Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 108

Cougars and Kittens and Wives, Oh My!

Naughty America has long been known as home of the MILFs, but recent efforts to recast the network in a more comprehensive light have worked wonders for one of porn’s most beloved networks. Bridging the generation gaps left by so many teen- or MILF-focused sites, Naughty America’s 45 online outlets provide fans of mature, youthful, and married women all with porno treats they’ll find more than adequate. As Naughty America is constantly evolving, adding new sites, and bringing in scorching hot new models, I figured now might be a good time to rundown the roster of the network’s hottest models in each of the above categories.

Cougars:
Found on more NA sites than my fingers can manage to capably type, middle-aged harlots intent on scoring some young stud’s hard-on are a typical trait of a Naughty America scene. Seduced by a Cougar, My First Sex Teacher, My Wife’s Hot Friend, Diary of a MILF, and My Friend’s Hot Mom have collectively brought us such cougars as Julia Ann, Emma Starr, Syren De Mer, and Monique Alexander, the latter in a fantastic Housewife 1-On-1 POV scene.

Kittens:
The younger end of Naughty America’s model spectrum can usually be found on such sites as Diary of a Nanny, Naughty Rich Girls, My Girl Loves Anal, Naughty Bookworms, and schoolgirl-themed Fast Times, as well as on a trio of sites that, if acted out IRL, would kill every relationship you have: My Friend’s Hot Girl, and My Sister’s Hot Friend, and My Girlfriend’s Busty Friend. An astonishing array of young talent can be seen here, maybe even beating the MILFS: Karla Kush, Sara Luvv, Samantha Rone, and the deliciously thick Priya Price would leave your girlfriend wracked with jealousy (if they really existed as shown here).

Wives:
Not content to focus solely on age, Naughty America has also set its salacious sights on that most sacred of institutions: marriage. As detailed by the super-sexy FFM threesomes of Wives on Vacation, the pre-altar adultery of Naughty Weddings, the infidelities of the Cheating Wives Club, and My Wife is My Pornstar’s extra-marital cuckolding hookups, Naughty America sure doesn’t seem like any place you’d want take your new bride on your honeymoon. (Not unless you were both drunk and, now sober, looking for an easy out…)

The age-old argument of whether art reflects society or society reflects art is once again a hot topic thanks to Naughty America’s absolute dedication to making us question our most intimate societal bonds. From our wives to our girlfriends to the guys they fuck behind out backs (and the women we fuck behind theirs), Naughty America offers the nation’s most bizarre social analysis and some of the world’s steamiest porn. That’s quite the combination!

Beating on a Budget! w/ Hookup Hotshot

When is size not all that important? Well, never, really. And definitely not when it comes to porn sites that ask you to pay regular monthly access fees. In that instance, size is usually of the utmost importance, but not today. In this here Beating on a Budget! we’re looking at a site that, although small in size, has already made significant waves in an industry that claims to have seen it all. However, the site in question, the work of a director/performer calling himself Bryan Gozzling, a guy of whom most people would jump at the chance to shout “Hipster,” just happens to be more one of the most intense new takes on porn in recent years. I, Mr. Pink, present to you, dear reader and devotee of on-screen degeneracy, Hookup Hotshot.

Launching mid-2015, Hookup Hotshot quietly started turning heads the WWW over. Casting new girls on the cock, such girls as Sadie Pop, Jade Jantzen, Liza Rowe, and Aria Alexander in almost aggressive male-dominated hardcore sex scenes, Gozzling guarantees his guests turn in performances of a caliber they won’t produce for other sites. Initially recruiting his conquests through social media platforms and shown on-screen via animated text bubbles, Gozzling soon courts his hungry-cunted gal pal back to his place and proceeds to instruct her in the art of pleasing a deviant, utterly perverted man. Spitting in their faces and jamming his hands inside their various orifices before even exposing his dick, Gozzling proves an intense, commanding performer. His style won’t suit everyone – especially those heavily into “romance” or “couples” porn – but those eager to see today’s current crop of cock-riders in their messiest and most degenerate scenes yet cannot ignore Hookup Hotshot.

THE MATH:
As mentioned earlier, Hookup Hotshot isn’t exactly overflowing with material, not after less than a year online, but there is a deal in place that will whisk you inside for a riotous good time at an irresistibly affordable price. The regular monthly price of $29.99 has now been lowered to just $14.99 for a limited time, but that’s not the only deal going: $5 for 5 days’ access is a great way to sample Gozzling’s fare without major commitment, and if you sign up for tri-monthly billing your cost goes down to just $13.33-a-month. Sure, there might only be 42 scenes online but with porn’s hottest, most deviant newbies, 4K Ultra-HD videos, and a deal with Evil Angel that has him heading for the big time, Bryan Gozzling’s Hookup Hotshot is an undeniably good deal!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – February 23rd, 2016

mrpinks The shortest month of the year is almost over but Mr. Pink’s has still found a way to train our ‘scopes on some of the finest porn the World Wide Web has to offer. This week we looked at a trio of Bang Bros sites that all now feature 1080p HD and some of the finest fucking the network has to offer. Give Ass Parade, Big Mouthfuls, and Monsters of Cock a look ASAP, folks, and if you’re in need of a general adult video emporium that very nearly drowns you in quality smut, VideosZ, also gaining another review this week, is well worth your attention. Next week we’ll wrap things up with Bang Bros and find something fresh to examine, and it’s all for you!

Ryan Conner Returns Home

Having left the adult industry in 2005 after six solid years of pornographic excellence, Ryan Conner returned to a warm welcome in June of 2015 after a ten year absence. And, having taken time to get married, raise a daughter, and generally attempt a “normal” life, she says she’s now “home.”

Profiled in the February 2016 issue of AVN Magazine, Conner spoke of trying to determine the environment that worked best for her. “Out in the real world you don’t mesh very well when you live life the way we do. You don’t fit in with vanilla people.” After her daughter, Dylan Phoenix started having some adult industry success, she’d shoot messages back to mom from her old colleagues. After a while, Conner says, she realized she missed “those people” and considered returning. And, man, are MILF-fanatics glad she did!

Although Conner told AVN today’s porn shoots were longer and more draining than those of yesteryear – it’s all the extra striptease, dancing, and interview intros, she says – she has also relished the chance to work with Manuel Ferrara, calling their scene in Raw #23 “a blast” and the most fun since her return. Another pair of scenes with Ferrara (in Oil Overload #13 and Manuel is a MILFomaniac #3, both for Jules Jordan) suggest she’s not just flattering the Frenchman. If sheer volume is anything to go by, though, it’s Lexington Steele that has Ryan Conner rejoicing her continued relevance, as Lex handed her a feature all her own: Lex vs Ryan Conner. Featuring her first interracial blowbang and double-penetration scenes, the Evil Angel title absolutely confirmed Ms. Conner still had what it takes to handle porn’s most demanding jobs. A Dogfart anal tag-team and a trio of Brazzers scenes sealed the deal.

Welcome back, Ryan Conner. Don’t go rushing off to vainly attempt “normalcy” again anytime soon, ok?