Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 26th, 2017

mrpinksA neat little twofer from Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews this week, folks, and this duo concerns fakery and mainstream notoriety. Fake Hub’s seven coercive, corruptive hardcore sites feature backseat fucks, public pickups, and casting sessions gone sex romps and it’s all delivered in strong HD. PornHub Premium, on the other hand, delves into almost every imaginable porno niche with dozens upon dozens of Premium Channels peddling everything from housewife fucking to San Franciscan Hipsters Gone Wild. Three Channels are so solid they’re being showcased this week on Mr. Pink’s blog so be sure to check them out as thoroughly as your monitor allows then return here next week for more marvels of the pornographic arts!

PornHub Premium’s Semi-Pros

PornHub is known the world over as the “YouTube of porn,” and for good reason. Almost anything imaginable by the human sexual mind can be found there, from foot fetishism to homemade futanari, gloryholes to fan-made “compilation” videos. PornHub Premium, the affordable members-only portion of the megabyte, may proudly boast of its partnerships with mainstream studios like Digital Playground and Brazzers but it’s also home to some underrated and undersign performers and porn creators straddling the amateur and professional industries.

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Owen Gray is a familiar face to Kink.com subscribers, his alphabet leg tattoo and chest scars being easy identifiers. Having already proven himself in the pro circuit, Gray has taken to PornHub to release modestly produced hardcore scenes often shot in his own home, scenes that see him paired with pornstars, amateur Californians, and women who simply want to fuck him on camera. Among the best of Gray’s PornHub channel are intimate yet raucous scenes with Lily Lane, “alt babe” Jane Jupiter, cam girl Ariele Peach, and a thrilling creampie with a slender redhead named Alice X.

Net Video Girls has been courting, casting, and cumming on wannabe models and soon-to-be-pornstars for many years but it’s even more accessible now. A dedicated NVG PornHub Premium channel provides 158 of the best POV-heavy NVG conquests, recent visitors like Betty, a thick Latina babe, and Sloan, a fierce blonde who takes on the NVG cameraman and another calendar girl auditioner on two separate occasions.

MomPOV is arguably the finest point-of-view amateur MILF-fest around these days and it shines on PornHub Premium with over 150 videos on hand. From younger but no-less experienced women like Jamie (Jackson) to genuine middle-aged amateurs like tattooed blonde Jesse and tall, athletic Stevie to one-and-done forty-somethings like the stunning (and stunningly busty) mode/actress Tyra.

Digging even deeper into PornHub Premium’s various offerings that skirt the professional and the amateur results in many worthwhile finds, so grab your virtual content shovel and get real-world sexy, why don’t ya?

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 17th, 2017

mrpinksLast week we warned you that the British were coming and could very well take over our beloved homegrown US adult industry. At Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews this week we’ve left the Brits on the blog – Beating on a Budget with FakeHub – and instead delved into two very different Virtual Reality efforts and one legendary studio’s new online home. The latter, Elegant Angel’s streaming-only official site may lack downloads but never lacks sexual intensity, bringing viewers thousands and thousands of epic fuck-a-thons. Virtual Porn Desire ran through some standard porno tropes, capturing them in 3D VR videos that, frankly, fall short compared to BaDoinkVR’s awesome fantasy encounters with US and Euro stars by the dozens. Until next time, folks, don’t dive too far into VR or you’ll never come up for air.

Beating on a Budget with FakeHub

You can’t trust anyone these days. Whether it’s your mortgage lender, health insurer, or someone personally, intimately close to you, it often seems everyone we rely upon is bound to let us down, deceive us, or deny us at some point. For the gullible, easily influenced women of London, England, however, there’s a mysterious new entity roaming the streets and threatening to pull them from everyday life into a temporary flurry of taboo sexual activity. FakeHub, the network home of seven sites all built around a premise of deceit and coercion, sees taxis, driving schools, hospital, casting agents, and other staples of the social environment corrupting those that come in search of aid or assistance. Fake Taxi picks up women who agree to suck and fuck in lieu of paying a fare. Fake Hospital replaces medical treatment with heavy-handed molestation and gurney sex. Fake Cop breaks laws left, right, and center, snagging some civilian pussy while on duty. Four sites all rendering some version of the “dirty casting agent” trope – Fake Agent, Fake Agent UK, Public Agent, and Female Agent – again push boundaries, test taboos, and cement FakeHub’s reputation as one dynamic and determined new British studio.

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Now discounted by Mr. Pink’s to the supremely affordable monthly price of $17.95, the already hefty 2,479-scene network archive is fairly evenly distributed among the sites, every site but Fake Agent UK delivering weekly updates to their own archives. Although a few other Fake-branded sites exist off-network – Fake Driving School being arguably the best – the seven making up FakeHub are still a damn fine deal for reality-porn fans.

THE MATH:
The seven FakeHub sites can be access for one month at $17.95, leaving each site costing $2.56-a-month. The 2,479 scenes now online can be seen as costing approximately 0.72¢ each. Taken as a whole, that might not be an offer that’ll blow you away, but after examining what FakeHub seems so proud of, its wild, sweaty, casual romps and realizing that each gem of an encounter with, let’s say, the utterly dreamy and delightfully curvy Ava Dalush, international superstar Armana Miller, or seven-time taxi-cab-conquest Alessa Savage costs less than one solitary cent, you’ll be diving headfirst into FakeHub’s seemingly endless supply of risqué real-world carnality.

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