Porn Stars | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 43

Dana DeArmond: Blowjob Master

Personally, I wasn’t aware that any guy with ambitions of bro-hood needed much guidance. After all, the typical bro is concerned with only five things: video games, beer, money, and pussy; what’s left to talk about? Well, apparently there’s enough to keep BroBible publishing its advice for would-be champions of bro-dom. In a recent recap of a viral video created by those controversial Simple Pickup bros, BroBible declared Dana DeArmond not only a more adept cocksucker than Alix Lynx or Skin Diamond, but the unquestioned queen of fellatial technique. Not convinced? Allow my fellow oral enthusiasts and I to make a case for Ms. DeArmond’s supremacy. But first, you’d best watch Porn Stars Give Blowjob Advice.

Skin and Alix didn’t exactly stumble when it came to demonstrating some crucial techniques, no, but compared to the fearless and masterful displays of skill from Dana, they should be headed back to porno boot camp for remedial instruction. Dana DeArmond’s enthusiasm for sucking dick seems to know no bounds. Case in point, check out this preview from Throated:

While Skin Diamond’s all “Get it sloppy…. if their eyes roll back keep doing that thing,” and Alix demonstrates a few tepid licks and slurps, Dana compares fellatio to being a carnival clown trying to take the biggest ping-pong on the midway, stretching her remarkably flexible maw to accommodate not only her own orange popsicle but both her and her enthusiastic blonde student’s deep into her throat. Then, as if asked to top the most daring instruction yet given, she invites her student to fist her gaping mouth. Soon DeArmond is leaning backwards over a table to illustrate the bed-edge overhang technique, adding that “Crying is ok, too.”

It’s all over much too soon, of course, but thankfully Dana DeArmond can be seen sucking dick as masterfully as any woman on Earth on a plethora of adult websites and left both her students and all aspiring fellatio masters with an eloquent and inspiring piece of advice to “Suck life’s dick!”

Joanna & BA Enter the MMA Parody Fray

Burning Angel’s head honcho, Joanna Angel, is known not only for her hardcore performances and heavily modified physique, but also for her deft handling of pop-culture properties many other pornographers would simply dismiss as too unsexy or unfilmable to bother trying to turn into a sexy onscreen romp. After tackling the Grinch, The Addams Family, The Jason Ellis Show, The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, Z-grade alien movies, and Evil Dead, it’s clear Ms. Angel and co. can turn any subject into hilarious and incredibly sexy alt.porn. It was only a matter of time, then, before the infamous director lent her hand to one of America’s favorite (and most brutal) pastimes: mixed martial arts or MMA, specifically the remarkable achievements of undefeated UFC Women’s Bantamweight Champion of the world, ‘Rowdy’ Ronda Rousey.

Casting fan-favorite mainstream crossover sensation Kleio Valentien as the 28-year-old Olympic medal winner and current world number one, Angel found a fighting fit champ all her own who could easily square up against any other woman in the business. For the flick she’s calling Ronda ArouseMe, Angel also cast Arabelle Raphael, Derrick Pierce, Moe “The Monster” Johnson, and Sammie Sixx in the crucial role of Rousey’s early rival “Miesha Taint” (as in Tate). And word, it seems, has been getting around. Not only has Angel’s upcoming parody been previewed in mainstream press publications NY Daily News, Toronto Sun, Complex, AskMen, and Daily Dot, but Ms. Angel was interviewed personally by TMZ Sports about the production’s origins and the fight-inspired moves learned by the cast in training.

Later speaking to AVN, Angel said she was overwhelmed by the attention. “It’s been so exciting. I think all of Ronda’s fans—and all of Kleio’s fans—will love this movie. I’m trying to get it edited as soon as possible so everyone can see it. It will premiere on BurningAngel.com in the near future.” Hey, Joanna, don’t get me wrong, I’m loving your recent Burning Angel efforts (Making the Band and Uber Mistake especially), but this next super-graphic, boundary-pushing porno epic really can’t come soon enough – and I’m not even a fight fan!

Until Ronda ArouseMe sees release via Burning Angel, you’ll find teases and previews all over Joanna and Kleio’s Twitter and Instagram feeds, which is where I found this image, just a little something to send every sport-bra-lover into a state of drooling incoherence. Have fun!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 4th, 2015

mrpinks It’s August. The weather will soon cool and many us will spend the evenings outside cooking under in the moonlight. Well, I won’t. I’ll be inside exploring the wild world of pornographic entertainment as only Mr. Pink’s can! This week’s slate of brand new porn reviews was an all-transsexual affair as we took a look at the SheMax network and its sites Ladyboy Player, Wild Shemale Orgies, Shemale Tugjobs, and the entire SheMax network itself. How did these taboo-smashing sites fare? Check out the full reviews now and be sure to stop by for a preview of what anal fiend Mike Adriano has in store for ass-men all over this August.

Mike Adriano’s Anal August

Plenty of male pornstars partake in rear-end penetration of their co-stars. In fact, many have become known for their skill and apparent eagerness for anal sex, James Deen, Manuel Ferrara, and Mark Wood among them. The identity of the reigning king of anal porn, however, is not a subject open to much debate. With relentless devotion, a singular vision, and an always reliable performer in himself, director Mike Adriano’s anal addiction is unparalleled in porn. Case in point: this month the maestro of the murky-depths will release not one, not two, but three anally-focused movies on DVD and VOD through his partners Evil Angel. “Three anal movies,” you cry, “Isn’t that too much anal? What could possibly make three anal movies by one guy worth viewing?” Well, I’ll tell ya!

Tattooed Anal Sluts is the first of Adriano’s bunghole bonanza to see release, hitting the street August 10, and stars the baddest babes in porn today: Lily Lane, Jordyn Shane, Lola Luscious, and dirty-talking darling Dollie Darko. After plowing those four inked harlots, Mike moves on to getting new girls Rachel Madori and Kylie Sinner ready for a career in buggery and welcoming back returning deviants Proxy Paige and Casey Calvert to Asshole Training, due on August 19. A little over a week later, Backdoor Baddies 2 is released, unleashing upon viewers the powerhouse ass-queen AJ Applegate and relative anal newbies Jenna Ivory, Tiffany Doll, Kendall Karson, and Megan Rain. Just who’ll be farting out butter, who’ll be rimming Mike, and whose pussy erupts in a squirting tsunami remains to be seen.

Trailers for Tattooed Anal Sluts #3, Asshole Training, and Backdoor Baddies #2 can now be seen at Evil Angel, where VOD scenes will also soon be available to subscribers. And, just for kicks, heres a little video featuring Kate England to remind you of why Adriano’s the most successful but routinely insulted (read: envied) by viewers who’d give anything to be in the man’s sizable shoes. Great work, Mike Adriano!