Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – March 30th, 2018

mrpinksAs the Christian world (and anyone else who wants to get in on the non-religious festivities) celebrates Easter, the porn world is dressing every starlet in bunny ears and putting her to work bouncing on some solid-as dicks. Check out Mr. Pink’s Blog for a best-of this year’s Easter selections. As for reviews, this week we’re working for our non-heteronormative readers with two reviews of almost-entirely-male operations. Raging Stallion’s HD streaming emporium provides ample thrills for a gay audience while even more impressive is Next Door Studios, a network of 17 sites ranging from solo stroke-fests to hot homo hookups and even some hetero experimentation with the super-sexy young women of porn. Next week will not only see many us awaken from an alcohol-and-chocolate induced stupor but will have Mr. Pink’s tackling two very different adult sites, so best return then for another dose of online depravity as detailed by yours truly!

Brazzers review

Easter’s Bouncing Bunnies!

The porn world sees damn near every public holiday or celebratory day of loosened inhibitions as a chance to indulge in some rather ludicrous fantasies. St. Patrick’s Day sees young women playing cock-hungry leprechauns. At Christmas, every porn starlet seems to don a Santa hat or wrap herself in ribbons and bows. Easter, the Christian festival commemorating the death and resurrection of Christ, may seem like an odd holiday to inject into hardcore entertainment, but there’s one Easter element that’s totally fair game to the generally religiously apathetic porn world: the Easter Bunny.

Brazzers Easter porn

A number of major porn networks are getting in on the Easter action this year, casting a handful of porn’s most vigorous cock-riders to don a cute pair of bunny ears, a small fluffy tail, and bounce their incredible bodies all over their gobsmacked partner. Kicking things off early over a week ago, Nubiles Porn site Moms Teach Sex had Jennifer White and her rabbit-costumed husband get into a spot of saucy confusion when Jen’s stepson finds the costume and decides to embark on a mother- and sister-fucking Easter adventure for more confusing even than most step-cest scenarios.

Team Skeet site Exxxtra Small also gussied up some guy in a kinda-sorta-creepy bunny suit, but thankfully he got paired with a delightful spinner named Summer Brooks. Also wearing bunny ears and a tiny tail, Summer proceeds to hook up with her newfound friend and they attempt to repopulate the Earth with, uh, humans dressed as bunnies, I guess. (I’ll be damned if Ms. Brooks doesn’t look scorching in those POV shots, though!)

Valentina Nappi was already almost impossibly sexy but appearing at Bang Bros with bunny ears perched on her head, her body squeezed into a tiny white bikini, and a desire to show her new pal Donny Rock a trick or two. Sliding off her bikini bottoms and opening her thighs, Valentina proceeds to pushes Easter eggs from her perfect ass. That’s enough for Donnie to drop any pretense and he whips his cock out for an oral, vaginal, and anal filling as only the incomparable Ms. Nappi can provide.

The most bombastic and visually extravagant Easter special to appear in porn this year, Baby Got Boobs over at Brazzers brings a candy-colored feast starring two of porn’s most voluptuous new stars. Ella Knox and Giselle Palmer wear barely-there lacy one-pieces with the requisite tails and ears, and look so good to each other that bodies meet and fluids start flowing well before Van Wylde even enters. Once he does, though, the pair lovingly work him into an eruptive frenzy, catching his load on their chins, bowties, and ample breasts.

The “reason for the season” notwithstanding, porn seems to be celebrating Easter in all the right ways. A variety of personalities, body types, and sexual attitudes all gearing up for a chocolate-fueled long weekend or bouncing and riding to remember. After no doubt denying yourself self-pleasure during Lent (“LOL”), what better way to enjoy the Easter holidays!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – March 22nd, 2018

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s, we dipped into elaborate surveillance/cheating/cuckolding porn then ducked over to France to see what one of Europe’s greatest living pornographers has been up to of late. Shamed Sluts, the brand-new 4K-sporting effort from Fetish Network, follows suspected cheaters as they meet, flirt, and fuck with guys who definitely aren’t their boyfriends. (They’re watching the explicit footage at another location.) Just as kinky but in a totally different way, Dorcel Club delivers the best work by Marc Dorcel and company, work that scales the heights of erotic and artistic ambition – and now looks absolutely mind-blowing in 4K – all in one tidy Euro-centric package. GirlsWay, the subject of Mr. Pink’s most recent guest review at Sugarcookie, gets its own Beating on a Budget blog this week as we feature a great deal on one of the ‘net’s best all-female porno enterprises. Until next week, rejoice and be fappy!