Beating on a Budget with Digital Playground

Digital Playground

Quality usually carries with it a premium price and the porn market is no different. Sure, you could jump at any baseline membership plan under ten bucks and hope for the best or you could hold out and save up some spare change to indulge in that A-list mainstream sexual bonanza you’ve been eyeing all along. This week, thanks to Mr. Pink’s Discount Porn Depot, you can weigh your options with the incredible, the acclaimed, the perennially colorful Digital Playground.

Digital Playground isn’t often discounted to this extent, making this an opportunity that shouldn’t be missed by anyone eager to see contract stars Aria Alexander and Eva Lovia join today’s newest A- and B-listers in extravagant hardcore that’s much closer to Ocean’s 11 than Sex, Lies, and Videotape, if you get my meaning. Digital Playground boasts a huge archive of high-budget porn that sees everything from Star Wars parodies to flight attendant fantasies to British barroom orgies and stars a cavalcade of stars from Dana DeArmond and Julia Ann to Anissa Kate and Alison Tyler.

Now offered at the monthly rate of $19.95, Digital Playground isn’t just large in size, hugely entertaining, and filled with awesomely hot pornstars, it’s also quite affordable.

THE MATH:
There’s a total of 516 DVDs held at Digital Playground HQ, and 187 “Series” scenes accompanying them to bring us to 3,533 scenes all up. Breaking that down to a per-scene rate, you’ll be paying little more than half-a-cent for each! Contract stars like Aria Alexander and Eva Lovia help make Digital Playground a premium porno destination: if you’re coming here for Aria, you’ll pay about 82¢ for each of her 24 scenes; Eva devotees, however, snag her 71 Digital Playground episodes, from Fleshlight tests and DP Star Auditions to her cop-fucking, pussy-eating, heart-breaking hardcore best, for a paltry 28¢ each.

Whoever the next girl to be given a Digital Playground contract may be, she’s not only in stellar company already but bound to be greeted by a wave of new fans taking advantage of this very worthwhile Digital Playground deal.

Digital Playground review

Archangel’s Anatomy 101

Archangel Video

Since the birth of his new studio Archangel Video, acclaimed adult director Mimefreak has been going from strength to strength, casting popular stars in their anal and gangbang debuts, showcasing A-listers every other release, and confirming his position as a prominent facilitator of anatomical learning. That’s right, folks, the Mimefreak has been quietly celebrating the more alluring parts of the female form in awesome HD movies starring porn’s brightest and boldest. In anticipation of what’s to come from Archangel, here’s a look at the bodily concerns of one of porn’s hottest new outfits.

From the bottom up, beginning with the derriere, Archangel has thrown a commonly used character in front of its favorite body parts to give a series of anatomically concerned movies a cohesive titling structure, as well as two meanings: does “#MyAss” point to social media tagging trends or is it a request for a rear-end pounding? It turns out to be both with Jada Stevens, Maddy O’Reilly, Bonnie Rotten, and Remy LaCroix throwing their anal expertise in your direction while thick Sicilian beauty Lola Foxx accepts her first rectal invasion, who noted ” I literally got chills watching the trailer for ‘#MyAss’ and I cannot wait for my fans to see the full scene!” The thickness continued in #MyAss Vol. 2 with Remy LaCroix and Lola Foxx both returning for another pounding, this time joined by Sarah Vandella and Asian sensation Morgan Lee with everyone this time wrapping their cheeks around the BBCs of Sean Michaels and Prince Yahshua.

Hitting the upper-middle body region, Archangel added a word to amplify its focus: Beautiful. In the first two volumes of the Beautiful Tits series, we’ve seen natural and inflated breasts absorb sweat and semen, roll around hypnotically during cowgirl, and stare back at us with their irresistible nipples. And, belonging to Kagney Linn Karter, Krissy Lynn, Romi Rain, Katrina Jade, Summer Brielle, Peta Jensen, Nina Elle, Nikki Benz, and Brooklyn Chase, these racks aren’t easy to follow up, but Archangel’s done it anyway. Volume 3 of the chest-obsessed series sees more blondes (Kenize Taylor and Kandace Kayne) throw their curves around while newcomer Lana Rhoades and cover girl August Ames prove almost as skilled with their boobs as they are with their mouths and hands.

Archangel’s first all-oral movie again brought Remy LaCroix to the screen and invited her to grace the cover of #MyFace. Joined by some of the prettiest and most skilled pornstars working – Veruca James, Jada Stevens, Vicky Chase, Karmen Karma, Maddy O’Reilly, and Nina Elle (who cheats a little and uses her breasts) – the first installment of #MyFace features the biggest black dicks in the Archangel stable sliding down slippery pornstar throats, making their eyes well up, their makeup run, and ultimately covering their beautiful visages with a creamy facial cleanser. #MyFace Vol. 2 followed on in style, taking a darker approach to fellatio and inviting even more daring oral experts to work their magic. British Stella Cox joined American blondes Kenzie Taylor, Cali Carter, and cover girl AJ Applegate in excellent cock-sucking scenes shot with heavy shadows and a deep, kinky atmosphere. Kimber Woods takes a hard oral thrusting, as does Kimmy Granger, but Dakota Skye manages to top them all with an intense oral impaling from some nameless stuntcock that sees her choke, cry, giggle, and sweat her way to the ultimate erectile explosion.

Mimefreak continues his anatomical reviews over at Archangel Video’s membership site – which just received its first Mr. Pink’s review, a glowing one – where the finest females in porn today stop by to have their measurements triple-checked, their diets confirmed, and their every marvelous curve captured in glorious High Definition by Mimefreak and the Archangel crew.

A Porn Empire on Roku

Pornstar Empire

Watching porn on your television has as many drawbacks and its does benefits. From your curtains not proving thick or dark enough to keep your neighbors from noticing the jiggling tithes on your giant plasma screen to format incompatibility and unexpected, unsolvable errors that plague you for weeks, really, unless you’ve stuck with DVDs and Blu-Rays, this has been one area of porn tech that has miserably failed. Thanks to Pornstar Empire, though, that failure is being rectified.

Launched on August 19th, Pornstar Empire’s streaming video channel on the Roku system allows access to more than 62,000 videos starring 6,000-plus pornstars, adding a huge archive to porn lover’s cord cutting options. With memberships to Pornstar Empire running as little as $12.50 a month and including access to Adult Empire Unlimited and Gay Empire Unlimited, both of which offer standard websites and Roku channels.

Setup is simple: add the Pornstar Empire Roku channel via the Roku website then simply start the channel on your Roku device, enter the linking code, and you’re all set to stain your living room carpet in honor of your favorite pornstars.

Look forward to a comprehensive guide to the official Roku channels of leading adult websites in the coming weeks at Mr. Pink’s. Until then, don’t forget to clean off the remote before your roommate gets home and tries to watch Stranger Things.