With only a few sleeps left tip Halloween, Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews is gearing up with previews of some Halloween-themed hardcore already online. With more tidbits to come before the most ghoulish night of the year arrives, let’s look at four new porn site reviews going online at Mr. Pink’s. Fantasy Massage, TransSensual, and GirlsWay form a brilliant triumvirate of adventurous porno, dealing in body worship, transsexual activity, and all-female fucking respectively – and all three doing it in style! Harriet Sugarcookie gets another look, her exclusive amateur AV content giving great insight into a truly enviable sex life and making for fine adult viewing. And, as always at Mr. Pink’s, fine adult viewing is our primary concern.
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Halloween Porno Preview
Grab your spirit gum and reattach your fright masks, folks, ’cause Halloween is mere days away and the porn world is already celebrating with an advanced guard of salacious and scandalous hardcore encounters that stick very closely to a Halloween theme. No pumpkin-headed blowjobs this year, though, folks – at least, not yet. Thanks to a few forward-looking sites eager to set the cartoonish tone this particular festival tends to throw on our porno.
Reality Kings’ resident Milf-teen-boyfriend threesome site, Moms Bang Teens, kicked off its Halloween celebrations by sending young lovers Anastasia Rose and Chad White on a trick-or-treating mission to wicked witch Cory Chase’s house. The resulting “tricks” leave everyone pretty exhausted but with smiles on their faces.
At that irreverent and deviant of interracial hardcore networks, Dogfart, you’ll find Melissa Moore in her laziest sheep costume wielding an orange candy bucket. She wanders up to a neighborhood game of hoops and finds that her interruption earns her fourteen individual loads from the BBC-wielding ballers for a much messier, sticker, all-covering costume.
Over at Naughty America, zombie movie fan Nicole Aniston pranks two other movie buffs, scaring one off and leaving the other alone to occupy her time and orifices. Exotic4K, for its part, welcomes newcomer Jaye Summers in a scene appropriately entitled Halloween Anal that sees the bunny-costumed cutie toy her ass in preparation for a deep POV pounding.
Before the big night actually arrives expect another pair of blogs from Mr. Pink’s detailing not only the rest of the Halloween-themed hardcore slate set for us this year, but focusing on two of the most acclaimed and debauched studios and their unique All Hallow’s offerings. Brazzers and Burning Angel.
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – October 20th, 2016
Winding our way through October towards everyone’s favorite costumed holiday celebration, Halloween, we at Mr. Pink’s are prepping our outfits, concocting unsightly cocktails, and decorating the office with as many blood splatters as our walls can take. We’re also working, though, and this week we have another four fresh reviews of porn sites dealing in interracial fucking, Virtual Reality sex, and a whole lot more. The Wankz network serves up 69 sites, one of them being the brand new and very exciting WankzVR, and it’s well worth spending a few weeks inside. A more notorious network, Dogfart, is still delivering intense black-on-white and white-on-black sex and its flagship site, Blacks on Blondes, is just as daring and debasing as ever. Next week I’ll be blogging about all the Halloween hardcore popping up in the porn world, so be sure to come back and get evil with Mr. Pink!
Jordi’s American Journey
All this election-season talk of illegal immigrants stealing the jobs, money, and pussy the men of the USA believe to be rightly theirs got me thinking… You see plenty of immigrants in porn, women and men both, and it could be argued that such a profession is both a negative and a positive result of an illegal presence. (Though I’m sure Jordi’s papers are in order.) Adopting an disapproving attitude, you might see someone like recent Brazzers discovery Jordi El Niño Polla, a Spaniard mentored by Nacho Vidal and brought to the US by the ZZ to plow the fields of their female stars, as a threat to American masculinity. But really that’s only half of it.
Jordi, whose diminutive frame and youthful looks belie a massive member, more favorably viewed could be a pinch hitter coming in to relieve our own coliective sexual exhaustion. Or, unless it’s too threatening, maybe he’s a gift for our beloved female citizenry, their desires also leaning younger and more dominant every day. Whatever your stance, Jordi’s seemingly here to stay, already shooting for Brazzers a selection of thirty exclusive hardcore encounters.
At times playing a teen or twenty-something boyfriend to the likes of JoJo Kiss or Alex Grey, Jordi is just as often cast alongside a mature woman whose MILFy hold over the young star is immediately apparent. After being bathed by Leigh Darby and Alexis Fawx on two separate occasions, and after pounding Diamond Jackson and Nikki Benz on the tennis court, Ryan Conner in a shower stall, tag-teaming Rebecca Moore with one of Brazzers’ other resident foreigners, Keiran Lee, and crashing his bicycle after spying neighborhood cougar Veronica Avluv shooting him flirtatious glances only for them to turn into spit-moistened strokes, Jordi’s next assignment sees him jumping in the shower with girlfriend Megan Rain only to be interrupted then joined by her stepmom Ava Addams.
Clearly Jordi’s arrival on our shores is all part of Brazzers’ bold attempt at claiming new female viewers and grabbing guys before they hit twenty-five, making them fans for life. Jordi, a stunned expression on his face as his hefty dick disappear into another American throat, is a surrogate for all of us who, no matter what we tell ourselves mid-viewing or mid-fap, would probably pass out if ever faced with real pornstar pussy. He’s just a surrogate that’s doing a better job than many millions of local boys. Is this where globalization is leading us, into one another’s countries to fuck foreign women for our pleasure and theirs? If so, that’s an economic model I’m sure we can all get behind.