Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 9th, 2015

What a week! Candida Royalle passed away and put me in a shitty mood for a while, but Mr. Pink bounced back just as he always does, bringing a slate of brand new porn reviews to your attention. This week saw four very different sites assessed by yours truly, sites focused on urination, transsexual hotties, homegrown Philly babes, and one of porn’s most acclaimed gonzo filmmakers. What did we discover? Well, VIPissy delivers a golden stream of content that should keep any watersports enthusiast entertained for weeks, Trans500 overcomes some odd casting with absurd trans-fucking scenarios, the hometown hotties of Hot Philly Models might be hot but they’re not quite “LA-hot,” and Jules Jordan, well, he proved that success needn’t ruin the man, it can instead spur him on towards bigger and better things. Speaker of bigger and better things, I’ll be back next week with (you guessed it) more exclusive, elucidating, and hopefully insightful porn reviews!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 1st, 2015

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s we saw an even split between the seasoned pros of the adult industry and homegrown hotties just looking for a little attention. The new venture from Dana Vespoli, Twisted Visual proved a compelling (if undercooked) and very promising venue for non-discriminatory porn. James Deen set himself up a little earlier than Ms. Vespoli and now sees his site serving up Deen-starring scenes by the bucket-load, scenes starring professionals and amateur that just wanna straddle James. Amateurs proved themselves just as worthwhile as the pros on the Homemade Porn Pass and Our Home Clips, one of its three sites. For the best of both worlds (and in racy Halloween costumes no less) check out Mr. Pink’s blog post for details on AVN’s inaugural Porn Star Halloween Party coming to Las Vegas in late October. Just be sure to head back to Mr. Pink’s for more reviews of the finest and not-so-finest porn the ‘net has to offer – only at Mr. Pink’s!

Beating on a Budget! with Team Skeet

Team Skeet

Team Skeet may sound like a loosely organized community sports team that dons ski-masks to roam around anonymously ejaculating on unsuspecting women. It’s not, of course, but it does throw its seed around like it’s going out of style. The Team Skeet network is home to 27 exclusive hardcore sites dealing largely with teenage whores and their newly discovered fondness for adventurous sex. From your more basic Team Skeet endeavors (Teen Curves, Teens Do Porn, Teens Love Anal) to more outrageous efforts (Step Siblings, Teens Love Money, Innocent High), this network has courted controversy by casting teen and young adult performers eager to play the part of the not-quite-virginal woman looking for further experience with men, women…. anyone, really. Most sites are still updating on a consistent schedule and Team Skeet’s videos have never looked better than they do now, rendered cleanly and clearly in 1080p frames. Recent additions to the Team Skeet roster also prove exciting with anal adventuress Nicki Huntsman, brand-new redhead Kimberly Brix, bubbly blonde Cali Hayes, and tattooed cutie Vera Drake all stopping by for a rather physically-demanding visit. Usually charging $28.97 for a single month visit, Team Skeet’s current promotion offers one month inside the network for just $14.95 and you, you’d be mad for ignoring this dynamic and very colorful network.

At that incredible price, this already great network suddenly seems to damn good to ignore any longer. If you assume you’ll only spend one month at Team Skeet – at least until you return to take advantage of a multi-month membership discount and be reacquainted with your favorite Skeet gals – the large exclusive archive can be boiled down to the following facts and figures: Teem Skeet’s 27 sites could be construed as costing a mere 55¢ each OR you could count the 2014 original hardcore scenes hosted here priced at 0.74¢ each. Either way, you’re looking at a very affordable way to gift yourself something special, something that’s only improving, and something that, if it were in the same room as you (and had a mouth) would probably blow you itself if it could!

Team Skeet review