveiling of the first mainstream hardcore scene incorporating The Tremor, a Wasteland.com male-female sex scene starring Delirious Hunter, who claimed the device “rocks and rolls harder, faster and stronger than anything!”

More Tremor showcases starring porn performers of all levels are soon to arrive on the dedicated PornHub channel and, if banner ads pimping the device are any indication, there are a few very big names on the horizon. But, really, can The Tremor provide the most stereotypically rock-and-roll of all contemporary pornstars (Anna Bell Peaks) with something she hasn’t seen, felt, heard, or fucked before? You can find out for yourself at TheTremor.com.

Freaky Fleshlights Return

Fleshlight Freaks

Five years ago Fleshlight, the now-infamous sexual aid company, introduced what remains one of its most inspired and adventurous products and an idea that forever changed how sex toys are viewed by those that use them. Fleshlight Freaks, first written about by Mr. Pink’s back in October of 2012, brought horror-themed latex orifices to the marketplace in the form of Zombie, Alien, Frankenstein, Drac, and Cyborg, bizarrely textured masturbation sleeves of a very high quality.

Now, with maybe hundreds of webcam and kink performers using Bad Dragons and choking themselves on dinosaur-dick dildos, the freakiest sex toys in the world are back with a new line of horrific entities for you at-home adventurers to fuck.

Reaper, the most restrictive sleeve of the three new designs now available through Fleshlight, is said to be akin to a shark-like bite from a seductive swamp monster. Predator, clearly modeled on the mouth of that movie’s alien beast, points sharp claw-like fangs at your member as you ease into its mouth. Bound to be the most popular of the new line, Zombie Mouth places your cock at the mercy of a an undead woman hungry not for brains but the contents of your balls. Rotting skin surrounds her toothy mouth and her muff, also decaying with death, isn’t much friendlier.

Fleshlight Freaks

Zombie Lady, Zombie Mouth, Alien, Reaper, Predator, and the original line of Cyborg, Drac, and Frankenstein are available now individually or in themed packs from Fleshlight.