Riley the Rapper

Adult Empire recently unleashed a rather surprising video to tantalize audiences as they await the next move from this year’s AVN statue-hoarder, Riley Reid. Why is it surprising? Because it involves Riley Reid, sexual marvel that she is, doing something with her mouth besides sucking, licking, or gulping down male emissions. Unfortunately for any serious fans of hip-hop, though, Riley also appears to be moving into scat!

Rapping rather predictably about her hotness, her money, her fondness for dick, and her internationally recognized sexual skills, Riley lets her flow trickle out for a solid one-minute-and-seventeen-seconds then leaves us to ponder her musical potential. Admittedly not the tightest rhymer – at times Riley sounds like her cheeks are pooling excess saliva and threatening to flood the mic; enunciation ain’t her strong suit – Riley also makes a potential misstep by tossing around the N-word like she’s Annette Schwarz and it’s some guys proverbial salad. Do people still care about white folks dropping N-bombs in their hip-hop attempts or only when they’re not filler words with no intention behind them whatsoever?

According to the armchair critics of Kanye To The, some Kanye West forum I found, Riley’s still got that certain something regardless of whatever any haters might say.

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The reason behind this rather odd little rhythmic tangent for Ms. Reid seems to be the impending release of Jay’s POV: Riley Reid, a 4K point-of-view experience that sees director Jay Rock live out many a viewer’s fantasy: 30 minutes performing and shootinging an intense sex scene with the one and only, the highly acclaimed, the musically unfortunate, the reigning AVN queen of 2016 herself, Riley Reid.

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Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – February 16th, 2016

mrpinksTwo days ago you were asked to celebrate your sweetheart in honor of Valentine’s Day, but for those of us without sweethearts, porn was obviously the best backup plan around! This week Mr. Pink’s checks out three sites devoted to Southeast Asian minxes with tiny bodies, funny names, tight pussies, and sunny dispositions: Creampie Thais, Thai Girls Wild, and Asian Suck Dolls. Also given a full review, the world’s most beloved adult video site, Videobox. Still going strong some 14 years into its life, Videobox is arguably the one porno site that could convince almost any guy to dump his ultimatum-posing girlfriend. Yes, Videobox really is that amazing. Don’t believe me? Scope out this latest slate of Mr. Pink’s reviews and find out more than you ever wanted to know about the best and worst of online porn.

Bang Bros Casts Newbie Net

Bang Bros Casting

Bang Bros isn’t exactly well known for introducing new talent headed for the adult industry spotlight. Instead it seems content to shoot one-timers on the Bang Bus, experienced MILFs in comeback scenes, and bona fide legends simply doing what they do best: fucking for your entertainment. With the 2014 arrival of Bang Casting, however, the infamous Bros seemed poised to launch a hundred new porno careers. Now, almost 18 months and 55 scenes into its life, let’s see who’s gone from a Bang Bros debut to the A-list and rapidly making a name for herself as a genuine porno star thanks to the Bros’ initial push.

Now recognized as the notorious Lebanese American performer who courted controversy for wearing a hijab and playing a Muslim in hardcore porn productions, Mia Khalifa lent her considerably sexy figure to Bang Bros and shot a backroom sex scene that shows her enormous porno potential in a solid 46-minute desktop romp. Alexis Rodriguez started her porn career as Ms. Rican, celebrating her Puerto Rican heritage and showcasing her ample ass and endeavoring to turn her passion into her career, making a very strong Bang Bros debut here. Another Latina is quietly making a name for herself after setting Bang Casting ablaze: ultra-curvy and super-sexy Julianna Vega, who went on to shoot another seven scenes for the Bros (and even joined Mia Khalifa in a double-hijab-headed blowjob).

Some Bang-casted babes go on to significantly more adventurous careers, with Karlee Grey proving one of porn’s most energetic young performers with an endlessly slutty attitude, Jade Jantzen playing the silent-but-slutty type and shooting anal, DP, and gangbang scenes just a short time after being facialized on the Bang Casting couch. Gia Valentina is fast closing in on Veronica Rodriguez as porn’s most brilliant young Latina performer under 110 lbs and here proves herself every inch the wanton Latina fuck-doll so many guys go crazy over.

And, if you’re into Asians, blonde twenty-somethings, or hot and horny spinners with little experience, Bang Casting has scenes for you, too. Miko Dai and Lucy Lei, Allie Rae and Naomi Woods, and ultra-noobs Nicole Bexley and Holly Hendrix have all made their scorching hot selves known to the greater porn world via a Bang Casting scene. We can only wonder who’ll be the next bright young thing the Bang Bros discover.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – February 9th, 2016

mrpinksMr. Pink’s Porn Reviews brought you a fresh slate of analysis and opinion this week concerning, as always, the best and brightest (and dullest and dopiest) in pornography. Thankfully it was mostly the former this week, with both the Naughty America and Puba networks being examined by yours truly. (Oh, no trouble. No, my pleasure.) Also given a thorough review: Watch4Beauty and MC Nudes, two excellent erotica sites. And, over on Mr. Pink’s blog, we’re welcoming back the sorely missed Natasha Nice and celebrating the success of newly launched Naughty America site, My Wife is My Pornstar. Check ’em out then meet me back here next week for more of you-know-what.