Known corrupter of innocent female fashion models, found and former CEO of clothing company American Apparel, Dov Charney might no longer be (allegedly) sexually harassing current and prospective employees, but his unethical propositioning and penetrating of women lives on at new parody porn website, American Pervert, which sees the hipsterization of our beloved adult industry reach critical mass.
Sporting a clean layout, white-walled studio settings, and characters named Pov Charney and Harry Richardson, American Pervert lampoons two of the biggest new fashion icons in the United States, American Apparel and creepily avuncular photographer Terry Richardson, known to have himself fellated in the name of art (or furthering a model’s career). Complete with parody billboards, phony casting sessions, POV footage shot from digital SLRs, and more actual American Apparel clothing than a vegan summer cookout in Williamsburg, American Pervert sees porn talent like Dillion Harper, Marie McCray, and Lara Brookes play wannabe models while April O’Neil, all done up in black-framed glasses and high-waisted shorts, plays the irrepressibly pervy Richardson’s creative director. Regardless of position, they all receive these company men’s spooge-seals of approval after working hard (and thoroughly debasing themselves) for it.
Photo shoots turn into orgies after models are coerced into sucking off the photographer and auditions only end once the new hire takes a load upside the face, grinning through the mess and dreaming of seeing herself on a giant West Hollywood billboard. As one Jenna Ross-starring scene is described from “Harry Richardson’s” perspective: We had a shoot for a new campaign and one of our 2 models for the day is super late. Is she nuts? I can make or break your career in one shoot. I wanted to send her ass packing… but at the very least we should run a train on her ass for our pain and suffering.”
Now, if only American Pervert would see fit to cast real-life American Apparel models Faye Reagan, Jessie Andrews, and Sasha Grey, bringing the latter back from retirement, that’d be, like, so awesome.
Jessie Andrews doesn’t do things the conventional way. After flitting around LA and entering porn (earning herself an AVN Best Actress Award in the process), Andrews took an odd left turn and launched her own jewelry line called Bagatiba, started booking DJing gigs, and appeared in the video for Borgore’s track ‘Decisions‘ with her new pal Miley Cyrus. So, when Andrews recently announced her upcoming anal debut, a slightly unusual approach was to be expected.
Maddy O’Reilly threw porn fans into a tizzy when ‘Maddy,’ the HardX feature holding her anal debut, was released after much pomp and circumstance, only to shoot anal scenes almost immediately after ‘Maddy’s’ release for Jules Jordan, Evil Angel, Devil’s Film, and Ass Factory. Ms. O’Reilly can now be seen having her butt banged on most major hardcore networks of note, but that won’t be the case for Jessie Andrews. Signing a unique deal with Girlfriends Films, Andrews is set to start in The Gardner and will be performing her first ever anal intercourse scene in the picture. The unique element of the deal? Andrews is contractually prevented from performing another anal scene until at least one year after The Gardner’s September 2014 release. Marveling at his coup, director B. Skow told AVN he thought it was the script, not the anal itself, that made Andrews so passionate about the project that she’d surrender her chance for a huge post-anal-debut payday. The script, inspired by the handful of long-term abduction, imprisonment, and sexual abuse cases recently uncovered in the US, continues Skow’s fascinating psychological porn dramas and was, the director felt, a good fit for the multi-talented starlet.
“When we finished the script I really wanted Jessie for the main role of the kidnapped girl,” Skow said. “It was also important to have the main character do anal because I really wanted to show how she was mentally tortured. Jessie had never done anal and I brought the project to her and she liked the idea of doing anal for the first time in a feature, so we made it happen.”
Jessie Andrews can be found on Twitter and will make her anal debut for Girlfriends Films ‘The Gardner’ in September.