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Smooshing and Screaming

Every Thursday night a rapidly declining percentage of the population of the United States tunes in to MTV for another rage-inducing episode of Jersey Shore, the reality show phenomenon that dumps four “guidos” and four “guidettes” into a share house off the boardwalk of the New Jersey shore and follows them as they drink, dance, and argue their way through another summer. Me, I’ve got a soft spot for the house newest resident, Deena, the self-described “blast in a glass,” who constantly seems to be unlucky in both love and lust while her roommates “get it in” on a near-nightly basis. Those in committed relationships, as absurd as that may seem, don’t seem to mind rubbing their sexual proclivities in Deena’s face, which is exactly what Jenni “JWOWW” Farley did on the most recent episode, The Truth Will Set You Free.

Intent on celebrating her one-year anniversary with muscle-bound boyfriend, Roger, with a night-long romp in the house “smoosh room” (where roommates takes their latest sexual conquests for a bit of privacy), JWOWW dragged her BFF (and America’s punching bag) Snooki to an adult novelty store and stocked up on supplies. Bringing home fake rose petals, bottles of Gatorade, fluffy pink handcuffs, and a Clone-a-Willy kit with which to immortalize Roger’s manhood, JWOWW was ensuring that her man’s jaw would be dragging along the presumably filthy shore house floor all the way to sexual heaven. Two key components of JWOWW’s seductive arsenal were The Screaming O Vibrating Ring and its big brother, The Big O, both of which are award-winning vibrating cock-rings designed to enhance pleasure for both partners when worn at the base of Rog… uh, “the man’s” erection.

These two most important items in her carnal armory we both snatched from a small red-and-white counter display and the company responsible for them, The Screaming O, seems mighty proud to be so blatantly featured on the show. “We’re glad we made it a special night for them,” The Screaming O’s Keith Caggiano told AVN. “The Screaming O helps couples stay connected , and since JWOWW and her boyfriend can’t see each other every day using our relationship tools and fun sexessories will surely keep things interesting.” Ah, “relationship tools,” is that what they’re called by folks in the know?

The Further Adventures of James Deen

In all my years as a sexually active heterosexual male, I have only twice occasioned to obtain biblical knowledge of a partner who held more than a vague curiosity in the pornographic arts. One of these women had numerous sexual problems – anorgasmia, bouts of frigidity, “Daddy issues”, and compulsive self-degradation – while the other was the polar opposite. Able to orgasm almost at will, this woman – we’ll call her Miss. B – enjoyed watching porn by herself, with friends, with lovers, and pretty much whenever she was mildly bored and slightly horny. I discovered this not by her asking me to watch porn with her, but because of a flippant remark she made regarding my alleged resemblance to her favorite pornstar, Mr. James Deen.

Widely regarded as one of the most likable dudes in porn, James Deen, a 27-year-old native of Pasadena, has been lighting up the skin-filled screen for nearly eight years, appearing in a reported 2000 films. In that time he has not only filled the mouths, pussies, and assholes of porn’s most popular women, but charmed his way into the hearts of a legion of female fans. So famously endearing, Deen even attracted the attention of ABC News, supposedly due to the abundance of these female fans.

As reported by Nightline’s Cecilia Vega, Deen remains unaware of why he appeals to so many young women, supposing that it might be his so-called “everyday” looks and personalities. Whatever the reason, his appeal has led to an AVN Award for Male Performer of the Year (which he won at 23, making him the youngest recipient in history) and has even attracted the attention of comparatively mainstream filmmaking figures like director Paul Schrader (Mishima, Blue Collar, Auto Focus) and writer Bret Easton Ellis (American Psycho, The Rules of Attraction).

Collaborating on a film noir to be set in Los Angeles and produced under a “micro-budget,” Ellis and Schrader seem like a perfect match, both having dealt with the harsher sides of American life in much of their work. Thanks to Ellis’s Twitter-habit, word got around that he considered porn’s everyman, James Deen, to be his first choice to play the lead in the pair’s noir project, in which, according to Ellis, “nudity and acting is a must.” Additional information on the project is still under wraps as it continues preproduction, but Ellis let slip that he met with Deen and called the well-endowed burrito and anal sex fanatic “super-smart, funny, perfect for the part,” also saying “if he doesn’t get it I’ll be very disappointed.”

So will Miss B., Mr. Ellis. So will Miss B.

Spiegler’s Harem

While it could definitely be argued that James Deen, Evan Stone, and even Ron Jeremy are rightfully holders of the title Luckiest Man in Porn, once again someone from behind the scenes beats all the on-screen talent to the finish line. So, who is this mystery man with such fantastically good fortune and how did he get to where he is today?

Folks, meet Mark Spiegler (above with Lily LaBeau and Sarah Shevon), the most powerful and influential agent in the American porn industry. There’s precious little information readily available to give us insight into where Spiegler came from and exactly how he managed to build himself a porno empire that doesn’t directly involve production or performance. We, the endlessly envious porn audience, are left to do nothing but marvel at Spiegler’s incomparable roster of incredible performers, most of whom have made their names through his efforts behind the scenes.

Seriously, folks, just take a gander at this photo snapped at the recent AVN Awards in Las Vegas…

Every single one of these women is a client of Spiegler’s and each one netted at least one AVN nomination this past year. Bobbi Starr, of course, won Female Performer of the Year and no doubt had Spiegler beaming like a proud day on his daughter’s wedding day. In fact, considering the well known habit Spiegler’s girls have of crashing at his apartment, which in reality looks more like an all-female dormitory, he’s bound to think of his greatest success stories almost as daughters. When you take a look, even a quick glance, at the other women on his roster – Brooklyn Lee, Jessie Andrews, Chanel Preston, London Keyes, Kristina Rose, Katsuni, and Belladonna – and imagine even a few of these amazing women sleeping on Spiegler’s floor, you absolutely cannot refute his position as top dog of the US porn industry. Screw the stunt-dicks, it’s all about the agents!

This Year AVN’s Adult Expo Comes to You

Right now in Las Vegas the 2012 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo is rocking the Hard Rock Cafe to its very foundations. With the most thrilling performers, the most powerful studios, exciting exhibitors, and a throng of sweaty-palmed camera-toting dudes packed onto the exhibition floor, there’s plenty to talk about. Seeing as I’m stuck inside my little cave pounding the keys to bring you, my beloved readers, the raw facts about the best (and worst) porn sites on the ‘net, it seems we’ll have to turn to Twitter for all the AVN / AEE gossip.

As usual, Joanna Angel arrived in style, although perhaps a little too much…

There are three times as many shoes in my bag as there are days in this trip . #avnawardsTue Jan 17 16:19:21 via SeesmicJoanna Angel
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Hello valet . I need 6 luggage carts . Thank you . #avnTue Jan 17 22:35:00 via SeesmicJoanna Angel
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Stormy Daniels pimped her latest product endorsement…

http://t.co/c9ghVEjP my booth for my lube dispenser!! Follow @myintimaWed Jan 18 21:16:32 via TweetDeckStormy Daniels
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… before introducing everyone to some of porn’s best new talent!

@StormyDaniels hosting the best new starlet Q & A on the @aeexpo stage right now #AVN http://t.co/UtrPoMarFri Jan 20 22:02:43 via Twitter for AndroidWICKED.COM
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Jessica Drake, host of the Virtual AVN Show, reminded us that geographical divide is just an excuse for not attending, not a reason.

If you can’t make it to the show, join me as I host @AVNVirtualShow here:
http://t.co/U4hwDzjUFri Jan 20 06:28:47 via Echofonjessica drake
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And, as for AVN Virtual, those that weren’t already aware will no doubt be thrilled to know that for $19.95, you can buy a ticket that gives you access to a 36-hour real time VirtualCast from the floors of Vegas’s Hard Rock Hotel and Casino (complete with commentary from Evan Stone); live main stage footage of “erotic state shows, musical performances, pornstar Q&As” hosted by Jim McBride (Mr. Skin) and Jessica Drake; exclusive online-only footage from Penthouse Studio; “roving camera” footage of the hottest after-parties; an international chat forum where you can discuss events live with fans and pornstars alike; Easy-Link VirtualCast Access to the websites of top stars; and, to top it all off, you’ll be entered into the draw to win an all-expense paid trip to the 2013 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo. (Just pray they don’t put you up at the Knight’s Inn.)

Don’t forget to keep on eye trained on Twitter for all the latest happenings from Vegas. As always, PornstarTweet is your best bet for the hottest goss and sauciest pics.