Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 117

Thanksgiving Porn Past & Present

This year we’re offering a slightly different round-up of holiday porn at Mr. Pink’s. With Thanksgiving just days away and the chaos of Black Friday-though-the-Friday-after sales events eating up your energy before NYE is even a blip at the month’s end, you’d best prepare for all eventualities by stocking up on top-notch, Pink-approved Thanksgiving pornography! Usually we’d lay out the best the current Thanksgiving season has to offer but this year I’m going to share with you three current Thanksgiving scenes due to knock my/our/your socks off while digging into the sources sites for a holiday romp from years past, one worth cementing in your memory. As for the Thanksgiving-celebrating sites themselves, it’s the usual suspects with Reality Kings, Naughty America, and Brazzers providing the bulk of the seasonal entertainment.

Reality Kings taboo endeavor Moms Bang Teens jumped on their Thanksgiving porn responsibilities early last week adding a double-dose of holiday carnality with fresh-faced Sydney Cole and returning uber-MILF Cory Chase, both of whom ditch the dining table to feast on Cody Lewis and not those super-fattening candied yams. Back in 2011 around this time, RK site Money Talks saw Havoc picking up girls on the streets and eventually enjoying a costumed two-cock stuffing session with a turkey-headed girl (Anikka Albrite, is that you?) taking on both a Pilgrim and some kind of deerskin-clad Native American character. It’s a weird and wonderful scene as only Money Talks can produce.

This year on the Naughty America network, Cassidy Klein and Veronica Vain hit My Dad’s Hot Girlfriend like a wandering wild turkey hits the grill of a speeding Mack truck, jumping on Johnny Castle’s cock and working him to perfection. This mighty pair goes live on Thursday, Thanksgiving day. While over at the US-of-NA, you might also want to dig back to My Friend’s Hot Mom circa late-November 2013 to see Ava Addams and Romi Rain and a very lucky Johnny Castle in a scorching three-way Thanksgiving party.

The always reliably nutty Brazzers has turned to Ashley Fires and JoJo Kiss to celebrate Thanksgiving, inviting them over to Pornstars Like it Big for a bizarre family dinner that sees Levi Cash and wife Ashley’s meal ruined by his ex step-daughter JoJo, now intent on forcing her way between him and his wife, who clearly doesn’t mind a bit. In the long history of holiday Brazzers episodes, few stand out as more daring than Pornstars Like it Big’s 2010 Thanksgiving effort. Three scantily-clad Native babes (Breanne Benson, Phoenix Marie, and Alanah Rae) celebrate a newly signed peace treaty (yeah, right) with Pilgrim pussy hounds Johnny Sins and Scott Nails by fucking all over a picnic table and getting cum on their hand-crafted artisan feather headdresses. (Hey, if you’re after politically and historically incorrect porno reenactments of scenes from US history, Brazzers is the network for you!)

Brazzers Thanksgiving porn scenes

Enjoy yourselves and each other this holiday and, whether you’re a devoted Turkey-phile or defiant supporter of Native American sovereignty, keep it sexy with these Pink’s holiday porn picks.

Beating on a Budget! w/ Blacked and Tushy

The Thanksgiving holiday period can be a contentious one. Those eager to stimulate the US economy (read: buy shit) are thrown into a tizzy over Black Friday bargains while anti-corporate types hurl insults and ‘Feel the Bern!’ Historically-minded folks either commemorate the Pilgrims’ first harvest in the New World or rue the colonist eradication of Native American life, land, and culture. One thing we can all agree on, however, is that giving thanks to those who’ve supported you over the last year is a soul-nourishing act. Hell, even the deviant folks behind interracial porn emporium Blacked and all-anal adult wunderkind Tushy are giving thanks to their fans and followers, opening the porno version of Black Friday sales season with a two-for-one deal you won’t want to miss.

As you’ll no doubt discover in Mr. Pink’s fresh reviews of both Blacked and Tushy, each site is a treat for fans of interracial and anal sex, and for those with a keen eye for outstanding new porn talents. The sites are not, however, especially large. That makes this edition of Beating on a Budget a little different. The numbers might not point to a great deal, but at half-price, a two month jaunt inside this pair of freshmen HD porn sites should not be missed. Paying $29.95 for 60 days’ access to two of the fastest rising adult sites, each offering up exclusives in their niche with a roster of impeccable talents like Riley Reid, Anissa Kate, Carter Cruise, and James Deen

THE MATH:
Blacked holds 91 scenes and adds another every five days. At $14.97-per-month ($29.95 for 60 days), each scene currently online comes to about 16¢ a piece. Not as astounding a deal as some we’ve featured in the past, but again – DAT QUALITY!

Tushy is even smaller, updating weekly and only holding 32 scenes at present. Also available for $14.97-per-month (in a 60 day package), Tushy’s scenes cost roughly 47¢ each. Considering pay-per-view rates charges by most mainstream porn providers, that’s a very fine deal indeed. And again – OMG! SO VISUALLY STIMULATING!!

Clearly anyone with an inclination towards either interracial or anal porn of the highest quality technically, artistically, and erotically should make haste towards the sign-up pages of Blacked and Tushy, where you can now ring in the Black Friday deals with a killer porn package of your very own. And remember, at half-price, you could always indulge in Tushy’s anal adventures and Black’s racially harmonious banging both, scoring 60 days access to two incredible sites at half-price and ensuring your holidays are draining in the best possible way.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – November 18th, 2015

mrpinks Each week, Mr. Pink hammers away at the keyboard to bring you, dear readers, another slate of brand new, up-to-date reviews of the boldest, baddest, and butt-fuckingest porn sites the ‘net has to offer. This week it’s another trio of HD-focused sites from the Porn Pros crew: the wicked small-framed fuckers of Tiny4K, Passion HD’s glorious hardcore visions, and the GoPro-equipped point-of-view spectacular that is POVD. Also on the agenda, Karup’s Private Collection finishes our updated reviews of Karup’s sites, while the blog sees news of men’s mag closures and a long-dead legend returning to our screens early next year. ‘Til next week, pals!

The Return of John Holmes

The death of a great artist inevitably brings out vultures eager to release and rerelease any works by the now more-profitable deceased. Elliott Smith, Jeff Buckley, and Jimi Hendrix fans have all been “treated” to a methodical onslaught of lost recordings, outtakes, demos, and embarrassing studio missteps all in the name of maintaining copyright ownership, preserving the legend, and keeping them good ol’ greenbacks rolling in. A somewhat notable exception has been John Holmes, the man once dubbed “The Sultan of Smut,” but Hustler Founder and Chairman Larry Flynt is reviving Holmes’s filmography with the discovery of two never-before-released hardcore movies starring a young Holmes in what are being touted as his very first performances.

The two features, Balls in Action and The Doctor Is In, apparently constitute the first work of Holmes and were discovered by Hustler’s video archivists and researchers. Flynt called the films “hidden treasures” and “something really special,” declaring Hustler “very excited” to make them publicly available. Robert Smith, Hustler Video’s Director of Operations, said Flynt often purchases large archives of adult material to comb through and that this particular haul yielded a “jackpot!”

Remastered by Hustler Video and currently being prepped for a home video (DVD via Zero Tolerance) release in early 2016, Balls in Action and The Doctor Is In will also make it to Hustler TV and Hustler.com. Expect more information and previews from Mr. Pink’s as they come to light. Until then, check out the best of Holmes’ legendary work, including the Johnny Wadd series, at The Classic Porn.