When it comes to our own individual porno preferences and tastes, a real bro knows. What I mean is, a good, close friend is likely to either know (because you’ve told them) or accurately suppose (because they know you) where on the pornographic spectrum your attention is most likely to fall. Perhaps he correctly interprets your otherwise bizarre love of Nicki Minaj as a fondness for African American women of amply curvaceous proportion. Or perhaps you’ve shared numerous stories over beers, stories about sexual misadventures, impossibly exciting partners, or total duds that left you laughing. The point is, your pals know. The real ones, anyway.
Showing your buddies that they mean the world to you can be easy-as-pie with porn on your side. Simply figure out their preferred kink or sexual curio and purchase accordingly. Me, I’ve a friend whose very specific interest is in pegging porn shot from the female POV. I will therefore be purchasing said pal a copy of Dana Vespoli’s POV Boy-Toy Adventures on DVD. Also from Evil Angel, that unquestioned haven of debauchery, comes another DVD release I’ll be slipping another friend this Christmas, a DVD that tickles his particular bone, Manuel Ferrara’s recently released Dirty Talk, which sees Megan Rain, Phoenix Marie, Romi Rain, and Kayden Kross (aka Mrs. Ferrara) spouting seductive, salacious filthy verbiage at Manny as he wields the camera much like in his Raw series. That should keep my verbally-inclined pal entertained for a while!
Not every black dude has a gigantic schlong and those not so gifted in that particular department, like a certain pal of mine (or so he’s complained), might enjoy the interracial efforts of Greg Lansky and his Blacked crew. In My First Interracial Vol. 5, Anna Morna, Sydney Cole, Kate England, and sultry redhead Gwen Stark take on the thickest, heaviest black penises in porn, moaning and cooing every inch of the way. Interracial Threesomes Vol. 2, released back in October, sees trios comprised of hot young pornstar beauties and the aforementioned black studs in various combinations. Lovers of blonde babes will be thrilled with Alli Rae and Cadence Lux as they take on Michael Williams, and brunette fans with Abella Danger and Keisha Grey’s intense working of each other and of one of the biggest dicks in porn. Dakota James, lucky little thing she is, gets two huge fellas all to herself in this Blacked issue’s final scene, one that’ll knock any interracial porn fan off his feet. (Oh, and also from Lansky is Being Riley, an all-anal adventure starring everyone’s favorite giggling fuck-toy Riley Reid at Tushy.)
For any female friends who haven’t become fed up with your preoccupation with porn, there’s always the self-pleasure staples: vibrating phalluses, dildos, buzzing button stimulators, and a whole different style of porn. If she’s into ladies, even if only onscreen and in fantasies, a GirlsWay membership should be right up her proverbial alley, while entirely hetero female friends might prefer TrenchcoatX, a “curated smut” site operated by Kayden Kross and Stoya that offers a more gender-neutral take on hardcore erotica.
These gift ideas might not occupy the biggest boxes beneath your tree, nor are they the most extravagant or trendy – for that there’s always the porn-ready Virtual Reality units Samsung Gear VR or the forthcoming Oculus Rift – but they are likely to leave a very content smile on the face of your closest, dearest, horniest friends. And isn’t that what the holiday season is really all about?