Halloween Porno Preview

Moms Bang Teens / Anastasia Rose, Cory Chase

Grab your spirit gum and reattach your fright masks, folks, ’cause Halloween is mere days away and the porn world is already celebrating with an advanced guard of salacious and scandalous hardcore encounters that stick very closely to a Halloween theme. No pumpkin-headed blowjobs this year, though, folks – at least, not yet. Thanks to a few forward-looking sites eager to set the cartoonish tone this particular festival tends to throw on our porno.

Reality Kings’ resident Milf-teen-boyfriend threesome site, Moms Bang Teens, kicked off its Halloween celebrations by sending young lovers Anastasia Rose and Chad White on a trick-or-treating mission to wicked witch Cory Chase’s house. The resulting “tricks” leave everyone pretty exhausted but with smiles on their faces.

At that irreverent and deviant of interracial hardcore networks, Dogfart, you’ll find Melissa Moore in her laziest sheep costume wielding an orange candy bucket. She wanders up to a neighborhood game of hoops and finds that her interruption earns her fourteen individual loads from the BBC-wielding ballers for a much messier, sticker, all-covering costume.

Over at Naughty America, zombie movie fan Nicole Aniston pranks two other movie buffs, scaring one off and leaving the other alone to occupy her time and orifices. Exotic4K, for its part, welcomes newcomer Jaye Summers in a scene appropriately entitled Halloween Anal that sees the bunny-costumed cutie toy her ass in preparation for a deep POV pounding.

Before the big night actually arrives expect another pair of blogs from Mr. Pink’s detailing not only the rest of the Halloween-themed hardcore slate set for us this year, but focusing on two of the most acclaimed and debauched studios and their unique All Hallow’s offerings. Brazzers and Burning Angel.

Jordi’s American Journey

Jordi El Niño Polla

All this election-season talk of illegal immigrants stealing the jobs, money, and pussy the men of the USA believe to be rightly theirs got me thinking… You see plenty of immigrants in porn, women and men both, and it could be argued that such a profession is both a negative and a positive result of an illegal presence. (Though I’m sure Jordi’s papers are in order.) Adopting an disapproving attitude, you might see someone like recent Brazzers discovery Jordi El Niño Polla, a Spaniard mentored by Nacho Vidal and brought to the US by the ZZ to plow the fields of their female stars, as a threat to American masculinity. But really that’s only half of it.

Jordi, whose diminutive frame and youthful looks belie a massive member, more favorably viewed could be a pinch hitter coming in to relieve our own coliective sexual exhaustion. Or, unless it’s too threatening, maybe he’s a gift for our beloved female citizenry, their desires also leaning younger and more dominant every day. Whatever your stance, Jordi’s seemingly here to stay, already shooting for Brazzers a selection of thirty exclusive hardcore encounters.

At times playing a teen or twenty-something boyfriend to the likes of JoJo Kiss or Alex Grey, Jordi is just as often cast alongside a mature woman whose MILFy hold over the young star is immediately apparent. After being bathed by Leigh Darby and Alexis Fawx on two separate occasions, and after pounding Diamond Jackson and Nikki Benz on the tennis court, Ryan Conner in a shower stall, tag-teaming Rebecca Moore with one of Brazzers’ other resident foreigners, Keiran Lee, and crashing his bicycle after spying neighborhood cougar Veronica Avluv shooting him flirtatious glances only for them to turn into spit-moistened strokes, Jordi’s next assignment sees him jumping in the shower with girlfriend Megan Rain only to be interrupted then joined by her stepmom Ava Addams.

Clearly Jordi’s arrival on our shores is all part of Brazzers’ bold attempt at claiming new female viewers and grabbing guys before they hit twenty-five, making them fans for life. Jordi, a stunned expression on his face as his hefty dick disappear into another American throat, is a surrogate for all of us who, no matter what we tell ourselves mid-viewing or mid-fap, would probably pass out if ever faced with real pornstar pussy. He’s just a surrogate that’s doing a better job than many millions of local boys. Is this where globalization is leading us, into one another’s countries to fuck foreign women for our pleasure and theirs? If so, that’s an economic model I’m sure we can all get behind.

Brazzers review

Halloween the GirlsWay Way

Girls' Way's "Little Red"

With Halloween fast approaching and every bar conversation I’ve overheard in the last two weeks touching upon the best tactics of annoying brat avoidance or where to find the “raddest” costumes fit for cocktail parties, numerous adult studios and sites are turning their attention once again to the costumed fetish wonderland that is porn come Halloween time. One studio that’s already well equipped to satisfy those hitting its homepage for All Hallow’s thrills is the acclaimed all-female outfit GirlsWay.

After last year’s apocalyptic thriller The Turning, GirlsWay directors Bree Mills and Stills By Alan, Little Red might seem a more gentle effort, but first impressions can be deceiving. Based (obviously) on the classic European folk fairytale Little Red Riding Hood, about a gullible young girl visiting her grandmother only to find a hungry wolf disguised in her place, the five-part feature series is scheduled to air its finale on October 31st with episodes one-through-four already available. Presented in 1080p High Definition videos filled with rich scarlet reds and haunting blacks sees Cassidy Klein play the hooded hottie as she ventures, naked as a jaybird through the midnight forest, on a very different path to the Red we’ve known all these years. Grandma (Kendra Lust) is having some problems and a Social Worker (April O’Neil) aims to set shit right. But with a crime ring, a she-wolf (Abigail Mac), a hippie flower child, and the keywords facesitting, tribbing, lingerie, and family role-play all factoring in to varying degrees, Red’s not likely to end up being eaten by the wolf, at least not in the traditional sense. There’s plenty of eating going on here, don’t get me wrong, but the finale, which boasts O’Neil, Mac, Lust, and Klein in one giant, sweaty, heaving pile of sapphic carnality, has so much more in store for GirlsWay’s devoted members and, if you’re into all-girl ecstasy, you too.

GirlsWay review