A lot can change in a year. Relationships blossom and bloom (or fall apart), the housing market can nosedive, and unhinged radicals can lead the charge to the US Presidency, all in 12 months. Just under a year since its last installment, a classic Bang Bros site appears to be undergoing a revival, one that fans hope will last long into the next year. Folks, let’s welcome Party of 3 back to the Bang Bros stable!
“No dicks to be found here,” begins the Party of 3 site synopsis, “only the sexiest girls with the best bodies exploring each other and making sure there are orgasms for all!” Starring first-timers and veteran lesbians, Party of 3 had been one of Bang Bros’ showcase sites until it stopped updating back in October of 2013. Trios of unfathomably fuckable pornstars combined at this site to pleasure each other in ways most guys can’t even conceive of. And, oh man, the trios (and occasional quartets) really had the small screen sizzling. Alina Li, Sasha Meow, and Eva Lovia all writing around together on a sofa bed in the summertime? Keisha Grey spreading herself to let both Ms. Lovia (before she tied herself to exclusively to Digital Playground) and pale beauty Olga Snow lap at her neatly-tufted snatch? How could you gloss over such accomplishments, Bang Bros, and shelve a site this great?
The departure of Eva Lovia, often cast as the lead lesbian experimenter, from the Bros’ ranks may have had something to do with Party of 3’s drop-off, but things are looking up now that a brand new scene has landed, one starring Uma Jolie and Blake Eden. Yeah, that’s right, the Bang Bros don’t adhere to “rules” or “strongly implied suggestions of three-woman sex scenes,” and chosen to relaunch Party of 3 with a steamy one-on-one seduction. Sure, it’d be nice to see Mercedes Lynn step back into the fold, strap-on lubed and ready, but this is still a promising revival of a Bang Bros classic many of us have greatly missed.
Really, from this point (and I don’t just mean numerical related to its content count), the only way for Party of 3 to go is (along with its viewers) up.
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Mononymous German/Irish/Mexican pornstar Yhivi burst onto the scene back in 2014 with a scene for then-superstar James Deen’s official website, immediately showing off her fondness for anal sex, spitting, and slapping. Talk about a first impression! Soon booked to shoot for every major adult studio and plenty of smaller independent outfits, Yhivi quickly extraordinarily popular and it’s easy to see why: a glowingly sex-positive attitude, a deviant mind, supreme saliva production, and a love of all things anal. Hey, it didn’t hurt that most people (accurately) took her for something of an artist, intellectual, pop-culture nerd either. After much success in the middle echelons of porn, Yhivi is about to step forward in her own showcase movie directed by Aiden Riley, Yhivi Does it.
Arriving through Evil Angel and Belladonna Productions on August 24, Yhivi Does It details the enormous array of kinky things the 5’1″ deviant enjoys doing on screen. From a one-on-one lesbian encounter with Ella Nova in a kitchen filled with phallic flirt and vegetables put to kinky use to the final curious DP scene with Mark Wood and Bill Bailey, the breadth of Yhivi’s desire is plainly evident. And, thanks to masterful direction from Riley, it all comes off as little more than a peek into the everyday sexual habits of one of porn’s most genuinely exciting young stars.
The six-hour feature also shows Yhivi having her ass filled by monster Markus Dupree and blow-banged by a class of wood working students eager to collectively food her filthy mouth with spooge. Constantly grinning with glee and even managing a giggle while her throat fills with dick and fingers fill her other holes to capacity, Yhivi is set to charm your pants off and have your eyes glued to her (pretty damn compelling) Tumblr for any little Yhivi tidbits she sees fit to toss your way.
Yhivi Does It is released to DVD and VOD August 24th through Evil Angel and Belladonna Entertainment.
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Since its July 6 release, augmented reality game Pokémon Go has captured the imaginations (and free time) of millions of players worldwide. As Mr. Pink’s reported to you last week, the game has also captured the imagination of pornographers both amateur and pro. After we previously noted Pokémon-themed porn efforts from Team Skeet’s Exxxtra Small and Teen Pies, RK (Reality Kings) Prime, and Cosplay Babes, another wave of Poké-porn arrived to further milk the world’s reigning gaming trend.
Arguably the king of porn parody mountain, Brazzers didn’t spare any costuming expenses for its Pornstar Go: a XXX Parody production, the results of which went live on Monday. Replacing the super powered pocket monsters with magical pornstars who vanish from porn sets across the valley, Brazzers has Spanish newcomer Jordi El Niño Polla hunting for Ella Hughes, Patty Michova, and Alexa Tomas in an effort to return them to their rightful homes at Brazzers HQ. A trio of women this irresistible shouldn’t need any extra incentive to pursue, but once captured, they reveal their true animalistic intentions.
Taking a less fantastic angle on Poké-porn, Bryan Gozzling’s Hookup Hotshot site brought to our attention a skinny raven-haired Ivy Aura. Keeping with Gozzling’s social media focus, Ivy is recruited to accompany our host on some Pokémon Go hunts only to find he’s far more interested in fingering her asshole, urinating in her mouth, and unloading his seed onto her expectant face – and they don’t even get around to catching any Pokémon!
While it’s unlikely this is the last of the Pokémon parody porn coming your way in this time of near-global Poké-fever, it’s clearer than ever that a pop-culture phenomenon doesn’t require any greater inclusion in porn than a brief reference made by jaw-dropping new starlet. (But hey, check out Ella Hughes in costume – that sure doesn’t hurt!)