Cosmo’s Female-Friendly Porn Picks

Once again courting controversy and enraging anti-sex activists across the USA, Cosmopolitan, the women’s magazine with distribution in 110 countries around the world, decided “Have Hotter Sex This Summer” and “4 Scary Things Gynos Tell You and Why You Shouldn’t Wig Out” weren’t exciting enough stories and opted to recommend some porn to their overwhelmingly female readership, porn Cosmo felt would be a good fit for female viewers. Of course, reactionary anti-sex groups immediately called the publication itself an item of pornography and demanded it be removed from super market shelves or wrapped in a black mylar sleeve so as not to infect the eyes and minds of tots as their parents unload two cartfuls of carcinogenic soda-pop onto the checkout belt. In solidarity with the oppressed Cosmo staff and readership, Mr. Pink’s is staging this silent – as in written, not spoken – protest. (And also, you know, checking out Cosmo’s recs and seeing how they fare on the ol’ Pink-O-Meter).

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Cosmo writer Jill Hamilton and graphic artist Lauren Ahn concocted their guide to female-friendly porn is the hopes of (according to Ahn’s rating meter graphic) turning women away from Ron Jeremy and his ilk and towards James Deen and the new generation of adventurous pornographers. After proffering free sites (and irresponsibly sidestepping the wealth of piracy and copyright problems plaguing the industry) and Tumblr feeds (erotic literature, female orgasm guides) of little use to anyone keen to avoid unbearably pretentious “literotica”, Hamilton brought us to sites more commonly identified as commercial pornography that she felt a good fit for Cosmo’s readers. The list, while not exactly throwing out a bevy of surprises, features some stellar adult sites that also come with Mr. Pink’s glowing recommendation.

Masturbation sites I Feel Myself and Beautiful Agony, both by Feck of The Netherlands, garnered raves for their incredible intimacy and drastically different approach to visual arousal, earning 4-out-of-5 each on the Jeremy-to-James hotness scale. Erika Lust of Lust Cinema’s viewer-submitted fantasy site, X-Confessions also caught the attention of Hamilton for its short films conceived by women. Beautiful cinematography an performers give a classy feel to X-Confessions, which also earns a 4 from Cosmo. Curiously, Kink is also noted as a must-see but given a non-rating of 1-5; “They’ll probably have what you want and other things you didn’t know you wanted may end up in your cart as well,” Hamilton writes. The clear winner, though – and this will hardly surprise anyone who’s discussed porn with a woman under 60 in the past five years – is Mr. Deen himself, his official site scoring a perfect 5 for giving this particular journalist the feeling of being “vicariously well-fucked,” and left with “a mysterious glow the rest of the day.”

James Deen, Cosmo’s cure for the sexually frustrated woman in your life… whether you like it or not.

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Deeper Into Women’s Business


Having been introduced to the sordid world of India Summer, GirlsWay’s stand-in for Christian “Fifty Shades of” Grey, all glistening skyscrapers, lesbian domination, and psychosexual snares worthy of only the most desirable sub. Chapters one through three detailed the induction of the young, pretty, and submissive Samantha Rone into a dark and dangerous world of sexual manipulation in the executive suite. Leaving off with Vanessa Veracruz, Ms. Summer’s former employee (and more) angling for revenge after her workplace and bedroom/dungeon dismissal in favor of the fresh-faced Samantha. Now, after locating Ms. Summer’s secret daughter (Shyla Jennings) and carefully plotting her revenge, the increasingly over-assertive Ms. Veracruz relieves a little stress with a slave all her own.

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Since chapter three’s release, another installment of The Business of Women has been aired: Chapter Four – Taking the Bait. “Vigilante dom” Vanessa Veracruz is midway through enacting her vengeful ambitions and has under her control the daughter of her former boss and lover, and current nemesis. With Shyla on her side and also eager for revenge, bringing in Abigail Mac and Charlotte Stokely to help ensnare Samantha. And, hey, guess what – the plan works! Following a deceitful note from “India” herself (actually Charlotte), Samantha finds herself following mysterious orders to submit to the will of Ms. Veracruz’s own erotic underling, Shyla. (Delightfully confused yet? You don’t know the half of it!) Wracked with conflicting emotions, Shyla spills her guts and clues Samantha in to Veracruz’s planned destruction of the woman Samantha says she owes everything to, whom she’d never leave.

The Business of Women is set to conclude in just a few days when Chapter Six is released exclusively at GirlsWay. With a volatile confrontation imminent, India Summer masterfully orchestrating the lives of lesser beings, and both Samantha Rone and Shyla Jennings standing by to throw themselves into the naked, writhing fray at any moment, to defend one mistress or the other, The Business of Women – Part Six: The Showdown is set to engulf your laptop in the fiery flames of aggressive, even rough lesbian sex as only GirlsWay can concoct it.

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Keiran Lee’s Million-Dollar Milestone


The US adult entertainment industry has always welcomed foreign talents whether proudly Italian like Rocco Sifreddi or indeterminately Asian like Alina Li. Viewers were shocked, however, when the what is arguably the world’s most popular and prominent adult vendor, Brazzers, put almost its entire operations behind the penis and sexual performance of one man, the man with the million-dollar dick, Keiran Lee. “Who is this curiously-accented cocksman, where did he come from, and why is he taking over Brazzers’ dick duties?” That was 2008. Now, a lot has changed and Mr. Lee is not only one of the most respected male performers in the business, he’s proving quite the superhuman addition to the Brazzers family. After signing an exclusive contract with the company around 2008 then sticking around to develop his directing skills, Lee has gone from fledgling stud to one of the most admired on-screen men in porn. Brazzers must be happy with the man’s work, too, since the studio has just celebrated his contribution with a 1000th scene gala event that sees Lee plow Nina Elle, Chanel Preston, and Jasmine Jae, who also regale audiences with anecdotes from their previous encounters with the the milestone man.


After Nina tells of a Keiran-broken fingernail that caused sudden blood gushes, Jasmine clues us into the man’s distaste for cotton balls and navel play, and Chanel admits she was “a cunt” when they first met but soon warmed to the ever-reliable stud, who she claims can perform more than capably under the most absurd conditions (110° heat, against a cactus, on a motorcycle etc), we tour through the cavalcade of characters Keiran’s played over the years before he steps onto set and meets his trio of favorite females. The ladies, in turn, have a surprise for him and bring out a string of eight open-mouthed ladies (Tiffany Doll, Dava Foxx, Mia Austin and some deft-tongued babes), some veterans and some newcomers, to all slobber on our boy’s head and show their appreciation for his solid work. And you, you can show your appreciation too – you know how.

Brazzers celebrates the 1000th scene of the studio’s top performer/director (with Nina Elle, Chanel Preston, Jasmine Jae) at Brazzers Extra. Mr. Keiran Lee of Derby, England, husband of Kristin Price and owner of the world’s most highly valued penis: This is Your ZZ Life!