Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 29th, 2016

mrpinksIn just one week at Mr. Pink’s we’ve covered the filthy, the foxy, and the utterly fantastic, all in brand-new porn reviews of some of the ‘net’s hottest adult websites. Adult Doorway and Hardcore Doorway, a pair of networks needing some work but still drawing plenty of attention, delivered some astounding face-fucking, cum-swallowing, and ass-fucking deviancy. Pretty Dirty, from Bree Mills and Stills by Alan, took the GirlsWay theme and showed as a bold new take on narrative-driven hetero porn. Adult Empire Unlimited, unfortunately without downloads, nevertheless proved how awesome a streaming porn service can be with mobile and Roku platforms and 4K Ultra-HD videos! I can’t guarantee next week will be this thrilling, but, hey, I’ll see what I can dig up to keep you informed, entertained, and pointed in the right porno direction.

Elegant Angel’s Annual Parade

Elegant Angel

Every year, around the same time, after the major industry awards for the previous season have been handed out and those performers have had a little time to bathe in the acclaim, Elegant Angel, one of US porn’s stalwart studios, releases a set of feature titles celebrating those who took home Performer of the Year trophies at the 2016 AVN Awards. This year’s crop of talent ranges from first-time nominees already well versed in anal and DP activities to a woman who’s won two-thirds of every AVN All-Girl Performer of the Year statues awarded thus far, features some returning champs from last years titles, and brings one brand-new feature to the roster: and this one’s for the ladies.

Lesbian Performer of the Year is the newest addition to Elegant Angel’s annual post-awards porno bonanza and every one of its cover starlets earned an AVN nomination in that category this past January. In EA’s four-scene celebration, Vanessa Veracruz and Raven Rocket are paired together, Tara Morgan and Jenna Sativa prove themselves almost absurdly flexible, Jayden Cole and Kenna James pry open and explore each other in adoring detail, and Sasha Heart invites the cosplaying Canadian herself, Tanya Tate, to teach her a thing or two.

Best New Starlets 2016 again sees a cast loaded with AVN nominees who made significant first (and subsequent) impressions over the course of 2015, many of them launching into on-screen anal sex much earlier than previous years’ nominees. With a focus on threesomes and frenetic anal, this year’s Best New Starlets showcases Abella Danger doing what she does best (or, more accurately, where she takes it best), Katrina Jade and Morgan Lee passing a BBC back and forth, and Rachel Madori riding in pink fishnets, while Cassidy Klein and Megan Rain bring it all back home in an explosive anal cock-sharing session.

Elegant Angel knows better than to focus solely on the younger generations of performers and continued its two other awards-focused series (Female) Performers of the Year and MILF Performers of the Year in 2016 with contributions from, among others, Kendra Lust, AJ Applegate, Keisha Grey, and the recently returned Ryan Conner. For details on those two epic carnal celebrations, though, you’ll have to check back here next week for more from Mr. Pink’s.

Kink: Amalgamated

Kink.comSince its inception back in 1997, existed as an assortment of largely independent websites all operating under the general guidance of Public Enemy #69, Kink founder Peter Acworth. With recent controversies surrounded the company and its base of operations at the San Francisco Armory, the future of the always-challenging BDSM studio wasn’t as clear as it once had been. A recent announcement has quelled any suspicions that Kink was going anywhere and instead streamlined the company’s subscription offers to bring everything branded with a bed red K into one package.

Kink has always felt like a porno outlier, content to shoot its esoteric content for a limited audience then happy to ride the wave of success and notoriety that naturally flowed its way. Now with its Kink Unlimited program, the most loved and loathed studio in porn packs the agendas of all its subscribers with everything from the all-female anal explorations of Everything Butt to the utter brutality of Hardcore Gangbang, Public Disgrace’s daring humiliations, and the sci-fi masturbation of Fucking Machines. For a service of this magnitude, excellence, and sophistication, the $49.99 being asked of prospective members by Kink seems quite reasonable. In all fairness, though, this deal won’t really suit those only interested in a single site, especially if said site is one now falling from Kink’s list of priorities. The network hub does connect to 24 sites, however, and there’s hardly a porn viewer alive who can’t find something truly, awesomely arousing among them.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have call my landlord and explain why watching French women tied up and taunted in public is more important than paying rent on time.