Porn Stars | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 92

2012: Year of the Vixen

Forget beauty pageants, they’re for prima donnas and overbearing mothers. Forget mainstream modeling too, where you probably only need to walk in a straight line to succeed. When you’re a women keenly in touch with her hyperactive sexuality, a woman who is particularly easy on the eyes from head to toe, there’s only one modeling competition worth even thinking about and it’s run by that sentinel of babeliciousness, Twistys.

Every month, the Twistys team hand-picks one model whose obvious physical attributes are matched by strength of character and devotion to her chosen profession: getting naked on camera. The women, when selected, are thrust into the spotlight as an official Twistys Treat of the Month. Although the responsibilities that come with this title are few, the position it places one in is of immense influence. After all, look what being a Twistys Treat of the Month has done for the likes of Isis Taylor, Bree Daniels, and Jayden Cole.

Back in March of 2011, a young model named Taylor Vixen was awarded a position as the Twistys Treat for that month, but, as is the case every year, someone needed to be appointed Twisty Treat of the Year, the highest honor in online softcore. For 2012, Taylor Vixen is that Treat. And for her fans, the time to celebrate is now!

Crowned Queen of Twistys only a few days ago, Ms. Vixen is already making her presence well known. Featured in an extensive profile at Twistys, Taylor unveils her innermost secrets… kinda. Born in Dallas, Texas but now living in sunny Los Angeles, Taylor tells her fans what she always wanted to be when she grew up (“a sexy cocktail waitress”), her favorite of her numerous glowing physical features (“I love them all, but of course my boobs”), and, among many other tantalizing tidbits, her favorite sexual position (“I love being on top so my boobs can bounce!”).

Although Taylor is rewarded for her success with such prizes as a Twistys diamond necklace, custom-made lingerie, a shopping spree, and a check for $10,000, the real reward is given to the fans who’ll soon be seeing her celebrated in a special Treat of the Year photoshoot that’s due to take place at the end of May and will feature Taylor posing alongside last years reigning Treat, Emily Addison.

Isn’t it time you got to know Taylor Vixen a little more intimately?

Getting to Know Keiran Lee

Getting inside the mind of a male porn performer is not an easy thing to do. Sure, you’ve got the likes of Ron Jeremy and (to a lesser extent) James Deen appearing on mainstream media outlets and discussing what it’s like to fuck hot women for a living and whether or not porn is a destroyer or saviour of relationships, but that’s about as deep the likes of ABC news are willing to go. Reddit, however, well that’s another story altogether.

Twenty-eight year old British cocksman and soccer player for the Hollywood All-Stars (sponsored, naturally, by Brazzers), Keiran Lee took to Reddit today to answer questions from fans, enemies, and anon alike. Oh, what’s that? The Reddit thread was inundated with questions, queries, and quibbles from Redditors around the world, and Keiran was on hand to answer anything and everything he could before being called away by, of all things, a doctors appointment. Man, what a life these pornstars lead!

A few choice tidbits Mr. Lee unveiled about himself:

– He eats a shitload of celery to increase the size and ferocity of his ejaculations.

– His penis is insured for (wait for it) one million dollars!

– He’d fuck Octomom just for the boasting rights.

– According to his observations about 80% of female orgasms in porn are legitimate.

– Being “pooped on” is the worst thing that has happened to him during a shoot.

– His favorite woman to work with is Kirsten Price, who he’s in a relationship with, and who he considers an “upgrade” from Puma Swede.

– He makes “roughly $1500” per scene

– Jenna Haze gives the best blowjobs.

– Fellow Brazzers man, Johnny Sins, withholds his ejaculations by doing mental math equations.

– His favorite breakfast cereal is the same as mine: Weetabix!

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to buy a dozen-or-so heads of celery and tell my career advisor to go fuck herself. Why don’t you check out the full IAMA (I am a…) thread over at Reddit?

Audrey’s Booty’s Back

For what was starting to seem like an endless winter, Audrey Hollander, the soft-spoken redhead who seemed determined to shove every object known to man upside her anus, appeared to be on hiatus from her porn career, if not retired altogether. Having divorced her husband Otto Bauer, Audrey apparently decided to gain some perspective by stepping back from the industry that she had set ablaze with her trademark rough, frenetic anal penetration scenes. Now, with a sassy new hairdo and a recharged sexual energy, Audrey comes hurtling back to porn with one of her most powerful scenes yet.

As Audrey Hollander became synonymous with supremely rough hardcore sex, it shouldn’t surprise her fans to discover that she quietly launched her on a Kink dot com website, in a late February scene on Bound Gangbangs specifically. Thrust into a bedroom set and pounced upon by four guys – or maybe five; it can be hard to tell in all the confusion – Audrey is, in the words of Kink’s wordsmith, “brutally manhandled…gets two dicks in her ass, then two dicks in her pussy while in bondage!!!” Yup, true to the sites premise, Audrey spends almost the entire scene with both sets of limbs bound together or to her torso or to each other with thick rope, and somehow manages to cover role-play, bondage, double penetrations both vaginal and anal, fisting (in both all three orifices), spitting, slapping, breast abuse, choking and gagging, and messy semenal deposits both inside her and on her pale, freckled face and chest. Wow!

Such a potent scene would scare of most beautiful young pornstar women, regardless of their dedication to their work, but, as is her M.O., Audrey takes it all in stride and even ends the scene by promising she’ll be back for more. Oh, and if you’re bummed you can’t check out Audrey’s astonishingly brutal return without a Bound Gangbangs members, don’t be; like those on all Kink websites, this scene is also available to stream or download through the network’s pay-per-view system. Is that music to a hardcore lover’s ears or what?

Canada to Joanna Angel: “Nay, Nay!”

Anyone in London, Ontario who decided to follow Mr. Pink’s advice and head to the second annual Shock Stock to meet, greet, and nervously trade banter with Burning Angel’s founder and creative genius, Joanna Angel, might just a bit pissed off. See, Joanna was all set to not only meet fans, sign autographs, and sell her excellent Fuckenstein DVD; she had also been invited to perform a “dance performance” of an unknown nature. Turns out someone, somewhere, for some reason, objected to the proposed performance, made a complaint to London PD, and succeeded in keeping Joanna from shaking what Mama Angel gave her. Shock Stock’s organizers had supposedly, according to Angel, told the tattooed punk pornstar to tone down her dance at the convention after party this Saturday past because they were “getting heat.” Telling AVN News, Angel stated “The whole point was that my dance was meant to be arousing, so if I couldn’t take anything off or even move suggestively, it probably was best for me not to do it at all.” In the end, Joanna explained, she hosted the party without performing and there was no further complication with law enforcement.

I only hope those fans of Joanna’s who had intended to see more of her during Shock Stock bothered to snag a copy of Fuckenstein. Taking on James Deen and Ramon Nomar with what can only be called a lascivious frenzy, Angel is about as explicitly exposed as possible here, and that should soothe the wounded dreams of horny Londoners cursing the fuzz, the man, the po-po for once again ruining some good, clean, harmless sexual degeneracy!