Porn Stars | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 39

Thanksgiving Porn Past & Present

This year we’re offering a slightly different round-up of holiday porn at Mr. Pink’s. With Thanksgiving just days away and the chaos of Black Friday-though-the-Friday-after sales events eating up your energy before NYE is even a blip at the month’s end, you’d best prepare for all eventualities by stocking up on top-notch, Pink-approved Thanksgiving pornography! Usually we’d lay out the best the current Thanksgiving season has to offer but this year I’m going to share with you three current Thanksgiving scenes due to knock my/our/your socks off while digging into the sources sites for a holiday romp from years past, one worth cementing in your memory. As for the Thanksgiving-celebrating sites themselves, it’s the usual suspects with Reality Kings, Naughty America, and Brazzers providing the bulk of the seasonal entertainment.

Reality Kings taboo endeavor Moms Bang Teens jumped on their Thanksgiving porn responsibilities early last week adding a double-dose of holiday carnality with fresh-faced Sydney Cole and returning uber-MILF Cory Chase, both of whom ditch the dining table to feast on Cody Lewis and not those super-fattening candied yams. Back in 2011 around this time, RK site Money Talks saw Havoc picking up girls on the streets and eventually enjoying a costumed two-cock stuffing session with a turkey-headed girl (Anikka Albrite, is that you?) taking on both a Pilgrim and some kind of deerskin-clad Native American character. It’s a weird and wonderful scene as only Money Talks can produce.

This year on the Naughty America network, Cassidy Klein and Veronica Vain hit My Dad’s Hot Girlfriend like a wandering wild turkey hits the grill of a speeding Mack truck, jumping on Johnny Castle’s cock and working him to perfection. This mighty pair goes live on Thursday, Thanksgiving day. While over at the US-of-NA, you might also want to dig back to My Friend’s Hot Mom circa late-November 2013 to see Ava Addams and Romi Rain and a very lucky Johnny Castle in a scorching three-way Thanksgiving party.

The always reliably nutty Brazzers has turned to Ashley Fires and JoJo Kiss to celebrate Thanksgiving, inviting them over to Pornstars Like it Big for a bizarre family dinner that sees Levi Cash and wife Ashley’s meal ruined by his ex step-daughter JoJo, now intent on forcing her way between him and his wife, who clearly doesn’t mind a bit. In the long history of holiday Brazzers episodes, few stand out as more daring than Pornstars Like it Big’s 2010 Thanksgiving effort. Three scantily-clad Native babes (Breanne Benson, Phoenix Marie, and Alanah Rae) celebrate a newly signed peace treaty (yeah, right) with Pilgrim pussy hounds Johnny Sins and Scott Nails by fucking all over a picnic table and getting cum on their hand-crafted artisan feather headdresses. (Hey, if you’re after politically and historically incorrect porno reenactments of scenes from US history, Brazzers is the network for you!)

Brazzers Thanksgiving porn scenes

Enjoy yourselves and each other this holiday and, whether you’re a devoted Turkey-phile or defiant supporter of Native American sovereignty, keep it sexy with these Pink’s holiday porn picks.

The Return of John Holmes

The death of a great artist inevitably brings out vultures eager to release and rerelease any works by the now more-profitable deceased. Elliott Smith, Jeff Buckley, and Jimi Hendrix fans have all been “treated” to a methodical onslaught of lost recordings, outtakes, demos, and embarrassing studio missteps all in the name of maintaining copyright ownership, preserving the legend, and keeping them good ol’ greenbacks rolling in. A somewhat notable exception has been John Holmes, the man once dubbed “The Sultan of Smut,” but Hustler Founder and Chairman Larry Flynt is reviving Holmes’s filmography with the discovery of two never-before-released hardcore movies starring a young Holmes in what are being touted as his very first performances.

The two features, Balls in Action and The Doctor Is In, apparently constitute the first work of Holmes and were discovered by Hustler’s video archivists and researchers. Flynt called the films “hidden treasures” and “something really special,” declaring Hustler “very excited” to make them publicly available. Robert Smith, Hustler Video’s Director of Operations, said Flynt often purchases large archives of adult material to comb through and that this particular haul yielded a “jackpot!”

Remastered by Hustler Video and currently being prepped for a home video (DVD via Zero Tolerance) release in early 2016, Balls in Action and The Doctor Is In will also make it to Hustler TV and Hustler.com. Expect more information and previews from Mr. Pink’s as they come to light. Until then, check out the best of Holmes’ legendary work, including the Johnny Wadd series, at The Classic Porn.

Ronda Rousey’s Slippery Sex Tips

She may be one of the most Googled female athletes in recent memory, and world champion in her chosen sport, a Hollywood player with mainstream movie cameos, and now the author of a sex and dating advice column for men’s mag Maxim, but Ronda Rousey probably shouldn’t be dispensing sex tips or criticizing others practices until she’s learned a few things about the variability of human sexual response.

Telling Maxim reader “Jack, 36, Los Angeles” that using lubricant is a sign of sexual inadequacy, impatience, and disregard for a woman’s arousal is just plain irresponsible. Italicizing her response because she’s so damn sure it’s correct, Rousey says “You should never need lube in your life. If you need lube, then you’re being lazy.” So every post-menopausal woman who suffers from vaginal dryness has a lazy lover? Those couples dealing with sexual anxiety or a disconnected physical response or under the haze of a nice strain of cannabis sativa might also find the lower regions a little less moist than your average folks.

Though the idea that any guy reaching for a tube to lube his partner isn’t taking his time has an iota of validity, there’s always those guys and couples who prefer longer bouts of intercourse, something lube no doubt helps extend without rawness and irritation ruining an epic coital congress. And then, Ms. Rousey, there’s the marvelous world of anal intercourse, something that would hardly be comfortable enough to pursue without the aid of additional lubrication.

Dudes, Maxim readers, sexually active humans… Don’t listen to Ronda. Load up on lube and see how smooth your sex life can be. And, if you must listen to Ronda, at least listen to Kleio Valentien as Ronda ArouseMe in Burning Angel’s hit porn parody. Trust me, it lasts longer than most Rousey bouts and is very wet indeed.

Mr. Pink’s Must Haves: Twistys

It often seems the world is going to hell in a handbasket. Wars rage across countries and continents, people starve and suffer and die, and the price of gas never seems genuinely stable. Truly this world is a rough place in which to live unless, that is, you’ve let the erotic light of Twistys brighten your path.

Ok, so Twistys might not any kind of prophesied savior or redeemer, but it has been producing some of the finest glamour porn and erotica since 2001 and that sure counts for a lot. Consistently out-performing most of its competitors in the American-made glamour and erotic arena, Twistys is equally supportive and encouraging of its models, crowned monthly or yearly Twistys Treats depending on popularity, and its photographers and directors. The best of both professions can be found at Twistys, a huge and dense network of nine adult sites with similarly sophisticated approaches, with experienced MILFs like Julia Ann joining such rising talents as Ariana Marie, Cassidy Banks, and Mila Jade.

Exclusive Twistys sites When Girls Play, Twistys Hard, and Twistys Teasers join the classic line-up of solo model sites (Nicole Graves, Anette Dawn) and hardcore trips (Busty Ones, Euro Foxes, Blue Fantasies) and offer a combined archive holding almost 8,000 videos and more than 18,000 photo galleries, a truly staggering amount of porn. Although membership would usually run you $29.99-a-month, Mr. Pink has scored you a deal, dear reader: Twistys HQ for $19.95.

Twistys isn’t without its faults, sure, and many of them seem political – see my March 2014 blog about the Twistys Treat scandal – but when you’ve got the web’s most devastatingly sexy women shot as if the goddesses of lust and passion we revere them as staring back at you, Twistys makes damn near perfect sense.

Twistys Review