Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 25th, 2018

mrpinksThere’s nothing quite like finally finding that one adult website you’ve been aching for for years and this week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we’re featuring two such sites. Couples Cinema offers its members a curated selection of free and pay-per-view titles touching on romance porn, BDSM, and emotional dramas, delivering HD streams of the world’s most couples-friendly fuck flicks. Virtual Pee offers something else entirely, something most of its members would be reluctant to share with a partner: virtual reality voyeurism featuring women into self-soiling watersports. Pissing on themselves, their clothes, their friends, and even the furniture, all before your very eyes in VR, the women of Virtual Pee make it a must-see for piss-fans and an out-there curiosity to everyone else. Next week, return for more tales from the expanses of human sexual experience (and entertainment) from yours truly, Mr. Pink!

The Return of Fuck Team Five

These days, Bang Bros is known more for its parade of eager porno newbies and bonafide stars performing in casual, colorful one-on-one scenes. Even though Bang Bus is still going strong, it’s not as often associated with porn culture like it was years ago. Brown Bunnies, Big Tit Cream Pie, and My Dirty Maid all deliver solid HD hardcore on a regular basis, but there are some fans who have missed the more anarchic Bang Bros adventures of old, the kind that had them seen as the scourge of our porn-viewing populace. Those days may be returning, if the recent resurgence of activity at Fuck Team Five is any indication.

Bang Bros

Fuck Team Five concerns, as its name suggests, a crew of pornstars (sometimes five-strong) roaming the streets saving lives and sucking dicks. Well, sort of. Fuck Team Five episodes of yore were kind of like a roving gang of women roping random dudes into impromptu orgies and it seems the new episodes are basically following suit. The first to arrive on May 26, ‘Porn Casting Surprise!’ sees Krissy Lynn, Rose Monroe, and Valentina Jewels surprise a studio waiting room full of male porno hopefuls with a wild, orgiastic audition. Throwing their ample curves around until the handful of guys who manage to get hard are left utterly speechless, this (the return of Fuck Team Five?) seemed almost too good to be true.

Then, four weeks later, another one hit. This time the setup is more familiar. In ‘We’re Taking Over,’ Rose Monroe returns, along with Brandi Bee and one of porn’s most devastating seductresses, Ariella Ferrera, to take over a t-shirt printshop, finding at least one dick to play with but, more importantly, Stella Ray, a curvy, tattooed employee who couldn’t be more down to fuck our three porn goddesses.

We may have to wait another month before the next Fuck Time Five adventure pops up to amaze and appall different segments of the American public, but it’s not like Bang Bros is a network devoid of hugely entertaining HD fuckery, so if you like your porn truly wild and exuberant, go see your Bros.

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Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 18th, 2018

mrpinksAt Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews this week, we took a fresh look at two flagship sites from one of Europe’s most acclaimed smut-peddlers. Denys Defrancesco’s Hands On Hardcore and Only Blowjob detail all kinds of carnal excitement in HD and UHD episodes that confirm DDF as one of the world’s premiere porno outfits. In need of some exercise and human social contact? You could find a local sports bar playing the World Cup or you could strap on your VR headset, check out this week’s blog, and see who’s aiming to claim to World Blowjob Cup over at VR Bangers, where Ryan Keely corrals a dozen pairs of today’s lustiest lips into testing their skills against, well, “you!” This is one competition where you don’t want to miss a single second, trust me, I’m Pink!