The Naughtiest Everyday Americans

Naughty AmericansNaughty America has been producing some of this country’s best hardcore porn for more than ten years and has become known for consistently high production values, narrative scenes that couple a believable everyday scenario with the most scintillating sex conceivable. Although the producers, directors, and crews Naughty America has used throughout its existence have been integral to the company’s success, praise almost always falls on the performers, and rightfully so. The biggest names and most audacious men and women in porn have shot for Naughty America, often fitting in better on a site like My Friend’s Hot Mom or Naughty Bookworms than anywhere else. In the minds of some would-be members, though, there has been one crucial thing missing from Naughty America: true amateur talent. That’s all set to change now with the launch of Naughty Americans, a site devoted entirely to untested, unsigned everyday girls.

Following in the footsteps of Naughty America’s sole POV-shot site, Housewife 1 on 1, but taking a decidedly less professional approach, Naughty Americans is a new site unconnected to the main Naughty America network, and stands on its own, exposed to the world. Designed to mimic a news site and keeping with the tradition of Naughty America’s sexual parody of news media, Naughty Americans offers DIY-style POV-shot hardcore scenes that show girls you’ve never seen or heard of before fucking their boyfriends, husbands, and fuck buddies. Thankfully, the guys having their knobs polished saw fit to grab their iPhones or digital cameras and capture their latest conquest in HD, submitting it to Naughty Americans for publication; at least, that’s the official line.

As with most adult sites hosting supposedly leaked or stolen footage, Naughty Americans’ M. O. is a cover designed to give the impression of authentic amateurism without the risks – lawsuits, bad sex, unattractive women – involved in genuine DIY productions. Still, the site marks a new chapter in Naughty America’s evolution, joining Tonight’s Girlfriend, College Sugar Babes, MILF Sugar Babes, and Perfect Fucking Strangers as another site owned and operated by Naughty America, but not connected to the main network. As fans of the Sugar Babes sites anxiously await a network deal that’ll give them access to all four sites for one discounted price, all eyes will soon be turning to Naughty Americans to see if this new Naughty America venture stays true to the company’s motto “Nobody Does it Better”. They could be waiting a while, though, as the site is still quite new and only offers ten scenes.

Look for a full review of Naughty Americans soon at Mr. Pink’s.

Naughty America: Remastered

Naughty America RemasteredBridgette Monroe might have shot ten scenes for various Naughty America sites, but the blonde, brown-eyed MILF is best remembered for her February 2006 My Friend’s Hot Mom scene, which placed her between two well-hung men, Trent and Jack Venice, for a threesome MILF-loving Naughty Americans haven’t forgotten. Now, heeding the call from NA’s members, Bridgette’s most dazzling performance is being seen by a whole new group of more recent converts to the Naughty America cause… and in High Definition, too!

Naughty America’s new remastering project sees the acclaimed purveyors of all-American hardcore porn digging back into the archives to revive a popular scene from NA’s pre-HD days – and Bridgette Monroe is the first to be up-converted to 1080p and handed to a devoted audience that somehow might’ve missed her last time around. Despite a few protests from members convinced these remastered scenes will take the place of new content, Naughty America’s webmasters promise that they’re just bonuses delivered as a treat to their loyal member base. Unlike other networks remastering old content on a new site – Bang Bros Remastered being the perfect example – Naughty America is keeping them on the sites they originally ran on; in Bridgette’s case: My Friend’s Hot Mom.

If you’ve got a pre-HD Naughty America scene you’ve been aching to see in High Definition, now’s the time to hit up NA on Twitter and let them know – tell ’em Mr. Pink sent ya! Who knows? Soon you could see your long time favorites in exquisite 1080p videos.

Blabber-Mouth – Missy Pink’s Sex Advice

Missy Pinks at MrPinks.comMissy Pink,

Being a woman, you may understand my actions and help me to calm my husband down. I have two best friends, we talk about everything, including our sex lives. I just happened to make a comment in passing the other evening to my husband about the intimate talks with my gal pals, and he was more upset than I’ve ever seen him. He’s not touched me physically since, says he doesn’t know if he ever can again, the only thing I’m getting is the cold shoulder.

Blabber-Mouth

Dear Blabber Mouth;

You’re right in one respect, being a woman, I do understand you sharing those private details with your best friends over a bag of Oreo’s and a diet soft drink, it’s an easy thing for females to do. We talk, about everything, to gain insight, to brag, and at times, just to hear ourselves say things aloud, but this time it may have back-fired.

Chances are, you’ve been speaking of what goes on between the sheets with your confidants for quite a long time, which makes me wonder why now you had a slip of the tongue. Maybe to see what his reaction would be, or maybe just a subconscious way of letting him know he’s being graded by your girlfriends. Either way, sometimes silence really is golden.

Just a simple, “Girls do this all the time,” is not going to suffice, in fact, it will probably make him angrier and more hurt, because as his wife, he probably expected something more from you and now he feels betrayed. Part of that is male ego, the other is the unspoken bond of believing what happens in the bedroom, stays in the bedroom. So, yes, I can understand his pain to a point.

Nothing short of groveling is going to restore his libido at this point, I’m talking all the tears you can muster, and the most sincere expression as you promise it will never happen again. Will your fingers be crossed behind your back when you make that promise? Only you will know the answer. It may take a bit of time, but he should begin to soften around the edges a bit and hopefully work his way around to total forgiveness, that’s his way of smacking your fingers for misbehaving. If he doesn’t accept your apology and goes on with holding back on the boner, well, then it could be his own pride may be the only thing keeping him company on these cold, wintry nights. Prove to him you’re genuinely sorry, then let him work it through the rest of the way on his own, if he never does find the path back to the bedroom, then something tells me the only thing he’ll be heating up will be TV dinners, because there are times when women will be women, you don’t always understand us, but you’re still welcome to love us!

Vivid’s Survey Says… Pt. 2

Vivid XCriticAfter unveiling some of the more surprising results from their first few surveys of porn viewers, Vivid Entertainment and XCritic dug even deeper to discover just how much porn people are watching, why they watch what they watch, and who they’re most likely to while away the hours watching fuck on their TV or computer screen.

– Two-time AVN Female Performer of the Year, Tori Black was voted the most popular female star, followed by Lexi Belle and Kayden Kross.
– Jenna Haze beat out Mason, Joanna Angel, parody maestro Axel Braun, B. Skow, and Robby D. as everyone’s favorite director; a huge relief for Ms. Haze, I’m sure, consider directing is all she does these days.
– More than half of respondents use blogs and Twitter to keep tabs on and interact with their favorite performers.
– Star performers also proved to be the most significant motivating factor in fans’ deciding to buy a particular release.
– Viewers clearly use porn for inspiration as well as masturbation, with well over half of respondents trying positions and moves from porn with a partner and noting that their efforts were very successful!
– Most viewers consider themselves moderate watchers of porn and regard it as a positive contribution to our collective culture.

Most notable, though, was the overwhelmingly positive response to the idea of dating a pornstar, with more than 85% of respondents claiming they’d be ok with dating a woman who fucks other men on camera for a living. And, even more surprisingly, more than 60% of viewers would be so comfortable with such a situation they’d even marry their theoretical pornstar girlfriend. That’s certainly one result I didn’t see coming!

Vivid and XCritic continue their joint mission to investigate and elucidate the culture of porn. Pornstars around the country, meanwhile, are fending off proposals of marriage with surprising dexterity and effectiveness. (Although Twitter’s ‘block user’ function surely helps.)