Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 2nd, 2017

mrpinksMr. Pink’s this week sees two hot-as-fuck sites go under the Pink-O-Scope for detailed analysis and assessment and there’s one person ultimately responsible for both: acclaimed director Mason. Continuing our look at her burgeoning super-network, we reviewed both EroticaX, an atmospheric take on romance-porn that doesn’t skimp on the graphic fucking, and XEmpire, the four-site network that ties all of Mason’s excellent digital efforts together in one tidy package. On the blog we’re hoping bottles and rolling blunts in celebration of the return of pint-sized superstar dynamo Madison Ivy and you, dear reader, are invited to join in!

Madison Ivy: Back on Her Knees

Standing at 4’11″ and known for her sculpted figure, devotion to cannabis, and enthusiasm for rave culture and the club scene, Ms. Madison Ivy, German-American stunner and fan-favourite performer has finally returned after more than a year away from a porn set. After enduring a car accident in January of 2015 which left her immobilized and requiring four surgeries, one resulting in four screws placed in her back to mend a fractured spine, many fans figured Ivy would be out of porn for good. Docs initially gave her an 8% chance of survival, but the diminutive superstar and Brazzers contract performer simply had more fucking to get to and more blunts to smoke. Now, after much anticipation, she’s back!

Brazzers Madison Ivy

Appearing on Brazzers eXXtra in a scene entitled ‘Return of Ivy,’ Madison makes sure her absence wasn’t in vain, coming back stronger and more focused than ever. Paired with Keiran Lee and given ample opportunity to send him into a frenzy with a long and glamorous striptease, Ms. Ivy, dressed in crimson lingerie and fishnet stockings, works Lee’s pole as a VIP customer at the club where her character works the pole for a salivating audience. In typical Madison Ivy style, there’s plenty of woman-on-top riding, a little exaggerated facial expressions and moaning, and some great moments of size comparison that make both Keiran’s dick look enormous and Madison’s mouth and pussy like the tightest and most inviting orifices in all of porn.

Contracted exclusively to Brazzers before her accident – and thankfully able to knock out one anal scene for the ZZ back in 2014, it makes perfect sense to see her comeback scene on a Brazzers site. What remains to be seen, though, is where her subsequent turns before camera will end up. Is it all Brazzers for the near future or will other studios be enticing her over for a payday we can all be thrilled about? Whatever the case, Madison Ivy’s return is cause for much celebration!

Brazzers review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – July 26th, 2017

mrpinksMr. Pink, once again on the hunt for the best and boldest and bangingest porn on the ‘net, has scoured site listings and search results and come up with a trio of worthy competitors for the highest prize in carnal entertainment: your time, money, attention, and fluids. This week we looked at two sites from Mason, adult director du jour: black-on-white interracial wonderland DarkX and the more conventional (but hardly mainstream) anal, DP, and gangbang-heavy HardX, both excellent efforts within their niches. Also on the agenda, an Italian effort filled with picturesque locations, romantic seductions, and passionate, sensual sex. La Sublime XXX also features a bunch of excellent work from a Mr. Pink’s fave, Valentina Nappi, and is well worth checking out whatever your international language skills may be. Sex is, after all, a globally understood language of love, lust, and pleasure. Until next week when we’ll have more from Mason’s booming XEmpire and another look at our old pal and celebrity porn purveyor Mr. Skin, keep it cocky, y’all!

Beating on a Budget with XEmpire

XEmpire

Last week on Mr. Pink’s blog we focused our attention on the return of formerly retired porno superstar Tori Black and her fiery femme-on-femme scene with Aidra Fox, a scene exclusively available on LesbianX, a brand new all-female hardcore site from much-award, highly acclaimed director Mason. Now let’s take a financially-minded look at the blossoming XEmpire network, home not only to LesbianX but also three other excellent sites. Discounted from $29.95 to $14.95, your first month inside XEmpire runs the same cost as joining any of the four individual network sites. How can this be? Has Mason gone mad? Yeah, mad for the attention of devoted porn lovers, maybe, but that’s hardly a problem.

DarkX’s interracial (read: black man with white woman) scenarios touch upon drama and narrative but keep things raunchy and very graphic, as does the always intense HardX and its more than 400 scenes of ribald fucking delights (from tender ass play and creampies to DPs, TPs, and gangbangs galore). LesbianX doesn’t hold back like so many all-female sites these days, showcasing heated pairs of lusty women vigorously exploring and enjoying each others’ bodies. EroticaX takes a slightly different approach, dwelling on seduction and foreplay for a far more romantic and couples-friendly take on hardcore porn. Now brought together under the XEmpire banner, Mason’s four distinct efforts are bound to prove irresistible to many a XXX fan.

THE MATH:
Breaking down XEmpire by website brings your per-site cost to a meagre $3.74-a-month, a bargain even if you’re only interested in one or two XEmpire properties. Taken on a scene-by-scene basis, however, the bargain is even more apparent. With a total network archive counting 771 scenes at present, each encounter, whether gently erotic or soaked in pure unadulterated lust, comes to less than two cents, 1.93¢ each to be more precise. At that price, every single Mason-directed carnal collision of professional bodies seen at XEmpire is not only affordable as hell, but so damn affordable you’d be mad not to dive in for a much closer look through the blossoming collection.

XEmpire’s $14.95 first-month introductory offer won’t likely last long, so be sure to take a gander and seize this opportunity before Mason & Co. rather sensibly up their prices.