About Time, Charley!

In a recent blog posted to her official website on the Puba network, everyone’s favorite 420-friendly cock gobbler, the incomparable Charley Chase told her fans that although she was very sorry to disappoint them, she had to cancel plans for her first anal sex scene due to a “cut in the butt from [her] cleaning regimen.” As she went on to explain in her May 15 missive, anal increases the risk of contracting sexual transmitted diseases and infections; to an STD or STI even the tiniest lesion is an open invitation to attack. Even though Charley expressed a great deal of regret and disappointment about missing yet another opportunity to show her devoted fans a sexual act that has in private brought her much joy, and even though she suggested her first anal scene, if it ever eventuated, likely wouldn’t be for such an esteemed company as Elegant Angel… well, feast your eyes on this:

Charley Chase anal

That’s right, folks, Charley Chase is not only about to join the ranks of adult performers of anal sex, but she’s landed herself the enviable position of being the cover model for Elegant Angel’s upcoming Big Wet Asses 21! By a wide margin one of porn’s most impressive anal series, Big Wet Asses has seen ass-stretching anal debuts from the likes of Gianna Michaels, Jayden Jaymes, Alexis Texas, and Sunny Lane; add to that list one of the most ferocious devourers or penis in the entire adult industry (Ms. Chase, of course) and there’s no denying Big Wet Asses is the best place imaginable to find Charley opening up her rear passage for none other than Manuel Ferrara.

Clearly thrilled at the results of his latest anally-focused opus, director William H. spoke of his fondness for the joint-toking, smoking hot buttfuck debutant. “Charley Chase has always been one of my favorite stars to work with. I have never seen her look more curvy, and her scenes with Manuel have always been incredible. We’re very honored Charley did this scene with us. Big Wet Asses is the one series we do that’s all about the fans, and I hope they’re happy with this cast.” That cast includes some of Mr. Pink’s favorite performers and while only Charley will be getting plugged for the first time, it’ll be a treat to pop in that Blu-Ray disc come June 12th and prepare for the main event with assfuck scenes from Remy LaCroix, Brooklyn Lee, Jessie Rogers, and Holly Michaels. Then, finally, after months and months and months of teasing, tempting, and tantalizing her fans, it’ll be Charley Chase’s turn.


Calling Preston Parker

Preston ParkerA couple of months ago there was some shifting in the Bang Bros lineup, both behind the scenes and in front of the camera lens. Preston Parker, the voice and penis who pasted the faces of so many greenhorn pornstars at Facial Fest, the man in the van with the camera in hand for the infamous Bang Bus, has apparently departed Bro-town for the greener pastures of Reality Kings.

The first evidence to point to Preston’s departure, at least the first evidence I saw, was during Asa Akira’s inaugural Bang Bus expedition back in mid-April when the guy wielding the camera first spoke. “Those aren’t the usual dulcet tones we hear from Preston,” I thought. I was soon proven right when one of Asa’s soon-to-be-conquests boarded the bus and remarked that although both Asa Akira and the bus itself were familiar to him, the director was not. Coming very close to looking a gift horse right in the kisser, this cunning linguist said that he was expecting “the other guy,” prompting Asa and the new director to share a chuckle and inform the snatch-happy beach bum that there’s a new guy in town. His name? Well, actually, that particular nugget of information is somewhat still eluding me. I did, however, find Preston Parker alive and well on another critically acclaimed reality-based hardcore network.

Reality Kings might not have an exact replica of either Facial Fest or Bang Bus for Preston to waltz right into, the transition from BB to RK can’t have been too difficult. Preston has already appeared in a dozen episodes for Reality Kings, mostly for Street Blowjobs, which finds him back behind the camera shooting porno newbies sucking him off and taking his hefty load across their faces, but also for Moms Bang Teens, Big Naturals, First Time Auditions, Round and Brown, MILF Hunter, and In the VIP, the latter of which sees him get all liquored up with a gang of wildly unreserved sexual dynamos for an orgy he won’t soon forget.

So, while the reasons behind Preston’s relocating from Bang Bros to Reality Kings remain a mystery, fans of the wisecracking’ seed-spewing former gay-for-pay performer are still able to get their fill of Preston’s powerful facials in many Reality Kings updates to come.

Preston Parker Reality Kings

Taylor & Burton, Kidman & Cruise, Lohan & Deen?

The Twitterverse was buzzing this past February because novelist and screenwriter Bret Easton Ellis had been tweeting about meetings he was having with James Deen. The adult performer. The male adult performer. The male adult performer everyone seems to adore. As reported by yours truly in a previous missive, Deen was courted by Ellis to star in a film to be directed by Paul Schrader (American Gigolo and the greatest American film you’ve likely not seen, Blue Collar), the script to which he was then in the midst of writing. Deen was to “act and be full-frontal naked banging girls and guys.” In short, the perfect role for him.

Now, four months later, another tweet from Ellis suggests that professional tabloid punching-bag Lindsay Lohan will be starring opposite Dean in the film now titled The Canyons. It stands to reason she might therefore be engaging in some rather risque activities with our big dicked guy next door.

When previously been attached to take the title role in Lovelace, Lohan’s legal troubles led the producers to instead hire everyone’s favorite busty, lily-white nymph, Amanda Seyfried. As director Schrader was quick to point out (typos and all) on the film’s official Facebook Page. nothing is yet a done deal. “Despite what may be reported elsewhere, casting on The Canyons is not quite finalized… Many wonderful young actors submitted auditions and I like to bring some of them to wider attention. Or at least the wider attention that this website provides. Paul S.” (Did he just piss on Facebook? Awesome.)

So, disregarding Schrader’s reminder, we can assume Deen is in, Lohan is in, and we’re gonna watch this most likely incredible movie on its day of release for sure, right? Right. Until then, those questioning whether Schrader can handle something as rampantly sexual as a movie written by the undisputed master of stories about promiscuous, disaffected, drug-gulping twenty-something Americans, starring the world’s most charming male pornstar, and a real-life Hollywood trainwreck, watch this clip of Karvey Keitel and Richard Pryor’s dildo fight in Blue Collar and let your doubts subside. We’re in safe hands here.