Britain’s Top Torrid Talents

Last week at Mr. Pink’s we brought you a rundown of the awesome on-screen activities of three leading British pornstars: Jasmine Jae, Stella Cox, and Ella Hughes, a trio who’ve made their name on a number of excellent adult sites willing to bring Brits into the US-dominated industry. This week we’re continuing our assessment of the current generation of UK-based pornstars and focusing on those who can convincingly pull off an “amateur” performance in what can only be described as conditions not exactly conducive to comfortable sex.

Fake Hub

Fake Hub, a network of seven websites all devoted to seducing and corrupting random strangers, customers, and clients, many of them wannabe actresses or everyday women just trying to grab a cab home or learn how to drive themselves. One Fake Hub site revolving entirely around vehicular copulation, Fake Taxi, has also spawned a couple of spin-offs not yet included in the network: Female Fake Taxi (in which women drivers pick up men, women, and couples, fucking them in the backseat) and Fake Driving School (which sees nerdy instructors accepting offers of blowjobs and pussy for a passing grade). Of all the women dropping everything to work themselves into a backseat frenzy, three in particular stood out.

Ava Austen essentially runs Female Fake Taxi, driving around London and picking up both men and women for some backseat shenanigans, but she has also stepped into the Fake Taxi fuck-mobile to flip the script and be schtupped by her driver between her fares of her own. At Female Fake Taxi, Ava can be found in an amazing 34 scenes at present, each one placing her in the perfect position to seduce and devour attractive riders, whoever they may be.

Rina Ellis, a Korean-born, American-accented apparent British resident with a compact, lithe body, also stopped by Fake Driving School and proved herself incapable of getting into gear and hitting the road, instead downing her instructor’s dick in order to get her L-plates. Also appearing on both Fake Taxi (in a slutty schoolgirl outfit that catches her driver’s eye) and Female Fake Taxi (as a hood-mountable fuck-bunny, no less), Rina is an intriguing figure in the blossoming UK scene.

Even more intriguing, though, is a deviant blonde twenty-something who has appeared almost nowhere else but on Fake Hub and its related sites. Misha Mayfair may have been an English lit major, but she’s now far more concerned with getting off in public, shooting for Fake Taxi, Female Fake Taxi, and Fake Driving School as well as a few other Fake Hub sites. A convincing performer with an obvious love of sex and general depravity, Ms. Mayfair could well and truly ignite a very British boner in the US porn-viewing public, should she receive adequate exposure. Watching how Misha oh-so-sexily tosses out tantalizing phrases and suggestions to her driving instructor is bound to send you libido soaring, even if you’re turned off by totally incapable drivers who back into trees at any given opportunity.

Whether crammed into the back of a compact wagon or tossed onto the hood of a sedan and lavishly licked and eaten to orgasm, there’s a throng of British-born and Britain-based pornstars on the rise and, bless their hearts, they’re not afraid ditch the heavy makeup and glamour styling to get down ’n’ dirty shooting sex that’s steeped in fantasy yet feels brilliantly realistic.

Fake Hub and its myriad properties can now be enjoyed throughout the network, which will be featured in a brand new Mr. Pink’s review in the coming weeks.

Fake Hub review

Slutty Lil’ Pets Honor Vets

Every year Memorial Day weekend arrives and fills many Americans with relief, others with regret and loss, and others still with roaring erections brought on by the well-timed holiday releases of Passion HD and Tiny4K, two sites that place foxy young lasses in their HD crosshairs, gussies them up in red, white, and blue, and aims to celebrate all the accomplishments our nation has achieved and every sacrifice that helped bring us to where we are now. Sure, it might seem off to remember our lost brethren by watching porno, but if you’ve ever heard stories from the trenches, you know just how often pussy would be on a soldier’s mind. And with Piper Perri and Jessa Rhodes delivering this year’s Memorial Day messages, you shouldn’t have anything to complain about this weekend.

Piper Perri

Memorable Memorial Massage sees Jessa Rhodes land on Passion HD’s homepage and submit to Danny Mountain’s tender touch. Laying out on a table surrounded by US flag motifs, Jessa allows presents her incredible figure and receives the perfect long weekend rubdown before taking things to the next level by offering Danny direct access to her clit.

Patriotic Pounding pushes things into even steamier, raunchier territory, pairing the teeny-tiny Piper Perri with the deeply penetrating Chris Strokes. Piper’s admittedly almost-non-existent outfit doesn’t last long, peeled away from her erogenous zones and reveal the perfect carnal tribute to our fallen military men.

Passion HD and Tiny4K’s 2017 Memorial Day efforts aren’t its first dalliance with this particular holiday. Last year also saw the marvelous Lucy Doll and Dillion Harper don their most patriotic swimsuits and embark on celebratory sexual adventures for love of god and country. Sticking with the current offerings or dipping back into last year’s efforts will, as is usually the case with the extended Passion HD family, yield highly enjoyable and proudly patriotic results.

Lovia & Lanksy Make Beautiful Music

Eva Lovia

Freed in late 2016 from the constraints of her exclusive contract with Digital Playground, Eva Lovia has been embracing many new opportunities befitting an AVN Female Performer of the Year nominee such as herself. A trio of scenes for Naughty America, a stunner with Hayley Reed for new Mofos venture Share My BF, and the launch of her own official members site, Fall in Lovia, which hosts exclusive updates, candid content, and some seriously sultry turns from co-star Shyla Jennings – all have cemented Lovia’s place near the top of the porno popularity heap. Now, one of the hottest directors working today has roped her into a showcase feature that’s guaranteed to sizzle on screens of any size.

After discussing her career goals in branding and performance with acclaimed director Greg Lansky, Lovia made clear she wanted not only shoot for Lansky’s Tushy, Blacked, and Vixen sites, but to also be the subject of his next showcase feature. A movie of firsts, ‘Eva’ sees Lovia performing in her first M/F anal scene, DP, an elusive F/F anal scene, first interracial anal encounter, and a threesome with, you guessed it, anal sex!

Committing her ass to Lansky’s cameras and crew was an easy decision, the star claims. “Greg very much puts the girl first and he really puts emphasis on beauty and having that cinematic quality. There is no rushing.” She also revealed something of a secret of Lansky’s success. Productions are schedule so that dialogue scenes and sexual intercourse are shot on different days, giving all kinds of performers and technicians with all kinds of attributes the chance to do their best work.

Fans will be able to see the results of Lansky and Lovia’s hotly anticipated collaboration in the forthcoming trailer (due July) to be followed by a succession of online updates culminating in the collected ‘Eva’ released in September. Those unable to wait can (and should) check out Lovia’s existing pair of Lanksy-shot scenes for Vixen, My Celebrity Crush and IG Models Behind the Scenes, as well as her excellent turn in Catching Up for Blacked.

Blacked review