With the Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Whatever season already upon us and the big day, the 25th, right around the corner, it’s not at all surprising to find some major porno outlets capitalizing on the classic aesthetic appeal of Christmas and its coinciding holidays. (But, let’s face it – when did you last see Kwanzaa-porn?) This year is no different with a trickle of tantalizing holiday delights already appearing on the ‘net and more in the pipeline. Now, for your edification and to continue what is now a Mr. Pink’s tradition, a few choice items worth highlighting for your holiday viewing.
Undervalued original network Spizoo has already started its wave of Christmas-themed hardcore updates with a trio of salacious costumed encounters already online. Jessa Rhodes was the first to don red and white ribbons, write a lusty letter to Santa and wake up to her Christmas wish come true: Santa’s cock underneath her tree. Silvia Saige followed days later in the form of an elf who, on her last delivery of Christmas eve, is spotted by a young man. In exchange for his silence, she proves elves are humans aren’t so dissimilar, sexually speaking, after all. Cherie DeVille is a gift most men would sever a limb for but for one incredibly lucky, eternally adolescent fuck-up, all he needs to do to land the devastatingly sexy Mrs. Clause is write his wish on a letter and mail it to the North Pole. In true Spizoo style, this trio of light-hearted, comically ridiculous scenes should help lighten the most depressing season of the year.
Not a network like Spizoo, but a pair of dynamic new 4K-equipped sites already making a huge impression on the online porn audience, Lubed and Holed have delivered a pair of Christmas encounters too. For its part, the shiny and slippery Lubed has welcomed Kara Faux in what seems to be her first ever scene. Kara’s lean figure, dark hair, and oiled olive skin gets the proper Lubed treatment as she drenches herself, skimpy Santa outfit and all, in oil. Erin Grey is the next naked newbie in a Santa hat to be shot in 4K. Erin continues her blossoming adult career with her second anal scene (after her turn for Exploited College Girls) when she unwraps a gifted glass butt plug. This pair of scenes delivers two of the most visually splendid Christmas sex scenes you could hope for, but Santa hats aside, they don’t run with the whole red-and-white-and-holly aesthetic like, oh say, Brazzers…
While you traipse around the brick-and-mortar malls and online superstores in search of the perfect gift for your beloved this holiday season, be sure to take a little time out for yourself. It’s been a shitty year for many of us, but I can’t say the past week hasn’t been a treat. Being immersed in the world of Denys Defrancesco is always a delight and this week we brought you brand new porn suite reviews for four of DDF Network’s best. The utterly debauched 