Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 120

Back to School with Rocco Siffredi

The student debt crisis shows no signs of abating, admissions processes are more bewildering than ever, and job prospects for graduates aren’t exactly overflowing, so why on Earth would any grown adult choose to go back into the education system after finally giving it the finger? I can’t think of any reasons, but I’m sure Professor Rocco Siffredi of Universidad del Porno can.

That’s right, students of the sexual arts, the one and only Italian Stallion himself has moved out of performing himself and is now teaching others to follow in his immense footsteps. ‘Siffredi Hard Academy’ aims to take his approximately 30 students from eager amateurs to bona fide porno professionals who can stand with the best adult performers in the world. Why so few students? Well, this venture isn’t likely to pay for itself, so Siffredi has teamed with Italian television channel La5 and will be bringing his school to the small screen as a reality series. Each student was chosen by school administrators and given the Siffredi stamp of approval (or at least acceptance) before being allowed to enroll. Is Rocco instructing the next wave of European porno superstars or is this just a vain effort to increase his own profile now that performing if off the cards for the 51-year-old family man and multi-AVN winner? We’ll have to wait until his students have graduated, found agents, and started working, but thankfully Sensi Siffredi can be seen instructing his class on YouTube. Here we see him talking about controlling one’s own strength and (surprise, surprise) tells his students not to actually choke girls, but to instead pretend.

Rocco Siffredi made pretend sex feel real and is now teaching real folks having real sex how to pretend? Life sure does take us through some twists and turns, doesn’t it, maestro?

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – October 20th, 2015

mrpinks With under two weeks left until Halloween turns us all into little demons again (albeit ones concerned primarily with costumed adult women hungry for “treats”), we at Mr. Pink’s took a look at a few Halloween celebrations, both real life and totally digital, on the Mr. Pink’s blog, where we also welcome Mike Adriano’s new venture, Perv City to Evil Angel. As for reviews, this week saw brand new assessments of the European and American teen porn paradises X-Sensual and Nubiles.net, and also Zero Tolerance on Demand, a reliable source of pornstar-fucking of a very high quality. Next week, we’ll meet some real motherfuckers, just you wait…

Welcome to Perv City

What does Mike Adriano know of love? From his recorded output the veteran performer and accomplished director/producer sure seems to love speculums, sloppy blowjobs, sex in the outdoors, leaving his trousers on, fucking women’s assholes, and his distributor, Evil Angel. A handful of Adriano-directed titles seemed recently to disappear from Evil Angel’s online archive, causing fans some concern and leading them to suspect a separation was forthcoming. Not so! Adriano has simply teamed up with, well, actually, according to business information provider Find the Company, Adriano’s latest venture sees him flying solo. Perv City, named in tribute to the San Fernando Valley and its extensive porno history, launched as its own site only a few months ago and its origins were immediately clear. Considering his many roles – director, producer, performer, camera operator, and various post-production duties – and it’s obvious Perv City is Adriano’s conception through and through. His handprints are all over its plump white ass cheek, as it were. Perv City wasn’t always intend to stand alone, though, and those doubting Adriano’s future with Evil Angel will be thrilled to learn that Perv City feature Anal Avenue Sluts is due for release through Evil Angel on October 28th.

Starring the incredibly dynamic A2M duos Bonnie Rotten/Julez Ventura, Gabriela Paltrova/Madelyn Monroe, Jessica Ryan/Cameron Canada, and Kimber Day/Casey Calvert, Anal Avenue Sluts sees the eight rectal risk-takers up the ante with some of the sloppiest fellatio and wettest, wildest anal of Adriano’s long career. Evil Angel domestic sales manager Justin Rich called Perv City’s bold anal-heavy content “just the kind of stuff our customers demand” for its “uncompromising, graphic content with lots of anal flavor.” With Adriano’s cock and sexual tendencies center-screen, how could Perv City be anything else?

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – October 13th, 2015

mrpinks It was National #NoBraDay this week and as women around the country either shed their restrictive undergarment in honor of breast cancer awareness or recoiled in disgust at what was perhaps just another chance to grab some sliver of the Internet’s attention, we at Mr. Pink’s turned to the astoundingly bra-less world of porn and assessed the merits of teen Europorn extravaganza Teen Mega World and a trio of Brazzers’ most exciting sites: the three-way step-cest of Moms in Control, Big Wet Butts’ large moistened behinds, and the cruel and nasty lesbians of Hot and Mean. There’s more Brazzers sites going under review next week, too, so prepare yourselves for some of the boldest smut on the ‘net, under review right here at Mr. Pink’s.