Goodbye to Indonesia’s Sex Mountain

Mount Kemukus
Mount Kemukus

Way back in the 16th Century, a young Indonesian prince named Pangeran Samodro carried on a carnal affair with his step-mother, the two of them choosing nearby mountain Gunung Kemukus to host their secret tryst. Disaster struck, however, when they were caught in the act and killed, buried on the mountain. The story doesn’t end there, however, as Indonesians flock to the Central Java mountain to engage in sex with strangers in order to receive blessings for completing the congress started hundreds of years ago.

While conservative Muslim groups have attempted to prohibit access to the controversial site, the ritual – bathe at a sacred spring then find a stranger who’ll agree to have sex with you on seven consecutive Jumat Pon (when the Gregorian Friday lands on a traditional Javanese celebratory day) – promises to bring good fortune and prosperity to the thousands who visit the mountain every year. But, thanks to a television report by Australian journalist Patrick Abboud has increased the already wide exposure of this ritual in the Western World, resulting in a ban on all sexual activity taking place there.

Ganjar Pranowo, Governor of Central Java, announced the ban earlier this week at his office in Semarang, calling it “a shame,” and calling on pilgrims to continue visiting the tomb and shrine, but imploring them not to engage in the controversial intercourse that has long been the focus of visits. The increasing presence of sex workers and allegedly high rates of STD transmission are among the reasons for the ban, but it’s largely religiously based. Although the ritual is distinctly Javanese, combining Islamic, Hindu, and Buddhist characteristics, Indonesia is home to the world’s largest Muslim population, whose beliefs staunchly oppose adultery. Whether or not this will curtail mountainside trysts remains to be seen but in a way it’s somewhat fitting to cut-off hundreds of fucking pilgrims mid-ritual, just as Prince Samodro and his step-mom Nyai Ontrowulan were once similarly interrupted mid-coitus.

Crowning the Throated Queen

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Throated, one of the leading deepthroat-heavy blowjob sites, has decided to round out 2014 with a competition that’ll see ten of porn’s most skilled and daring cocksuckers put their talents to the test in the hopes of landing a $5000 grand prize. Pumping out stellar gag-inducing fellatio since 2005, Throated has long been a shining light in the often timid and, ugh, “romantic” world of blowjob porn. Running mascara trails, saliva strings galore, and the sounds of choking can routinely be seen and heard from the teary-eyed cock-gobblers Throated stars, and those ladies competing for the gonad-draining glory include some all-time great head-jobbers: Bonnie Rotten, Sarah Vandella, Dana DeArmond, Chanel Preston, and Sara Jay have put in long hours and devoted training sessions galore to developing their tonsil-smashing blowjob skills, but these veterans are facing stiff competition from relative newcomers Riley Reid, Karmen Karma, Adriana Chechik, Dahlia Sky, and Maddy O’Reilly, all of whom have something to prove.

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Throated has shot brand new scenes complete with introductions (pleas, really), giving these women a chance to directly address their constituents before the votes are tallied and the queen is crowned. Throated is offering both members and non-members access to the qualifying deepthroat scenes without asking for passwords or payments; the scenes are free to stream and anyone can vote. (And it’s a good thing for the contestants that Charley Chase has apparently taken a porno sabbatical, or else they’d crumble miserably in the presence of, in my opinion, porn’s greatest living cocksucker!)

Stop on by Throated and vote for the woman whose gagging tickles your fancy, whose eyes sparkle as they tear up, and who’s more likely than any other to have you erupting at home as you take your voting very, very seriously. Voting runs until January 21st, but if you’re having trouble making your decision, check back here in the lead-up to final voting and you’ll receive the advice and guidance of Mr. Pink as I make my selection and cast my vote accordingly. Which incredible cocksucker will it be…?

 

“Stuffed” at Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is over, more and less, and if you’re lucky, you’ve already snagged some deals online and can leave your family and friends to maul each other over barely discounted television sets while you relax at home, preferably with a cold one, something fiery, and some porn-infused leftover gorging. And what’s the best Thanksgiving leftover of all?

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Adriana Chechik is no stranger to stuffing. In fact, judging by how frequently she seems to find herself stuffed full of porn-stud man-meat, I’d say she quite likes it. After making her initial mark at Evil Angel and gradually working her way up to some astounding Kink work and solid contributions to HardX’s amazing first year, it’s fair to elevate Chechik to the ranks of Belladonna, Ava Devine, and Asa Akira, women who’ll take on any number of cocks, stuffing them as fully as they can inside their awesomely elastic orifices, and do it all in the name of a solid paycheck, a shared experience, and a blissful orgasm or fifteen.

Oh, and the latest porn queen to venture into double-anal territory over at HardX (one of the calling cards of a true stuffing enthusiast) is London Keyes and for that, my friends, we should all be exceedingly thankful. Enjoy your stuffing, pals!

 

A Meagre Thanksgiving Feast

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Come the third Thursday in November, Americans flock to their Interstate freeways and try not to rear-end anyone on their travels to see family, binge on heavy fried foods, and forego conversation for television. Just like the holiday immediately preceding it, though, Halloween, Thanksgiving often sees the porn world get all gussied up in ridiculous costumes, conjure up absurd themes for their shoots, and generally laugh at the way we all bow to tradition even when we’re fucking on-camera for a living.

Over at Brazzers….. there’s nothing. Naughty America also has nothing and nether does Bang Bros, Reality Kings, Mofos, or Porn Pros. In fact, there’s such a dearth of Thanksgiving-themed porn scenes this year I figured most producers had completely given up on this annual event.

Team Skeet came to the rescue via its Teen Curves site, presenting Lola Foxx in Poke This Pocahontas. Dressing up as the legendary Virginian Indian, Ms. Foxx is soon pawed and prodded by Brick Danger (who hasn’t even bothered to dress as John Smith) in a solid but rather uninspired hardcore scene.

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Teen Fidelity takes this cake this year with Native Passion, a flagrantly politically incorrect re-imagining of the very first Thanksgiving dinner. New brunette starlet Karlee Grey stars as a bonnet-wearing pilgrim confronted by Ryan Madison in his most purposefully offensive “native” regalia. Unhappy with the picnic table loaded with food, Chief Tri-Cum ensnares himself a captive gal and sets about introducing her to Native American sexuality. (This Teen Fidelity scene doesn’t yet have a preview page, but the trailer can be viewed here at Mr. Pink’s Blog.)

 

Kink’s Horrific Haunted House

Kink.comI’m all out of candy and I’m through being nice to other people’s spawn, but I’m nonetheless a bit sad that Halloween has come and gone for another year. Whatever your celebratory habits may be, the immediately-post-Halloween period can bring you hurtling back to reality and leave you an ugly, depressed mess. In an effort to cheer up both myself and you, dear reader, I figured I’d try to keep the Halloween porn-party going with some scintillating tidbits that reveal how some very lucky Kink fans celebrated All Hallows’ this year.

In collaboration with theatrical circus troupe, Vau de Vire Society, Kink.com this year launched it’s very first immersive, interactive Halloween experience they call Hell in the Armory. Reporting for Vice, Anubha Momin attended the inaugural horror-fest and found things slightly more terrifying that arousing. Featuring such horrific scenes (all performed live by Kink and Vau de Vire members) as a woman’s abduction by a voracious werewolf, an asylum inmate ranting maniacally about her ghoulish child, an insane and blood-thirsty doctor operating (read: reconfiguring) his patient’s limbs, a vaudeville-style musical zombie trio, and a clown content to masturbate all night in a public phone booth.

Hell in the Armory
Hell in the Armory – Photo courtesy of Vice.com

By far the most outlandish event of the evening was, according to Momin, when she entered a well-stocked meat locker to find a bearded figure nailed to a wooden cross. Naked, bleeding, and intent on converting his audience to his particular faith, the bibles at his feet an obvious clue as to his identity. Suddenly, though, JC’s sermon from the cross was interrupted by a “maniacal butcher with a chainsaw” who barged in and headed straight for the soon-to-be-crucified-figure’s torso, plunging his blade deep into the dude’s chest and belly.

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Hell in the Armory – Photo courtesy of Vice.com

There’s no word yet as to whether Hell in the Armory will run again next year after 2014’s sold out season, or whether Kink and Vau de Vire Society will create an all-new attraction. Even if Halloween 2015 sees an empty spot on Kink’s calendar, you could always head over to the Armory, stand outside on a chilly San Francisco evening, and imagine the horrors unfolding inside a sexual hell of Kink’s making.