It can happen at the most unexpected moments. You’re watching some news broadcast of dubious credibility or catching up on crappy British reality television and – boom – Jenna Jameson appears out of nowhere, having been well and truly off your pop-culture radar for months, even years, to bless yet another curious celebrity enterprise with her sparkling wit and impressive array of cosmetic modifications. Immediately the mind races through its memories of the woman who just might be the most famous pornstar of all time and tries to recount the steps that led to her latest public appearance. And, when she once agains hits US headlines after being booted from the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother show, looking remarkably different from the Jenna we knew in her prime porno years. So, Jenna Jameson, what the fuck have you been up to?
Since 2012 has split with former UFC champ Tito Ortiz, losing custody of their twin boys, told Larry King she’s “always been extremely Catholic,” flip-flopped from Clinton to support Mitt Romney in the 2012 Presidential election (“When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office,”), acted as PETA spokesperson in an anti-KFC campaign, and allegedly assaulted former assistant Britney Markham with a brass-knuckle-iPhone-case-stomach-punch at an LA salon after Markham claimed Jameson was hooked not on the rumored Oxycodone but on Ambien, Xanax, Suboxone, and booze. Jenna has also had a few run-ins with the law, charged with three misdemeanor counts of driving under the influence of alcohol and other drugs after being arrested in Westminster California upon introducing her Range Rover to a light pole. Stuck with three years of informal probation, Jenna seemed to lay relatively low for a world renowned porn superstar. That was until she once again made headlines, this time for her relationship to 41-year-old Israeli-American jewelry store owner and convicted insurance fraudster Lior Bitton, who even has the good little Catholic girl converting to Judaism!
It’s the Brits, though, who’ve had the juiciest dose of Jenna of late, courtesy of Celebrity Big Brother’s sixteenth season. With a rather porn-heavy cast crowned by Ms. Jameson, the long-running 24/7 reality-fest saw her bunk and bond with fellow former onscreen fucker Farrah Abraham (#TeamJarrah #CBBUK) before JJ was booted on Day 27, mere hours before making the finals. Always controversial, Jenna had her fair share of haters in the crowd, receiving an equal number of cheers and boos from fans the broadcast of her departure. See for yourself here, but I warn you, it’s not exactly pretty…
What’s next for Jenna now that she’s back on US shores and pining for her gal pal Farrah? Why she’s fielding endorsement offers and Instagramming a shitload of memes, just like everyone else!
Europe is in the throes of a major refugee and immigration crisis with hundreds of thousands of Syrians, Afghanistan, Eritrea, Darfur, Iraq, Pakistan, and many other Middle Eastern and African people fleeing the devastation of their homelands for the relative safety and security of the European Union. But not everyone flocking to the Continent is searching for the most basic forms of peace and prosperity. Some are searching for a sexual, artistic, and professional satisfaction they no longer could find at home. People like this guy.
Here at home in good ol’ North America, however, one of our favorite sons decided he’d had enough of sitting around LA resting on his considerable laurels, packed his bags and headed off to Budapest to conquer the entire European continent. Erik Everhard, AVN Hall of Famer and hugely successful producer/director/performer, doesn’t exactly have a plan, though, telling XBIZ that he’ll weigh his options upon arrival and has no plans to immediate start working, instead taking a more casual approach to the next phase of his illustrious career. For starters, he’s been Tweeting some beautiful black and white photographs taken on his relocation journey thus far.
With his asshole-friendly dick still very much eager for action – Everhard’s one of those, “I’m in porn for the pleasure,” guys – the Canadian porn legend has even teamed up with one of Europe’s most distinguished pornographers, Mr. Rocco Siffredi. If this pairing is any indication, it looks like we might be seeing Mr. Everhard in even more intense scenes than he’s given us in the past. As an expert anal and DP performer, perhaps European porn’s fondness for stuffing women completely full of dick will suit him (and us, his fans) just fine.
Erik Everhard @ Evil Angel
When Alexis Texas swept the porn-viewing world by storm during the waning days of the first decade of the 21st century, thick-assed white women were where it’s at. Nowadays, nothing much has changed which makes today’s porn world ripe for the return of the blonde big-bootied marvel. Having announced an exclusive directing deal with Elegant Angel back in June of this year, Ms. Texas unleashed her EA debut, Big Booty Tryouts, was released soon after and confirmed that the queen of ass still retains the same rear-ended interests she did before taking a two-year break from shooting. But, really, Big Booty Tryouts was just the first taste of what Texas has lined up.
Appointed Elegant Angel’s official derriere deity back in 2008, Ms. Texas perfectly embodied the title that later went to Kelly Divine and most recently Jada Stevens, shooting her very first anal scene for Alexis Texas is Buttwoman. Not content to let other ass-tastic pornstars steal her spotlight, Elegant Angel has granted the returning star another chance to embody the Buttwoman moniker like nobody else can. The perfect showcase, of course, is The Real Buttwoman Returns, the latest in the series and the first directed by Texas. Joined by Abella Danger, Blair Williams, and enough erect men to create a gangbang (her first), this latest Alexis Texas joint might not be the first movie of her return, but it’s undoubtedly the first one that really matters. Alexis Texas is back, y’all, and she’s still fucking amazing!
The Real Buttwoman Returns is released from Elegant Angel’s
vault on October 1st.