Naughty America on Roku!

Naughty America

Naughty America, the nation’s most patriotic online pornography network, has been filling the homes, phones, and workplace computers of Americans with hardcore sexuality since 2004. Now, however, it has its sights set on your living room – and not via your DVD player, either. Roku, the streaming video player that brings HTTP Live Streaming to your living room television, hasn’t exactly been overflowing with decent adult entertainment options since its launch back in 2008. A few big shots like Videobox, FyreTV, and Reality Kings took to Roku to expand the reach of their services, but most adult entities for some odd reason stayed away. Naughty America’s recent revelation of a dedicated NA Roku channel, then, was like a biblical decree from a mountaintop: “Thou shalt watcheth pornographs in the comfort of thine own living room or home theater!”

Naughty America’s Roku channel doesn’t carry over all the features that have made Naughty America such a perpetual favorite amongst smut fans – noticeably absent is a good chunk of the complete video collection and the recently unveiled 4K High Definition video format – but there’s certainly a strong selection of material already online, with more coming every day. Naughty America’s Roku app currently offers existing members TV access to their Favorites, as well as Latest Scenes and Featured Scenes, and the work of Featured Pornstars featured on the legendary network. Roku users can also examine the contents of 33 Naughty America sites and view their selections in both 720p and 1080p resolutions. Best of all, there’s no delay between an update going live on the website and it being added to NA’s Roku selections.

Ok, Bang Bros, Brazzers, Porn Pros, Team Skeet and any other adult network wanting to remain relevant in this, the 21st Century… now it’s your turn to attempt a take over of the living rooms of America.

Sexing Up Breaking Bad

Breaking Bad XXXBeing a relatively minor player in the porn parody game hasn’t stopped Sweet Mess Films from tackling a critically acclaimed, almost universally revered television show that has been personally one of the greatest television shows I have ever seen – and the company has landed some top talent, too, with Lexi Belle, Tasha Reign, Brandy Aniston, and Presidential write-in candidate Ron Jeremy all nabbing roles. The title? Breaking Bad XXX: A Sweet Mess Films Parody.

Rodney Moore, an AVN Hall of Fame luminary and keen observer of the state of the adult industry, wrote the script to this, the first Breaking Bad porn parody, as a commentary on the looming threat Measure B held over the porn world, but he and director David Lord have managed to infuse the movie with plenty of laughs and libidinous activity, too, according to Jerry E., owner of distributor Exquisite Films. “Rodney Moore and David Lord have created a fantastic movie, which is as funny and sexy as it is politically charged,” E. said.

The plot sees Walt (Alec Knight), a university film studies professor diagnosed with terminal cancer and, worse, erectile disfunction, take California’s recent laws outlawing pornography production, distribution, and consumption and the banning of sexual enhancement drugs to heart. Armed with nothing but his wits, grounding in film theory, and a film student cum pornstar sidekick, Walt sets about rectifying the dismal state of sexual commerce stifling California’s collective libido.

Everyone – and I do mean everyone; at least, everyone I’ve ever discussed it with – seems to rave about Breaking Bad, and with Sweet Mess and Exquisite films gathering parody-fueled popularity after an hilarious take on The Addams Family, Breaking Bad XXX has a huge built-in audience and will likely be the only take on this phenomenally successful pop-culture property that I’ll bother with.

Breaking Bad XXX: A Sweet Mess Films Parody is out now and stars Alec Knight, Lexi Belle, Tasha Reign, Brandy Aniston, Kimberly Kane, Chanel Preston, Andy San Dimas, Eric Masterson, Steven St. Croix, Derrick Pierce, James Bartholet, and Ron Jeremy.

Attell Back with More Old Porn

Dave's Old PornNo comedian has made more blatant his love of sexual deviancy than Dave Attell. The two-time AVN Awards host hasn’t just hobnobbed with porn’s best and brightest, he’s already figured out a way to watch porn professionally. With one well received season already in the can and a second premiering this past week, Showtime’s couch-bound comedy show Dave’s Old Porn sees the standup inviting guests to sit with him and watch vintage pornographic movies from the days of Super8, VHS, and Betamax. While not the most interesting concept on paper, in practice the show’s a riot that blends Mystery Science Theater 3000 commentary with interviews that, thanks to guests like Kathy Griffin, Joe Rogan, Chelsea Handler, Marc Maron, and porn stars both active and retired, Ginger Lynn, Joanna Angel, Nina Hartley, Tom Byron, and Ron Jeremy, are as riotous as they are revealing.

Talking to Men’s Health on the eve of the show’s second season premiere, Attell revealed that the idea for Dave’s Old Porn came after “four years of drinking and walking around in the rain” on his Comedy Central show Insomniac, when he decided his next TV gig should omit heavy weather and include, preferably, “a lot of porn.” While cum-showers are definitely on the cards, most of the golden age goodies Attell and his guests watch and riff on are precipitate-free, leaving commentators to focus, not surprisingly, on the differences between vintage porn and the contemporary adult entertainment scene.

Calling today’s porn “super hardcore… it looks more like an MMA fight”, Attell asserts that, although we may make fun of them now, the more character-driven porno narratives of yore had viewers finding themselves actually caring about the people doing the fucking. “You really fall in love with the girls, and the guys were like chameleons. Ron Jeremy was a flight attendant, a plumber, a secret agent… the range of that guy! Robert DeNiro cannot do what Ron Jeremy does.” And, more importantly, few people want to see him try.

Dave’s Old Porn continues its second season Thursday at 11pm ET on Showtime.

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