Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 109

Ryan Conner Returns Home

Having left the adult industry in 2005 after six solid years of pornographic excellence, Ryan Conner returned to a warm welcome in June of 2015 after a ten year absence. And, having taken time to get married, raise a daughter, and generally attempt a “normal” life, she says she’s now “home.”

Profiled in the February 2016 issue of AVN Magazine, Conner spoke of trying to determine the environment that worked best for her. “Out in the real world you don’t mesh very well when you live life the way we do. You don’t fit in with vanilla people.” After her daughter, Dylan Phoenix started having some adult industry success, she’d shoot messages back to mom from her old colleagues. After a while, Conner says, she realized she missed “those people” and considered returning. And, man, are MILF-fanatics glad she did!

Although Conner told AVN today’s porn shoots were longer and more draining than those of yesteryear – it’s all the extra striptease, dancing, and interview intros, she says – she has also relished the chance to work with Manuel Ferrara, calling their scene in Raw #23 “a blast” and the most fun since her return. Another pair of scenes with Ferrara (in Oil Overload #13 and Manuel is a MILFomaniac #3, both for Jules Jordan) suggest she’s not just flattering the Frenchman. If sheer volume is anything to go by, though, it’s Lexington Steele that has Ryan Conner rejoicing her continued relevance, as Lex handed her a feature all her own: Lex vs Ryan Conner. Featuring her first interracial blowbang and double-penetration scenes, the Evil Angel title absolutely confirmed Ms. Conner still had what it takes to handle porn’s most demanding jobs. A Dogfart anal tag-team and a trio of Brazzers scenes sealed the deal.

Welcome back, Ryan Conner. Don’t go rushing off to vainly attempt “normalcy” again anytime soon, ok?

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – February 16th, 2016

mrpinks Two days ago you were asked to celebrate your sweetheart in honor of Valentine’s Day, but for those of us without sweethearts, porn was obviously the best backup plan around! This week Mr. Pink’s checks out three sites devoted to Southeast Asian minxes with tiny bodies, funny names, tight pussies, and sunny dispositions: Creampie Thais, Thai Girls Wild, and Asian Suck Dolls. Also given a full review, the world’s most beloved adult video site, Videobox. Still going strong some 14 years into its life, Videobox is arguably the one porno site that could convince almost any guy to dump his ultimatum-posing girlfriend. Yes, Videobox really is that amazing. Don’t believe me? Scope out this latest slate of Mr. Pink’s reviews and find out more than you ever wanted to know about the best and worst of online porn.

Bang Bros Casts Newbie Net

Bang Bros isn’t exactly well known for introducing new talent headed for the adult industry spotlight. Instead it seems content to shoot one-timers on the Bang Bus, experienced MILFs in comeback scenes, and bona fide legends simply doing what they do best: fucking for your entertainment. With the 2014 arrival of Bang Casting, however, the infamous Bros seemed poised to launch a hundred new porno careers. Now, almost 18 months and 55 scenes into its life, let’s see who’s gone from a Bang Bros debut to the A-list and rapidly making a name for herself as a genuine porno star thanks to the Bros’ initial push.

Now recognized as the notorious Lebanese American performer who courted controversy for wearing a hijab and playing a Muslim in hardcore porn productions, Mia Khalifa lent her considerably sexy figure to Bang Bros and shot a backroom sex scene that shows her enormous porno potential in a solid 46-minute desktop romp. Alexis Rodriguez started her porn career as Ms. Rican, celebrating her Puerto Rican heritage and showcasing her ample ass and endeavoring to turn her passion into her career, making a very strong Bang Bros debut here. Another Latina is quietly making a name for herself after setting Bang Casting ablaze: ultra-curvy and super-sexy Julianna Vega, who went on to shoot another seven scenes for the Bros (and even joined Mia Khalifa in a double-hijab-headed blowjob).

Some Bang-casted babes go on to significantly more adventurous careers, with Karlee Grey proving one of porn’s most energetic young performers with an endlessly slutty attitude, Jade Jantzen playing the silent-but-slutty type and shooting anal, DP, and gangbang scenes just a short time after being facialized on the Bang Casting couch. Gia Valentina is fast closing in on Veronica Rodriguez as porn’s most brilliant young Latina performer under 110 lbs and here proves herself every inch the wanton Latina fuck-doll so many guys go crazy over.

And, if you’re into Asians, blonde twenty-somethings, or hot and horny spinners with little experience, Bang Casting has scenes for you, too. Miko Dai and Lucy Lei, Allie Rae and Naomi Woods, and ultra-noobs Nicole Bexley and Holly Hendrix have all made their scorching hot selves known to the greater porn world via a Bang Casting scene. We can only wonder who’ll be the next bright young thing the Bang Bros discover.

Porn’s Valentine Variety Pack

Every February, shortly after the 14th, many of us find ourselves in diminished spirits. Whether treated to a memorable Valentine’s Day by a lover or left by your lonesome on the most romantic day of the year, the feast of St. Valentine can be more than a little distressing for some. And, when it comes to lifting spirits and strengthening libidinous resolve, few things are as encouraging as pornography. This year we saw numerous sites and networks trot out V-Day updates that went in both directions: romantic and anti-romantic. From tender lovemaking between real-life couples to all-out orgies that throw out conventional ideas of romance and seduction, porn has something for everyone – you just need to know where to look.

Reality Kings’ contribution to 2016’s Valentine’s Day porno slate saw Sophia Leone and hey big-dicked boyfriend getting all romantic at Moms Bang Teens, in what they thought was an empty house. In walks Sophia’s stepmom, Jamie Valentine, who decides to step in and show the youngsters that an older woman can offer something truly sexy: experience.

Setting fans up for a double dose of red lingerie and aggressive fucking, Brazzers brought new V-Day scenes to Mommy Got Boobs and Real Wife Stories, the former starring Jaclyn Taylor as a wife trying on various seductive outfits to find the right one to push her husband’s libido into overdrive. Only it’s not her husband who just opened her bedroom door, but her stepson, and his eyes are firmly trained on his stepmom’s tits. Brandy Aniston lent her asshole to Real Wife Stories and Jessy Jones for a solid 30-minute anal slamming that she hopes will convince him to both stick around a few more years and take her shopping.

Naughty America arguably triumphed on Valentine’s Day, putting most other sites and network, and their V-Day scenes to shame, with a pair of scenes starring two of the most popular pornstars around: Mia Malkova and Gracie Glam. Mia, for her contribution, finds her boyfriend busy on Valentine’s Day… but not his friend, Johnny Castle, who she soon has buried between her thick thighs. Continuing its excellent run of Virtual Reality porn updates, Naughty America VR brought its viewers the one and only Gracie Glam in her very first VR scene for the network, a scene that saw her work her marvelous body, clad here in semi-sheer red bodysuit, not only in a thrilling POV-shot scene, but one that adds visual depth and just might have you convinced you’re banging this babe yourself. (Well, we can dream, can’t we?)

So, whether your Valentine’s Day saw you removing clothing and exchanging pleasures with a special someone or stroking yourself silly then falling asleep before The Walking Dead premier, you can relive Valentine’s Day to your satisfaction with this commendable collection of Valentine’s porn from some of Mr. Pink’s favorite porno outfits.

Oh, and if you didn’t hear it from anyone else on the 14th, I, Mr. Pink, love you, dear reader.