Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – April 19th, 2016

mrpinksNot only is Mr. Pink’s bringing you a steaming slab of new porn site reviews this week, but we’re also celebrating the smokingest day of the year, 4/20, with a review of the reasons why pornstars love smoking out before being eaten out. (Oh, and Holly Michaels is back!) As for reviews, this week we checked out Puffy Network and its We Like to Suck fellatio-fest, as well as classy UK softcore site Glamour Idols, and the website formerly known as The Art of Blowjob, now called Blowjob Empire. How did these porno purveyors fare against Pink’s strict criteria of fappability? Read ’em and find out, folks, then head back here next week for more of Mr. Pink’s Patented Porno Point-of-View!

The Return of Ragin’ Holly Michaels

Before pornstars started flocking to webcams instead of studio shoots and before dildo.deepthroat was a hugely popular tag, the Porn Pros network gave us a taste of porno trends to come with this remarkable moving image of a then-newbie adult actress.

Holly Michaels

Hailing from Arizona, Holly Michaels first appeared on the adult scene in mid-2011, shooting a handful of exclusives for Porn Pros before embarking on an industry takeover that saw her ascend to the heights of porno popularity while exploring the depths of her own depravity. Gagging deepthroat blowjobs, anal sex and DPs, even brutal gangbangs and BDSM sessions… Holly did it all before apparently retiring back in 2014. Supplementing her savings with MyFreeCams webcam shows and maintaining interaction with fans and former colleagues, Holly never quite disappeared. And now…?

Announcing her comeback via Twitter and currently accepting bookings through her agency, OC Modeling, Michaels is making a welcome return to mainstream porn, but with monumental efforts like her Elegant Angel gangbang, a barrage of intense scenes for Kink.com, and more internal stuffing than a Thanksgiving turkey, what is left for this incredible performer to engage in. What can elevate Holly Michaels to even hotter status than she was pre-sabbatical? If you ask me (and you kinda did), it’s Holly’s enthusiasm, believability, and accessible everyday qualities that give her such immense appeal. Taking two BBCs anally while gagged and bound is just the icing on the cake.

Watch this space for details on Holly’s impending return as they come to light. In the meantime, you’ve got dozens of excellent scenes starring this undeniable fox, so why not bring yourself back up to speed and be reminded of what porn lost when Holly Michaels stepped back from the spotlight for three of the longest years this reviewer has professionally endured. Welcome back, Holly!

The Pornstar 411 on 420 Sex

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This week sees potheads planet-wide noting that ballpoint-marked marijuana leaf on their calendar and trying to figure out how to celebrate cannabis culture in a fresh new way. From vapers to brownie bakers, Sativa-lovers to Indica-men, everyone with more than a passing interest in weed seizes April 20th as the best opportunity to do so. This year, why not amplify your sexual experience with a little ganja, as directed by a handful of porn’s most enticing stoners.

Miko Dai, Abby Lee Brazil, Nina Elle and others spoke with RatedXLife about their fondness for combining cannabis and sexual activity. According to Nickey Hunstman (who does her best ‘stern, serious educator’ impression), using cannabis increases the levels of seratonin in your bloodstream, leading to increased pleasurable sensations. Not all pornstars were as illuminating as Hunstman, though, with Rachel Roxxx content to say it makes things “more smooth” and Abby Lee Brazil uttering four or five versions of “It’s great… feels good.” Abella Danger and Nina Elle gave some conflicting accounts of giving head while high. Ms. Elle claimed it produces in her mouth more saliva, leading to slobbery oral and an automatically moistening genital region. Ms. Danger, on the other hand, complained of cottonmouth and the lowered effectiveness of her cocksucking when so afflicted.

Kasey Warner and Anna Morna both detailed a few different reasons to inhale the green before getting down to business, Morna comparing sex while high to anal intercourse: “It’s weird the first couple of times but then you start to get used to it… and you like it!” Warner, on the other hand, finds each experience a new opportunity for pleasure, advising viewers to “smoke weed if you wanna come from getting your elbows rubbed.”