This week at Mr. Pink’s we did it all: anal, interracial, amateurs, and pounding the hell out of submissive British sluts. Oh, wait, no we didn’t. That was just the porn on the sites featured in this weeks brand new adult site reviews. First off, the amateur audtion porn at Casting Couch X proved the perfect compliment to Exotic4k’s super-high-quality interracial archive, both sites proving essential viewing for viewers with a sense of adventure and eroticism. On the other hand, there was barely anything “erotic” about Ed Powers cavalcade of early-90s amateur scenes or the dominated whores of Pascal’s Sub Sluts, but in the latter’s case, who needs eroticism when you’ve got one of the fiercest fuckers in the biz slamming awesome sub sluts senseless? (Oh, you do? Come back next week then, bro, ’cause it’s about to get real damn erotic around here.)
This year we’re offering a slightly different round-up of holiday porn at Mr. Pink’s. With Thanksgiving just days away and the chaos of Black Friday-though-the-Friday-after sales events eating up your energy before NYE is even a blip at the month’s end, you’d best prepare for all eventualities by stocking up on top-notch, Pink-approved Thanksgiving pornography! Usually we’d lay out the best the current Thanksgiving season has to offer but this year I’m going to share with you three current Thanksgiving scenes due to knock my/our/your socks off while digging into the sources sites for a holiday romp from years past, one worth cementing in your memory. As for the Thanksgiving-celebrating sites themselves, it’s the usual suspects with Reality Kings, Naughty America, and Brazzers providing the bulk of the seasonal entertainment.
Reality Kings taboo endeavor Moms Bang Teens jumped on their Thanksgiving porn responsibilities early last week adding a double-dose of holiday carnality with fresh-faced Sydney Cole and returning uber-MILF Cory Chase, both of whom ditch the dining table to feast on Cody Lewis and not those super-fattening candied yams. Back in 2011 around this time, RK site Money Talks saw Havoc picking up girls on the streets and eventually enjoying a costumed two-cock stuffing session with a turkey-headed girl (Anikka Albrite, is that you?) taking on both a Pilgrim and some kind of deerskin-clad Native American character. It’s a weird and wonderful scene as only Money Talks can produce.
This year on the Naughty America network, Cassidy Klein and Veronica Vain hit My Dad’s Hot Girlfriend like a wandering wild turkey hits the grill of a speeding Mack truck, jumping on Johnny Castle’s cock and working him to perfection. This mighty pair goes live on Thursday, Thanksgiving day. While over at the US-of-NA, you might also want to dig back to My Friend’s Hot Mom circa late-November 2013 to see Ava Addams and Romi Rain and a very lucky Johnny Castle in a scorching three-way Thanksgiving party.
The always reliably nutty Brazzers has turned to Ashley Fires and JoJo Kiss to celebrate Thanksgiving, inviting them over to Pornstars Like it Big for a bizarre family dinner that sees Levi Cash and wife Ashley’s meal ruined by his ex step-daughter JoJo, now intent on forcing her way between him and his wife, who clearly doesn’t mind a bit. In the long history of holiday Brazzers episodes, few stand out as more daring than Pornstars Like it Big’s 2010 Thanksgiving effort. Three scantily-clad Native babes (Breanne Benson, Phoenix Marie, and Alanah Rae) celebrate a newly signed peace treaty (yeah, right) with Pilgrim pussy hounds Johnny Sins and Scott Nails by fucking all over a picnic table and getting cum on their hand-crafted artisan feather headdresses. (Hey, if you’re after politically and historically incorrect porno reenactments of scenes from US history, Brazzers is the network for you!)
Enjoy yourselves and each other this holiday and, whether you’re a devoted Turkey-phile or defiant supporter of Native American sovereignty, keep it sexy with these Pink’s holiday porn picks.
The death of a great artist inevitably brings out vultures eager to release and rerelease any works by the now more-profitable deceased. Elliott Smith, Jeff Buckley, and Jimi Hendrix fans have all been “treated” to a methodical onslaught of lost recordings, outtakes, demos, and embarrassing studio missteps all in the name of maintaining copyright ownership, preserving the legend, and keeping them good ol’ greenbacks rolling in. A somewhat notable exception has been John Holmes, the man once dubbed “The Sultan of Smut,” but Hustler Founder and Chairman Larry Flynt is reviving Holmes’s filmography with the discovery of two never-before-released hardcore movies starring a young Holmes in what are being touted as his very first performances.
The two features, Balls in Action and The Doctor Is In, apparently constitute the first work of Holmes and were discovered by Hustler’s video archivists and researchers. Flynt called the films “hidden treasures” and “something really special,” declaring Hustler “very excited” to make them publicly available. Robert Smith, Hustler Video’s Director of Operations, said Flynt often purchases large archives of adult material to comb through and that this particular haul yielded a “jackpot!”
Remastered by Hustler Video and currently being prepped for a home video (DVD via Zero Tolerance) release in early 2016, Balls in Action and The Doctor Is In will also make it to Hustler TV and Hustler.com. Expect more information and previews from Mr. Pink’s as they come to light. Until then, check out the best of Holmes’ legendary work, including the Johnny Wadd series, at The Classic Porn.