Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 88

Roku Porn Channel Roundup: Pt. 2

Porn on Roku

Last week at Mr. Pink’s we perused the available adult Roku channels, from Vivid to Videobox, in the hopes that more and more readers will embrace TV-based porn streaming just as eagerly as many already have. Among those sites and studios putting themselves on the Roku system, Videobox, VideosZ, and SugarInstant have long reigned supreme, serving up wide ranges of porno on their very own streaming television service. All equipped with HD videos and breezy navigation, this trip form a solid foundation, yes, but one many viewers will want to expand from with kinkiness, carnality, and cock-hungry pornstars galore.

Pornstar Empire and Adult Empire (Unlimited) make a great pair, the former focusing on A-to-D-list pornstars and featuring quite a lot of exclusive content while the latter can be enjoyed as both as pay-per-view site or in its Unlimited form for endless smutty viewing. Again, both services pump hot HD smut into your living room. Studio streams from Reality Kings and Naughty America should have many Roku owners salivating. While RK does a decent job presenting a select range of its excellent reality-porn, Naughty America really takes the cake here: 360p, 270p, and 1080p HD streaming options support selectable network sites, pornstar profiles, and content from NA affiliates Tonight’s Girlfriend and Perfect Fucking Strangers (though unfortunately no Virtual Reality yet). Infamous purveyor of celebrity porn, Vivid also leaps onto your Roku, bringing with it a bevy of alt.porn, parodies, educational vids, and hardcore sex. What Vivid does lack is information: models are left unidentified, activities un-tagged.

For anyone living with housemates or family members, parental locks on adult Roku channels are essential. Thankfully, Pornstar Empire and ScoreTV both offer pin-lock access prevention – although, for Pornstar Empire, the pin arrives after a screen load of naked boobage. Barely Legal and Hustler’s Forbidden, on the other hand, give you the option of placing on your Roku home screen not a blatantly XXX channel icon but a generic ‘CSB Tutorials’ image that nobody in their right mind would assume leads to illicit entertainment. Vivid, too, allows you to use a SFW icon on your home screen, theirs being one large “V.” (So, unless you’ve got a son named Victor, you should be in the clear.)

A few small snafus occurred during the writing of this here Roku porno roundup and most stemmed from unstable channels tossed into the online pornosphere with seemingly little quality control. Barely Legal’s channel doesn’t work with a standard Barely Legal website membership, but specifically requires a Barely Legal TV account in good standing; Vivid and Reality Kings lacked crucial onscreen information; Hidden charges may prevent you from watching movies on Sugar Instant and Adult Empire.

When you think back a few years and realize that streaming HD porn into your living room via a widescreen plasma TV (or whatever glowing screen warms your body on a cold night alone) was barely a conceivable fantasy, the current state of Roku porn is, for all its faults, missteps, and misguided attempts at multi-platform integration, well worth celebrating.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 16th, 2016

mrpinks Summer’s winding down and leading us into the forthcoming winter chill, so it’d be a good idea to start stockpiling porno for the cold months ahead and where better to start than with this week’s slate of Mr. Pink-reviewed online smut peddlers? Gentle Desire presented us with some decent hardcore erotica but failed to leave its mark on the niche. Teen Mega World’s TMW VR, on the other hand, left that network more futuristic than ever with its UHD 3D VR POV hardcore scenes. Two new pseudo-cest sites from the Team Skeet crew (but not included in the network) that made strong first impressions, POV sister-fucking romp Sis Loves Me and the all-inclusive Family Strokes and its mommies, daddies, and teenage step-siblings all fucking their way into very expensive therapy. Next week is bound to be a little less out-there at Mr. Pink’s, but don’t let that stop you from returning for more brand new porn site reviews.

The Sweet Life of Harriet Sugarcookie

These days it seems almost pathetically easy to become a pornstar. As long as you’re a reasonably attractive woman with a somewhat athletic figure, modest sexual abilities, and a tendency to overuse social media, you could be well on your way to being the next Riley Reid or Lana Rhoades. Becoming a paragon of liberated sexuality, an icon of eroticism, and a teacher to all who turn to you for advice and analysis, though, that’s much, much harder.

One year after launching her very own adult lifestyle site, busty British-born Asian geek goddess Harriet Sugarcookie opens the invitation to all, encouraging existing fans and newly interested men and women to explore her site in all its varied glory. Similar to Burning Angel’s wide reaching community mindset, Harriet pulls all kinds of content into her online world, from red carpet pornstar Q&As to video game reviews, POV-shot breakfast in bed videos to fellatio tips ‘n’ techniques. Not only focusing on herself, her own life and sexual habits, but those of fellow sex workers, pornstars, and models, many of whom are self-professed nerds who geek out with Harriet over Star Wars, Jenga towers, cinema blockbusters, cosplay, and delicious food, Harriet is a gracious and accommodating host, as well as a steamy performer when she puts her mind to it.

Harriet Sugarcookie doesn’t throw hot-off-the-press hardcore at her fans and subscribers as often as some self-made porn mavens, but she does shoot women other than herself (often referred to as a “roommate” or “girlfriend”) as they fuck her cameraman or simply use her bed as a masturbation platform. The sense of fun, sex-positive community here is very impressive and feels quite authentic. She might not be your average self-made pornstar, but Harriet Sugarcookie’s career could very well set the template for wannabe sex icons of the future.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 9th, 2016

mrpinks This week your ol’ pal Mr. Pink, purveyor of the finest porn website reviews around (and apparent illeist), took it upon himself to examine a handful of the ‘net’s weirdest, most erotic, and hardest-to-ignore adult websites, including the condom-free all-male hardcore romp Next Door Raw. Into more hetero territory, GoGo Bar Auditions took us behind the scenes of Thailand’s salacious nightclub dancing circuit, Abby Winters delivered Australian and European amateurs in all-natural situations and environments (and fucking each other and their boyfriends), and Zishy strolled around Los Angeles on dates with the finest, foxiest, and most flirtatious amateurs, starlets, and bona fide pornstar beauties we’ve yet to see. Next week, there’ll be more from Mr. Pink’s, but what exactly that will entail remains to be seen.